Chloe and Amy walked up to a store clerk. He was preoccupied with a game of Temple Run and Chloe had to poke him a few times before he would listen. "Hey, where do you keep the DVDs?"
"Right there." The clerk pointed to a bargain bin.
"Yeah, we looked there," said Amy. "We're looking for good movies."
"Sorry, we don't carry good movies." The clerk looked back at his game.
"Okay," said Chloe. "Do you know where I can find some good movies?"
"Try Netflix," said the clerk.
"You don't understand," said Chloe. "I want to get The Breakfast Club as a Christmas present for a friend."
"Oh," said the clerk. "Well why don't you get your friend Netflix."
"What?" said Chloe.
The clerk looked up from his game. "Yeah, set up an account for your friend and call it a Christmas present."
"That sounds really cheap," said Chloe.
Amy shrugged. "I think it's a good idea. Just remember to put my name on it."
"I'm not getting Beca Netflix," said Chloe.
"Why not?" said Amy. "You're just making things harder for yourself."
"I wanna get her something that's heartfelt, you know," said Chloe.
Amy rolled her eyes. "Fine, why don't you just get The Breakfast Club from Amazon?"
"Huh, that's actually a good idea," said Chloe. "Why didn't you say that sooner?"
"Uhhh," said Amy. "Well, then we wouldn't get to have some girl time."
"You spent the whole time texting," said Chloe.
"No I didn't," said Amy. "I was playing Angry Birds."
So Chloe ordered The Breakfast Club on Amazon, and the day before Christmas she got a package in the mail. Amy was there, making sure to remind Chloe to put her name on the present. "I just want to see the look on her face when she sees my name on the package."
"Fine." Chloe opened the package. "I'll send you a picture."
Chloe frowned once she saw the DVD case. "What's wrong?" said Amy.
"This isn't what I ordered." Chloe handed Amy the DVD.
"Yes it is." Amy picked up the DVD. "Wait, you're right. It has those Xs after the title."
"Yeah," said Chloe.
"Well what's wrong with this?" said Amy.
"Excuse me?" said Chloe.
"Yeah, who doesn't want porn for Christmas?" said Amy.
"Are you serious?" said Chloe.
"Of course not." Amy turned red and pretended to drop her phone.
"I just don't know what to do," said Chloe. "I can't give her this and it's too late to get her a real present. Any ideas?"
"None at all," said Amy.
"Thanks," said Chloe sarcastically.
"You're welcome," said Amy.
