Disclaimer: i don't own Pitch Perfect or any of the songs i use in this story. also this story is based on Brittt87's story 'Human' which you should definitely go check out! :)
Fat Amy takes the stage singing 'i know what boys like' by The Waitresses.
i know what boys like
i know what i guys want
i know what boys like
i've got what boys like
as Amy sang the group settled down in a big, comfy booth, right in front of the stage. everyone chatted happily. when Beca went up to the bar to get some more drinks for the table, Jesse decided that it would be the perfect time to talk, so he followed her up.
"hey" he said, not knowing what else to say.
"what's up weirdo?" she said cheekily, with a chuckle.
"not much i've just been thinking that we should really catch up. we haven't talked in so long"
"that's true. it's been too long" after talking for a few moments it felt like old times again. suddenly Beca was pulled away from Jesse and dragged onto the stage with the rest of the bellas. they decided to sing 'dog days are over' by Florence the Machine and Beca and Chloe of course took the lead vocals.
happiness hit her
like a train on a track
coming towards her
stuck still no turning back Beca sang, then Chloe took over.
she hid around corners
and she hid under beds
she killed it with kisses
and from it she fled.
when the girls finished their song the guys took the stage. they sang 'death of a bachelor' by Panic! at the Disco, and per usual Jesse and Benji co- lead the song.
do i look lonely?
i see the shadows on my face Jesse began.
people have told me i don't look the same
maybe i've lost weight Benji sang.
i'm playing hooky...
Benji joins in with Jesse singing...
with the best of the best
put my heart on my chest
so you can see it, too
when the song ended they all met back up at their booth. they were all still happily a buzz.
"you guys did great!" Beca compliments the boys.
"you guys were amazing as always" Jesse says in reply.
"well that is why we always beat you, because we are aca- amazing" Beca says with a laugh.
"oh yeah?" Jesse challenges.
"yep" Beca says slightly tipsy.
"well i think that this calls for a... riff off!" Jesse exclaims.
"it's on!" Beca declares, and all the bellas and treblemakers cheer in agreement. they all take the stage. the announcer spins "the wheel" on an phone app he got.
"and the category is..." he pauses to build suspense "songs by hated artists!". the bellas start it off with 'love yourself' by Justin Bieber.
for all the times that you've rained on my parade
and all the clubs you get in using my name
you think you've broke my heart,
oh, girl for goodness sakes
you think i'm crying on my own well i ain't
and i didn't wanna write a song
'cause i didn't want anyone thinking i still care,
i don't but...
and the bellas cut in with 'sweatshirt' by Jacob Sartorious.
...you can wear my sweatshirt
and you can tell your friends
we'll be together 'til the end
girl you can wear my sweatshirt
cuz you're the only one i hold
and i don't want you to be cold
so baby wear mine
when you go to sleep at night
when you wake up in the morning
and...
the guys interrupted with Taylor Swift's 'fifteen'.
...when you're fifteen
somebody tells you they love you
you're gonna believe them
and when you're fifteen
and your first kiss makes your head spin around
but in your life
you'll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team
but...
the girls butt in with 'party in the USA' by Miley Cyrus.
...i put my hands up
they're playing my song
the butterflies fly away
noddin' my head like yeah
movin' my hips like yeah
i got my hands up
they're playing my song
you know it's gonna be okay
yeah it's a party in the USA
yeah it's a party in the USA!
the girls finish strong!
"ok one more round, then we will choose who won!" then announcer said "and the category is... singers that used to be on disney!"
the boys start it off with 'jealous' by Nick Jonas, with Jesse singing directly at Beca.
i don't like the way he's looking at you
i'm starting to think you want him too
am i crazy?
have i lost ya
even though i know you love me
can't help it
i turn my cheek
music up
and i'm puffing my chest
i'm getting ready to face you
can call me obsessed
it's not your fault that they hover
i mean no disrespect
it's my right to be hellish
i still get jealous
'cause you're too sexy beautiful
and everybody wants a taste
that's why
that's why...
Beca was quite stunned so Chloe took over singing 'bad liar' by Selena Gomez.
...i was walking down the street the other day
tryna distracts myself
but then i see your face
oh wait, that's someone else
ohh, tryna play it coy
tryna make it disappear
but like the battle of troy
there's nothing subtle here
in my room there's a king size
bigger than it used to be
if you want, you can rent that place
call me an amenity
even if it's in my dreams
ooh you're taking up a fraction of my mind
ooh every time...
then the guys chime in with 'i want my mullet back' by Billy Ray Cyrus, an unexpected song choice, but Bumper sings it loud and proud.
i want my mullet back
my ol' Camero, an' my eight-track
fuzzy dice hanging loose an' proud
ZZ top, they're playin' loud
a simple time, that's what i miss
your mini-skirt, an' your sweet kiss
things are changin' man, an' that's a fact
i want my mullet...
the girls switched it up with Taylor Swift's 'we are never ever getting back together"
...back together
you go, talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me
but we are never, ever, ever, getting back together
like, ever
i'm really gonna miss you picking fights
and me, falling for it screaming that i'm right
and you, would hide away and find your piece of mind
with some indie record, that's much cooler than mine
oh...
the guys begin to sing 'hurricane' by Bridgit Mendler.
...you're standing in the eye of the hurricane
here comes the sun
here comes the rain
standing in the eye of the hurricane
then Jesse begins singing all goofy like, pointing to himself.
he picks me up like
he's got the way of the hurricane
and think i'm fine like, i'm in the eye of the hurricane
he picks me up like
he's got the way of the hurricane
and think i'm fine like, i'm in the eye of the hurricane.
"bravo boys, bravo. spectacular! really, just great! except for the fact that you sang 'you're' when we were looking for 'you' sorry boys, but what do i say now? oh right you've been... cut off!" the announcer says "the bellas win!".
the girls as excited as ever giggling, screaming and jumping up and down. all the while, Beca can't help but to flashback to her freshman year of college riff off.
flashback...
Jesse interrupts Stacie and Fat Amy ad starts singing 'feels like the first time' by Foreigner
... and i guess it's just the woman in you,
that brings out the man in me
i know i can't help myself
you're all in the world to me
it feels like the first time
feels like the very first time
it feels like the first time...
then Beca ran up without thinking and began to rap 'no diggity' by Blackstreet and Dr. Dre.
... it's going down,
fade to blackstreet
the homies got rb,
collab' creations
bump like acne
no doubt
put it down
never slouch
as long as my credit could vouch
a dog couldn't catch me
straight up
tell me who could stop
when Dre makin' moves attracting honeys
like a magnet
giving 'em ear'gasms
with my mellow accent
still movin' the flavor
with the homies blackstreet and teddy
the original rumpshakers
"rump?" Aubrey says out of confusion. all the girls looking at her completely confused. but Jesse urges her on
"keep going" he tells her, and she does.
shorty get down
good lord
baby got 'em open all over town
strictly biz, she don't play around
cover much ground
got game by the pound
getting paid is her forte
each and everyday
true player way
i can't get her out of my mind
i think about the girl all the time
with all the bellas beginning to back her up Beca continues.
i like the way you work it
no diggity
i got to bag it up, baby
i like the way you work it
no diggity
i got to bag it up, baby
i like the way you work it
no diggity
i got to bag it up, baby
i like the way you work it
no diggity
i got to bag it up, baby
i like the way you work it
no diggity
i got to bag it up, baby
i like the way you work it
no diggity
i got to bag it up, we out!
"i mean you're welcome" Beca says cheekily to Jesse.
with the whole crowd cheering, including the other groups, the girls were elated until the annoying announcer came in and ruined everything.
"it's a tough blow ladies, the word you needed to match was 'it' and you sang 'it's'" the announcer said "you are... cut off!"
"are you serious" Beca said out of disbelief.
"the trebles win" the announcer says.
over all the cheering Jesse says "Beca, i'm sorry. you lost" half genuinely but also half gloating.
"i've never heard that rule!" Aubrey shouts "ladies, ladies, come on. come back"
flashback ends
when she regained focus she walked outside to get some air when she noticed Jesse walking right next to her.
"can i walk you back to the hotel?" he asks.
Author's Note: I apologize to all fans of Justin Bieber, Jacob Sartorious, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus, i picked them because they are pretty well known for being hated i don't mean any offense by it. also i'm sorry there wasn't a lot of story to this it was mostly just songs, but it's a build up for what's to come! ;)
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