A/N: *falls asleep* Don't have time for an A/N…too sleepy…-_-
I don't own *yawn* Twilight
Edward POV
One Week Later
My god…I was so thirsty. I hadn't gone hunting for three weeks. I was tired of being moody all the time, and tired of snapping at everyone, but I couldn't help it. There was nothing for me to do until this stupid bet was over, because no one wanted to be around me or Emmett. I couldn't blame them.
I got up from my piano, and walked a few short feet to the couch. I was literally bored out of my skull. Bella had gone shopping (more like had been kidnapped to go shopping) and Renesmee was with her. Although Nessie willingly went.
I was was watching something on T.V, though I wasn't paying attention, when Jacob came in the door. He was muddy, and soaking wet.
"Don't you dare come step in this house like that, dog! I just cleaned and vacuumed the carpet." I snapped at him. Well, I needed something to occupy my time.
"A very good afternoon to you too, Edward." He said, stepping outside and drying himself off.
When he came back in he sat in the recliner.
"Wheres Nessie and Bella, and the others?" How wonderful. He referred to the rest of my family as 'the others'.
"They're shopping, and 'the others' out. Now could you shut up for one second?" I asked him sharply.
"Wow, this bets really getting to you, huh? I never knew bloodsuckers got so grouchy if they didn't drink any blood."
"Well, they do, and I just told you to shut up, did I not?"
"Jeez, fine I'll be quiet…when are Nessie and Bella getting back?"
My god, this dog wouldn't shut up.
"Jacob, I wouldn't test my patience if I were you. Vampires can do bad, dangerous , regrettable things when they're thirsty. Not that I would regret killing you."
(A/N: Yeah yeah, Edward and Jacob don't hate eachother that much, after breaking Dawn, but remember, Edward is grouchy. O_o)
"I just asked when they were getting back!" He exclaimed. Psh.
"it doesn't matter. Just shut up. You're giving me a headache." I said, sliding down farther into the couch, pinching the bridge of my nose. I felt weak because I hadn't hunted, and I hated feeling weak.
"Aww, does Eddie have a widdle head-ache?" He asked in a baby voice. I was going to kill him.
I whipped my head up, and thrust my arm forward, waiting for my fist to connect with his jaw.
It did, and I pulled it back and went into the same position, slouched to where my back was lying on the couch.
"That barely hurt, you know." The dog said.
That was impossible! I hit him pretty hard, enough to sprain some part of his jaw or something.
"What do you mean that barely hurt?" I asked him, irritation slipping into my voice.
"I mean, it felt like human Bella punching me." He said, holding back a snicker. His thoughts were yelling.
Oh my god, Edward's so weak right now! This is high-larious! I would've taken this as an opportunity to kill him a year ago, but now it's just funny as hell!
I growled at him.
Oh, crap I forgot about your freaky mind-reading. Feh, that gets annoying. It is pretty funny that Mr. 1900's over here is weak. This time he was directing his thoughts at me.
"Mr.1900's?" I asked. That was a horrible nickname.
"Would you prefer King of Mood Swings?" He asked, grinning.
Jasper and Emmett were never going to let go of that nickname.
"Jacob, do you know even know why and when I got that nickname?" I asked him. It was a funny story actually. To Emmett.
"No…I just heard Emmett and Jasper calling you that a couple of weeks ago…did they just come up with that right there?" He asked, his eyes going unfocused.
"Well, you see, Emmett was turned in the early 1900's, and as soon as came into the family, he started categorizing us. Carlisle was the caring, fatherly type, Esme the sweet mother type, Rose the hot, blonde-wad (I laughed as I said this), and me, the angsty, moody, lonely, rebellious teen. So that became my nickname for a few years until he got bored of it. And now it has come back to haunt me." I finished the small story.
"So you were the angsty, dramatic, crazy, emo, weird, lonely, rebellious teen back then?" He asked. I don't recall putting so many adjectives when I explained it…
I sighed "Yes Jacob, yes I was."
"Somehow, I can't imagine it. Now you seem like the too-happy, too-dramatic, too-fatherly, and too-in love type." He said, grimacing when he said the "too-in love" part.
"Well Jacob, thats because I am that type now. And I like it much better that way than being rebellious and lonely. Now I'm a husband and a father, two things I had never even imagined to be. I knew I was never going to find a wife, and after I did, I definitely didn't expect a honeymoon. And even that happened. The pregnancy part was the thing that sent me into shock. I remember Bella woke up sick, and went to get dressed-"
"Whoa, whoa, no need to go into honeymoon details!"
"Ehh.
I went back into my position, and sulked. I was almost glad I was talking to Jacob, because I was almost fatally bored.
I heard the door open. Thank god! That meant Bella and Nessie were home.
"Nessie! Bella!" He said, jumping up. That was my line.
Bella shot him a death glare for calling Renesmee, Nessie, but he ignored it.
"Bella, you'll never guess how strong Edward is right now!" He said loudly.
Alice came bouncing through the door.
"Wow Edward, that attempt at punching Jacob was pathetic!" Alice yelled. Evil little pixie.
Bella came up and kissed me, a little too hard.
"Ow!" I exclaimed, flinching back.
"Oops! Did I hurt you? I thought my newborn strength was going away! I'm sorry!" Always my selfless Bella…
Alice giggled.
"It's not your fault Bella. Edward is a weakling right now! He'll be like a human in a week!" She pranced around giggling. Grr.
Jacob stared at me.
"Wow, you'll be that weak? Emmett too?"
"Emmett will be stronger than Edward, just because he's the strongest vampire, but Edward will be moodier. Because he's the moodiest vampire!" She giggled some more.
"Daddy, why are you and Uncle Emmett going to be weak?" My angel asked.
"Like I said before darling, your Uncle Emmett's being a dork-head."
A/N: Well, there is the next chapter of The Blood Contest. I love the last line, 'cause it's too cute! This chapter didn't have that much to do with the story, but it was kind of an insight into Edward's past and how he got his nickname :D The King of Mood Swings! Hooray! Anyways, I'm super tired, and I got my boyfriend lurking over my shoulder here, so I am bringing this chapter to a close!
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