Disclaimer: i don't own Pitch Perfect or any of the songs i use in this story. also this story is based on Brittt87's story 'Human' which you should definitely go check out! :)

Fat Amy takes the stage singing 'i know what boys like' by The Waitresses.

i know what boys like

i know what i guys want

i know what boys like

i've got what boys like

as Amy sang the group settled down in a big, comfy booth, right in front of the stage. everyone chatted happily. when Beca went up to the bar to get some more drinks for the table, Jesse decided that it would be the perfect time to talk, so he followed her up.

"hey" he said, not knowing what else to say.

"what's up weirdo?" she said cheekily, with a chuckle.

"not much i've just been thinking that we should really catch up. we haven't talked in so long"

"that's true. it's been too long" after talking for a few moments it felt like old times again. suddenly Beca was pulled away from Jesse and dragged onto the stage with the rest of the bellas. they decided to sing 'dog days are over' by Florence the Machine and Beca and Chloe of course took the lead vocals.

happiness hit her

like a train on a track

coming towards her

stuck still no turning back Beca sang, then Chloe took over.

she hid around corners

and she hid under beds

she killed it with kisses

and from it she fled.

when the girls finished their song the guys took the stage. they sang 'death of a bachelor' by Panic! at the Disco, and per usual Jesse and Benji co- lead the song.

do i look lonely?

i see the shadows on my face Jesse began.

people have told me i don't look the same

maybe i've lost weight Benji sang.

i'm playing hooky...

Benji joins in with Jesse singing...

with the best of the best

put my heart on my chest

so you can see it, too

when the song ended they all met back up at their booth. they were all still happily a buzz.

"you guys did great!" Beca compliments the boys.

"you guys were amazing as always" Jesse says in reply.

"well that is why we always beat you, because we are aca- amazing" Beca says with a laugh.

"oh yeah?" Jesse challenges.

"yep" Beca says slightly tipsy.

"well i think that this calls for a... riff off!" Jesse exclaims.

"it's on!" Beca declares, and all the bellas and treblemakers cheer in agreement. they all take the stage. the announcer spins "the wheel" on an phone app he got.

"and the category is..." he pauses to build suspense "songs by hated artists!". the bellas start it off with 'love yourself' by Justin Bieber.

for all the times that you've rained on my parade

and all the clubs you get in using my name

you think you've broke my heart,

oh, girl for goodness sakes

you think i'm crying on my own well i ain't

and i didn't wanna write a song

'cause i didn't want anyone thinking i still care,

i don't but...

and the bellas cut in with 'sweatshirt' by Jacob Sartorious.

...you can wear my sweatshirt

and you can tell your friends

we'll be together 'til the end

girl you can wear my sweatshirt

cuz you're the only one i hold

and i don't want you to be cold

so baby wear mine

when you go to sleep at night

when you wake up in the morning

and...

the guys interrupted with Taylor Swift's 'fifteen'.

...when you're fifteen

somebody tells you they love you

you're gonna believe them

and when you're fifteen

and your first kiss makes your head spin around

but in your life

you'll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team

but...

the girls butt in with 'party in the USA' by Miley Cyrus.

...i put my hands up

they're playing my song

the butterflies fly away

noddin' my head like yeah

movin' my hips like yeah

i got my hands up

they're playing my song

you know it's gonna be okay

yeah it's a party in the USA

yeah it's a party in the USA!

the girls finish strong!

"ok one more round, then we will choose who won!" then announcer said "and the category is... singers that used to be on disney!"

the boys start it off with 'jealous' by Nick Jonas, with Jesse singing directly at Beca.

i don't like the way he's looking at you

i'm starting to think you want him too

am i crazy?

have i lost ya

even though i know you love me

can't help it

i turn my cheek

music up

and i'm puffing my chest

i'm getting ready to face you

can call me obsessed

it's not your fault that they hover

i mean no disrespect

it's my right to be hellish

i still get jealous

'cause you're too sexy beautiful

and everybody wants a taste

that's why

that's why...

Beca was quite stunned so Chloe took over singing 'bad liar' by Selena Gomez.

...i was walking down the street the other day

tryna distracts myself

but then i see your face

oh wait, that's someone else

ohh, tryna play it coy

tryna make it disappear

but like the battle of troy

there's nothing subtle here

in my room there's a king size

bigger than it used to be

if you want, you can rent that place

call me an amenity

even if it's in my dreams

ooh you're taking up a fraction of my mind

ooh every time...

then the guys chime in with 'i want my mullet back' by Billy Ray Cyrus, an unexpected song choice, but Bumper sings it loud and proud.

i want my mullet back

my ol' Camero, an' my eight-track

fuzzy dice hanging loose an' proud

ZZ top, they're playin' loud

a simple time, that's what i miss

your mini-skirt, an' your sweet kiss

things are changin' man, an' that's a fact

i want my mullet...

the girls switched it up with Taylor Swift's 'we are never ever getting back together"

...back together

you go, talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me

but we are never, ever, ever, getting back together

like, ever

i'm really gonna miss you picking fights

and me, falling for it screaming that i'm right

and you, would hide away and find your piece of mind

with some indie record, that's much cooler than mine

oh...

the guys begin to sing 'hurricane' by Bridgit Mendler.

...you're standing in the eye of the hurricane

here comes the sun

here comes the rain

standing in the eye of the hurricane

then Jesse begins singing all goofy like, pointing to himself.

he picks me up like

he's got the way of the hurricane

and think i'm fine like, i'm in the eye of the hurricane

he picks me up like

he's got the way of the hurricane

and think i'm fine like, i'm in the eye of the hurricane.

"bravo boys, bravo. spectacular! really, just great! except for the fact that you sang 'you're' when we were looking for 'you' sorry boys, but what do i say now? oh right you've been... cut off!" the announcer says "the bellas win!".

the girls as excited as ever giggling, screaming and jumping up and down. all the while, Beca can't help but to flashback to her freshman year of college riff off.

flashback...

Jesse interrupts Stacie and Fat Amy ad starts singing 'feels like the first time' by Foreigner

... and i guess it's just the woman in you,

that brings out the man in me

i know i can't help myself

you're all in the world to me

it feels like the first time

feels like the very first time

it feels like the first time...

then Beca ran up without thinking and began to rap 'no diggity' by Blackstreet and Dr. Dre.

... it's going down,

fade to blackstreet

the homies got rb,

collab' creations

bump like acne

no doubt

put it down

never slouch

as long as my credit could vouch

a dog couldn't catch me

straight up

tell me who could stop

when Dre makin' moves attracting honeys

like a magnet

giving 'em ear'gasms

with my mellow accent

still movin' the flavor

with the homies blackstreet and teddy

the original rumpshakers

"rump?" Aubrey says out of confusion. all the girls looking at her completely confused. but Jesse urges her on

"keep going" he tells her, and she does.

shorty get down

good lord

baby got 'em open all over town

strictly biz, she don't play around

cover much ground

got game by the pound

getting paid is her forte

each and everyday

true player way

i can't get her out of my mind

i think about the girl all the time

with all the bellas beginning to back her up Beca continues.

i like the way you work it

no diggity

i got to bag it up, baby

i like the way you work it

no diggity

i got to bag it up, baby

i like the way you work it

no diggity

i got to bag it up, baby

i like the way you work it

no diggity

i got to bag it up, baby

i like the way you work it

no diggity

i got to bag it up, baby

i like the way you work it

no diggity

i got to bag it up, we out!

"i mean you're welcome" Beca says cheekily to Jesse.

with the whole crowd cheering, including the other groups, the girls were elated until the annoying announcer came in and ruined everything.

"it's a tough blow ladies, the word you needed to match was 'it' and you sang 'it's'" the announcer said "you are... cut off!"

"are you serious" Beca said out of disbelief.

"the trebles win" the announcer says.

over all the cheering Jesse says "Beca, i'm sorry. you lost" half genuinely but also half gloating.

"i've never heard that rule!" Aubrey shouts "ladies, ladies, come on. come back"

flashback ends

when she regained focus she walked outside to get some air when she noticed Jesse walking right next to her.

"can i walk you back to the hotel?" he asks.

Author's Note: I apologize to all fans of Justin Bieber, Jacob Sartorious, Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus, i picked them because they are pretty well known for being hated i don't mean any offense by it. also i'm sorry there wasn't a lot of story to this it was mostly just songs, but it's a build up for what's to come! ;)

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