Monkey: :'(
Tsuna & Yamamoto: ...?
Monkey: *sob sob*
Tsuna: ano...what's wrong?
Monkey: Last chapter I messed up on some spelling. :'(
Yamamoto: it's okay! You'll just do better on this chapter! :D
Monkey: yeah. Guess your right! :D
Tsuna: good luck! :D
Monkey: thanks! :D
All three: let's get on with the story! :D
Disclaimer: I don't own Khr... Wish I did though.
Chapter 2: CANON!
TSUNA POV
School is finally over, I'm so glad. I was called so many time and would have gotten them all wrong if it wasn't for the new student that sits behind me, Shokubutsu-kun. He would whisper some answers to me when I got called. I have to thank him for that.
Speaking of new students, Mei-san is really popular with the boys, I can tell that she likes Yamamoto and vice versa. Maybe I should warn them about Hibari-san before they get bitten to death.
The person that came in with onii-san, Jinsei-san I think, was just as popular with the girls as Mei-san is with the boys. He is also Mei-san and Shokubutsu-kun's older brother.
Then there's Shokubutsu-kun himself. I was still thinking about lunch and how his eyes were red, I felt bad for him. He looks really shy and Gokudera-kun yelled at him. Plus our whole class wouldn't stop whispering during class about him. He acts and looks so different from his siblings, it's kinda weird. I'll ask him why that is.
NORMAL POV
Tsuna turned around to ask Shokubutsu about himself when all the other people started to crowd around him. They started asking a lot of questions and Tsuna saw that he was getting scared so he did one of the most un-Tsuna like things... he yelled at them.
"OI! YOU GUYS ARE SCARING HIM!"
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Everyone stared at him in shock, unable to believe what they heard, and from who. In the background you could see Gokudera with sparkles in his eyes, Yamamoto and Mei trying, and failing, to hold in their laughter and Shokubutsu looking at Tsuna with a look of gratitude.
"Did Dame-Tsuna just yell at us!?" Exclaimed a chubby kid getting over his shock. This got the youngest boy's attention. He didn't like what the chubby boy had just called someone that stood up for him.
"Don't call him that."
"Huh? What was that gaki?" Asked the same boy.
"Don't call Sawada-sama 'Dame-Tsuna', fatty!" Shokubutsu yelled. This outburst caused the whole room to start laughing like crazy.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, YOU RED-EYED FREAK!?" The chubby one yelled back. That's when Mei was about to step in, but was stopped by a hand on her shoulder. She looked and saw that it was Yamamoto who had stopped her.
"Gokudera and I can handle this." He reassured her, causing her to blush as how serious he looked. Before either said any more they both heard a very loud shriek and turned to see the chubby boy on the ground holding his family jewels with Shokubutsu standing over him. "Or not." They sweat dropped.
"I told you not to call him that." Shokubutsu said, looking down at the boy. Upon seeing that all eyes were on him he went back to his shy self. "W-w-well I d-did say not t-to call him that-t."
After the incident in the classroom we can find Tsuna and Shokubutsu walking to the Sawada household, after meeting the latter's brother again.
'That was an interesting...and weird way of greeting your younger brother.' Tsuna thought remembering what happened a little while ago.
*FLASHBACK*
After leaving the class Tsuna, Gokudera, Yamamoto, Mei and Shokubutsu were all walking to the front gate to leave.
"Nice kick there in class!" Yamamoto congratulated, ruffling the younger's hair.
"Yeah! Nice job there lil bro!" Exclaimed Mei.
"Good job." Was all Gokudera said.
"Thanks for defending me Shokubutsu-kun!" Thanked Tsuna.
"U-um... No p-problem, but I should be thanking you for helping me first, Sawada-sama." He replayed nervously not really use to the praise.
"So technically, Shobu just returned Tsuna's favor?" Yamamoot said, looking in thought. Both Mei and Shobu looked at him with somewhat surprised looks.
'...He got otouto's nickname right off the bat...Damn he's good.' Mei thought with a smile.
"There he is! The coolest otouto there is!" Jinsei said while getting his brother in a headlock and giving him a noogie.
"Nii-san, what are you talking about?" Asked Shobu as he tried, and failed, to get out of the headlock.
"You know what I'm talking about! I heard you kicked some guy in the nuts!" Exclaimed the older brother.
"TH-TH-THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT!" The stuttering boy said putting his hands up in defense.
"Really? It didn't look like an accident to me, otouto." Mei said trying not to laugh. She then turned around. "Well anyway, I have to go, Yamamoto-kun is taking me to his family's sushi bar."
"Oh yeah? Do you smell that Shobu?" Asked the older brother to the younger. They both sniffed the air.
"Yup! Smells like love is in the air." Shobu said with a smirk on his face.
"WH-WH-WHAT!? It's n-not like th-that at all! He offered to sh-show me a-around!" She yelled with a massive blush. She than started to run with Yamamoto right after her. "See ya guys!"
After laughing like crazy, Jinsei than started talking again. "Well I should get going too."
"Where are you going, Nii-san?" Turning around he answered.
"I got some tips on where to find a Tsuchinoko!"
"WHAT!? REALLY!? CAN I GO TOO!" They all turned to see Gokudera with sparkles in his eyes...again.
"Sure! The more the merrier! Now come on, let's go!" Then they started walking off.
"Hai! Sorry 10th, I can't walk you home today!" Gokudera said looking like a sad puppy.
"It's okay Gokudera-kun. I'll just walk with Shobu-kun." Tsuna said while he and Shobu just sweat dropped at the bombers look.
"Okay. Bye 10th! Arashi, you better care of 10th for me!"
"Don't worry, Gokudera-sama, I will!" Shobu yelled back waving as they two of them left.
"I guess it's just us." Sighed the tired boss in training.
"Yeah." The younger one sighed. they both then sighed.
*END FLASHBACK*
"So what are we going to do at your house, Sawada-sama?" Asked the kid.
"You don't have to be so formal with us. And I don't know yet. Maybe we can play some games or something." Answered Tsuna with a sigh. "That is if reborn will let me. Speaking of him, I haven't seen him the whole day. I have a bad feeling."
"Sorry, force of habit." After walking more, they started getting closer to the house when Shobu noticed something. "Sawada-san, who are those people?" He pointed to men in black suits.
"WHAT IS THIS!?"
"Huh? You d-don't know who they a-a-are?" The younger boy stuttered. Tsuna walked up to one of them.
"um... Excuse me. Can we pass through?"
"You can't. I can only let Sawada family members pass through right now." The man said stopping them.
"...I'm...Sawada Tsunayoshi..." He answered back.
This got yells of, "WHA-" and "THIS IS HIM!?"
"Then who is the kid?"
"He's my little brother." Tsuna said nervously.
"REBORN! This is your doing, isn't it!?" Tsuna yelled running up to his room. "They're in my room too!?"
"We've been waiting for you, Tsuna." Said the baby hitman.
"What's going on!?" Tsuna said looking at the chair in the room.
"Yo, Vongola boss. I travelled afar to pay you a visit. I'm...Cavallone Family's 10th boss, Dino." The now named Dino said. "Hm!" He was looking at Tsuna which made him uncomfortable. "...HE'S NO GOOD!" The blond said before he started laughing.
"Heh?"
"You don't have that aura. The way you present yourself is terrible. There's no sense of anticipation. And you don't seem ambitious either. You look unlucky too. Your disposition as a boss is zero." The older boss said. His men started laughing at that.
'We just met and you're already picking on me!?' Tsuna yelled in his mind.
"Oi! Stop laughing at Sawada-sama!" Shobu yelled.
"Huh? Shobu-kun, sorry I forgot you were here. And I thought I said you don't have to call me that." Apologized/said Tsuna.
"Sorry Sawada-sa-" he couldn't say any more because there were now two guns pointed at his head.
"SHOBU-KUN!"
'If he's here that means the other two are here as well.' Dino thought. "It's okay. You two can put your guns down."
"So, Tsuna. Who is this?" Reborn asked even if he knows who it is.
"Huh? Oh! This is Shobu-kun. He and his siblings are new here." Answered Tsuna.
'I knew it.'
"Anyways... Who are the scary people?" Asked the boss to be.
"Dino is your senior apprentice." Replied the baby.
"HUH!?"
"Don't let the things I said get you down, Vongola's 10th..." Dino said while looking at the brunette, but keeping an eye on the kid that was behind him. "Before I met Reborn my capabilities of being a boss were nada, too."
"Eh!? Before you met Reborn? So that means...!" Tsuna exclaimed looking at his tutor.
"I taught Dino to become a mafia boss before I came here." The hitman said calmly.
"Really!?"
"Thanks to him, now I'm a boss of 5000 members." The blond said remembering what he had to go through. "Truth be told there are still many things I wanted to learn, but he insisted on coming to Japan, so I had to let him go."
'Reborn's former apprentice... Is this another arrival of a dangerous guy?' Tsuna thought. "Um... There seem to be some misunderstanding, I have desire whatsoever to become a mafia boss."
"HAHA! IT'S JUST LIKE REBORN SAID! You're exactly the same as I use to be." The blond said. "In the beginning, I thought the mafia boss could go suck it for all I care... Decent guys don't seek to join the mafia in the frost place. You're a trustworthy guy."
"Eh!? Bu-but I don't...!"
"If you keep refusing..." Dino said as he got something from his jacket pocket. "He'll bite ya!" He than held out a turtle which scared Tsuna, who ended up falling on top of Shobu.
"Turtle...?"
"He fell for it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
'Could this be...an old man gag?'
"Um...Sawada-san...can you please get off of me?" Shobu asked shyly.
"Oh! Sorry Shobu-kun!" The brunette apologized getting off of the smaller kid.
"Anyways, this turtle is called Enzio. I asked for Leon, but Reborn have me him instead."
"Because Leon is mine."
'Like we care!'
"I'm a broccow with branches!" Lambo yelled as he and I-pin ran into the room.
"It's them again...! Oi, Lambo, didn't I tell you not to play with hand grenades!?" Yelled Tsuna. (A/N: but really folks, who has to tell a child that -_-') than Lambo tripped on the carpet and the weapons flew out the window.
"This is bad. Dino's men are out there." Reborn said as the older boss jumped out the window, caught the grenades with his whip and threw them up in the air.
His men started say stuff like "it's just one of boss' antics again." Or "he surprises us at least once a day."
"That wasn't it just now."
"He's so cool..." Admired Tsuna.
"Now do you understand? The mafia boss will risk his life for his family." The spartan tutor said.
"Don't relate everything back to that!"
"Dino why don't you stay over for tonight." Said Reborn.
"I'm okay with it, but what about theses guys?" Asked Dino.
"You can let your men go back." Said the factors toddler.
"All right. I might as well give the Vongola's 10th boss an advice or two then." Said the older boss.
"Aren't you lucky Tsuna."
"F-for me? H-how nice! Oh yeah! It's getting late, why don't you stay over too, Shobu-kun!" Tsuna said turning to the kid.
"U-um... Sure. I just have t-to call nii-san and nee-san." The younger boy answered getting out his phone.
"Here enjoy!"
"Itadakimasu."
"Arigato."
"So ask me anything, my cute sworn brother." The blond said looking across the table.
'What a dilemma? I'm happy Dino-san likes me, but I definitely don't want to join the mafia...' Thought Tsuna. "Erm..."
"Oh yeah, do you have a family yet, Tsuna?" Asked Dino.
"There are Gokudera and Yamamoto. Also a few candidates, Hibari, Sasagawa Ryohei and ..." Answered Reborn.
"THEY ARE JUST MY FRIENDS AND SENIORS!" Yelled Tsuna.
"I was also wondering if you and your siblings would like to join, Shobu?" Reborn asked. At the question said boy stiffened and just looked at his food.
"Reborn, don't ask him something like that! He's just a kid!" Exclaimed Tsuna. This calmed the other boy down. "Anyways, why did you come to a person like me, Reborn? You seem to be doing fine with Dino-san."
"Vongola is the center of our allied families. That's why it gets priority over all others in every aspect." The blond answered.
"EEEEEHHHHH!? The Vongola is that influential!?"
"That's right."
"I'm even more scared."
"Oh, Dino-kun. My, my, you spilled your food..." Nana Sawada said looking at the mess the oldest male made.
"Without his men, Dino on functions half as well." Reborn stated.
"Huh?"
"He's the type who can only use his power for the family or in front of the family. Without his men his athleticism drops dramatically." The baby finished.
"What the!? So he has the perfect build for a leader?"
"I'll prepare the bath for you." Nana said walking to the bathroom.
"Thanks."
"KYAAAAA!"
"Mom!"
"What happened!?" Dino exclaimed getting up, but then falling down.
"Are you okay, Dino-sama?" Shobu asked looking at the older man.
"I stepped on my own foot." He said rubbing his head.
"Huh!?"
"You see. He's a real klutz." Reborn said looking at his former student.
'C-can't be...'
"In the tub!" Nana exclaimed running into the kitchen.
"Mom!? What's in the tub!?" Tsuna asked confused at what his mom was saying.
"U-um. Sawada-sama, y-you might w-wanna come and see this." Shobu said standing in the hallway. Running over to see what it was, he was surprised to see a giant turtle in his tub.
"U-unbelievable...!?"
"Crap. That Enzio. When did he escape?" Dino said looking at his turtle.
"Eh!? This is the turtle from before!?" Tsuna yelled.
"This is very weird." Shobu said.
"That's right. Enzio is a sponge snapping turtle. He swells if he's immersed in water." Reborn explained. "The enlarged Enzio becomes feral and will devour a whole house."
"WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?"
I-pin tried to attack it, but it just bounced off the giant turtle. Then Dino tried to attack it with his whip, but ended up hitting poor Tsuna in the face. Enzio took a bite out of the tub. Dino tried to attack it again, not only hitting Tsuna, but Lambo and I-pin too. Than both Reborn and Dino heard a sound that sounded like chains. They looked and saw that Shobu was just standing there without a word. Not trusting him, Reborn that let Leon jump on top of Tsuna's face and transforming.
"You're here, Romario!?" Dino exclaimed. "I thought you went back with the others! Idiot! Stay back and leave this to me!" He than used his whip tied it around the hanging lamp and around Enzio's neck. "Don't think bad of me, Enzio!" The turtle what nocked unconscious "Sleep for awhile."
Enzio returned to normal size after being blow-dried, and thus the situation was settled. Without his men, Dino is still more than a klutz.
END CHAPTER
Monkey: and that was the end of chapter 2!
Reborn: hm. It was only great because I was in it.
Monkey: *sweat drop* um...yeah. Well anyways, please review. And remember...
Reborn: never be around Dino without his men.
