Authors notes: I realize these are very short chapters, but they work better as individual chapters to separate the ships. And I know that not all Clois shippers declare "It's destiny" just like not all Chlark shippers turn Chloe into a Sue, or into Lois, or are now pairing her with another character. This is not meant to be offensive. It is written in fun.

Again we find ourselves at the Kent farm. Lois and Clark are discussing their friendship, when Clark brings out a bracelet and lovingly places it on Lois's wrist.

Shocked Lois exclaims "What is this Smallville!"

Clark shyly explains "This is the bracelet that Kyla's grandfather gave me after she died. He said it was for my true one, and Lois, you are my true one, my soulmate, so this bracelet belongs to you."

"Ok Smallville, what are you on? Have you been getting into your parents' liquor cabinet?" Lois stares at him wondering if he hit his head or something.

At that moment Kara and Chloe walk in.

Chloe says "Come on Lois, we all know you and Clark have feelings for each other. You have both just been in denial, but now Clark is willing to admit it."

Kara adds "Clark, you should immediately tell Lois your secret, and don't forget to tell her about your weaknesses too; after all, honesty is the best policy in a relationship no matter what."

Lois shakes her head in wonder, and she considers that, yeah, the farm boy is cute, and she is attracted to him, but this soulmate stuff is way beyond anything she feels at the moment. And Clark's secret, what is that about? But what the heck, in for a penny in for a dollar right? So throwing common sense, caution, and logic to the wind she blurts out, "Ok guys, no more denial. Clark, I love you, but I also hate you for making me admit, out loud even, to such touchy feely, sappy emotions. Now, what's this about a secret Clarky?"

Embarrassed yet elated, Clark shyly reveals in one breath "I am an alien from the planet Krypton. I am super fast, super strong, I can shoot fire from my eyes, I have super hearing, x-ray vision, super lung power, and I am invulnerable, except that kryptonite weakens me, and with enough exposure may even kill me. Oh and I am vulnerable to magic also."

Lois's jaw drops as she takes a step back. "Ok…" she states as she looks to Chloe and Kara, "how long have you guys known that Clark is psychotic? And why is this ET superman here not safely tucked away in Belle Reeve sanitarium? And what the heck is kryptonite?"

Clark gives Lois a demonstration of his abilities. Then he brings out a small lead box , opens it to show Lois the green meteor rock within, and immediately falls to his knees clutching his stomach. He is oblivious to the fact that he could have just had Chloe show Lois the kryptonite. After Chloe closes the box Clark immediately goes on to explain the different colors of kryptonite, and what effects they have on him.

Lois considers all this information, and her first thought is, 'Hmm, red kryptonite…no inhibitions…this could be fun.'

Lois says "Ok Clark, now we can both work at the Daily Planet. You can wear some big nerdy glasses, and occasionally slip into some bright blue kiddy pajamas with a bright red cape. Oh, and how about a big S on the front of the pajama. It can stand for Super Stupendous Super Duper Man!"

Clark blushes and replies, "Oh Lois, I think Superman would be enough, you know how modest I am."