CHAPTER 2
"Hey Batsy Bats what's shakin?" Flash said running by with the biggest grin on his face that wouldn't be beaten even if Martian Manhunter were to get OREO's personally delivered by a man in an OREO suit to his personal quarters daily.
"It seems that Batman is rather upset today," The resident Martian Manhunter said moving over so that Batman would have enough room to sit with the original founding members and be able to eat lunch.
"It seems that the legendary playboy Batman has finally given up on his dreams of living in Paris with his 20 year old Bunny," Hawkgirl said getting a couple of laughs from the table and getting the world's deadliest glare. The Batglare!
"What's wrong Batman, you are usually moodier than this. What happened? Did the girl finally dump you?" Superman said trying to comfort his friend very poorly. He also received the Batglare, this time it was more potent than the one that Hawkgirl had gotten. He decided to move around to the other side and enjoy lunch with the girls and Green Lantern.
"The boy bought an RV and he and Alfred have also, just to annoy me I believe, planned a trip around the world! And no Flash it's not in a balloon," Batman said venting to his friends.
Batman also noticed that his friends were all holding their laughs and snickers in. That's it, when he got home, that Boy Wonder was going to be Boy Wonder with a skid mark over his body! Possibly Alfred as well but I'll see what kind of mood I am in. Maybe the RV will come in use after all.
"What do you lot know about this incident?" Batman asked looking at each members face and giving them the Batglare.
"It's not an incident. It's a vacation. And we all know that you of all people need one badly," Green Lantern said butting in before Flash could open his big mouth and make the situation worse.
"Yeah and me and KF also need one desperately. Heck we are gonna start begging in our spare time at Central City, and if we're lucky we're gonna go on tour to Gotham, Metropolis and, hopefully, Las Vegas!" Flash said scoffing down his 12 chicken and beef deluxe works burgers.
"Well here's the deal. If I give you the RV will you take Boy Blunder with you? And hopefully never bring him back?" Batman said trying to get out of his very forced holiday with taking the easiest way out that he could think of.
"Nah, we're trying to do that from riches to rags thing ya know. Besides you're the one who's going on the big vacation, and quite frankly I don't want to get into a fight with Alfred. Last time I got into a brawl with him guess who lost?" Flash said before resuming scoffing down his burgers.
"You, and poorly," Everyone said cracking a smile at the memory. Whoever you asked who had been sitting at that table it all was a different story.
But it went a little like this. One day the Barry Allen (Flash) and Wally West (Kid Flash) were over at Bruce Wayne (Batman) and Dick Grayson's (Robins). Barry had gone to settle a bet with Hawkgirl, Green Lantern and Superman as to how often Bruce smiles compared to how many times Batman smiles. After about an hour or two Bruce disappeared (literally disappeared!) and Alfred said it was about time to leave. Anyway Barry bet Wally 100 bucks that he could beat Alfred in a fight, and one thing led to another and somehow Dick got the show recorded for 'future entertainment'. After that Barry is still in debt $1 000 000 (Dick got a few people in on the event) and his wife still doesn't know. It was never too be spoken of again. Especially the fact that Alfred had been able to get Barry in a choke hold.
"Well we all love that pain in the neck that reminds Robin to wash his boxers, and uses terrible threats about scorns on him," Batman said trying to take some of Martian Manhunter's Oreos, but he wasn't successful as the resident Martian started to growl at him and Batman took it wise to move his hand and to try and get some while his friend was sleeping later on, hopefully, maybe not.
Everyone broke out laughing at this statement. After a while, (and Batman getting his hand slapped so many times it felt like it would fall off) everyone resumed eating. Until...
"Where are you gonna be going anyway?" Flash asked bringing 3 plates of fries.
"I actually don't know?" Batman said dread covering his face.
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