Me: A new chapter for all you Fairy tail fanatics who take the time to read this shit.
El: It's shit alright.
Me: El no hidoiyo!
AD: There they go again.
Lucy: I'll do the disclaimer. This story is messed up do there's no way someone who owns Fairy Tail could write it.
Natsu: In other words. No one here owns Fairy Tail.
Lucy: You son of a *****!
Natsu: *girly scream

Lucy Heartfilia has come online.


Mirajane Struass: Lucy! You're back! How did the mission go?

Comments:

Erza Scarlett: Great :D
Natsu Dragneel: Great XD
Gray Fullbuster: Brilliant :)
Happy Likes Fish: The best :3
Jellal Fernandez: Couldn't have chosen a better first mission.
Lucy Heartfilia: Worst mission ever.
Mirajane Strauss: Ara, ara.
Erza Scarlett: She's just pissed because we used her as bait.
Lucy Heartfilia: Bait for a perverted rapist!


Gray Fullbuster: We forced her into Erza's seduction armer.

*Picture

Comments:

Levy McGarden: Oh, that is priceless.
Wendy Marvell: There are children on this site, you know!
Romeo Conbolt: I agree with Wendy-chan.
Natsu Dragneel: WTF Romeo
Romeo Conbolt: Was it something I said?
Lucy Heartfilia: He means welcome to Facebook, Ro-kun.
Mirajane Strauss: When did Romeo get THAT nickname?
Lucy Heartfilia: When he decided romance writers are better for advice than match-makers. :D
Mirajane Strauss: is sad D'X


Happy Likes Fish: I like fish! I like fish! I like fish!

Comments:

Lisanna Strauss: We know, Happy.
Gajeel Redfox: Why isn't your name Happy Loves Fish?
Lucy Heartfilia: Coz Happy loves Carla.
Happy Likes Fish: Yup :3
Carla Marvell: Rejected.
Happy Likes Fish: But I got you a fish!
Carla Marvell: And wrapped it in Lucy's ribbon again. No doubt.
Lucy Heartfilia: So that's why my ribbons were all sticky! Damn neko!


Lucy Heartfilia has gone offline.


Happy Likes Fish: :o She's gonna pull my whiskers out!

Comments:

Carla Marvell: You deserve all you get.
Happy Likes Fish: You're so mean Carla! I lusxghdusydud
Carla Marvell: Did Lucy just hit Happy's head off the keyboard?


Happy Likes Fish has gone offline.


Natsu Dragneel: Where are Happy and Lucy?

Comments:

Carla Marvell: You'd know if you were at the guild. Ouch, that looked sore.
Wendy Marvell: Is scarred for life.


Lucy Heartfilia has come online.


Lucy Heartfilia: Let's hope whiskers grow back. :D

Comments:

Natsu Dragneel: O.O ZOMG


Erza Scarlett is now Erza death-glare-death-grip-shit-fast-walker Scarlett the Titania of Fairy Tail.
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Comments:

Makarov Dreyer: Da fuck?
Gajeel Redfox and Laxus Dreyer like this.
Happy Likes Fish: mASTER CURSED!
Natsu Dragneel: Happy, if the lock picture with the 'A' inside is lit up is means your Caps Lock is ON!
Lucy Heartfilia: Is it just me or did my wall turn into a Natsu Spam Centre?
Happy Likes Fish: DOWIKTERRRRRRRRRU!
Lucy Heartfilia: No, I'm serious! Look!


Lucy's Wall

Natsu Dragneel: Yo!

Natsu Dragneel: Can I go to your's?

Natsu Dragneel: I'm hungry. Got any food?

Natsu Dragneel: BRING THE DRAGON FOOD!

Natsu Dragneel: I'll pay you if you bring me food.

Natsu Dragneel: Happy isn't happy! Hahaha :D

Natsu Dragneel: Lucy…Gray ate Erza's cake. RIP

Natsu Dragneel: I wanna fight and Gray's not here!

Natsu Dragneel: I'm bored.

Natsu Dragneel: Wanna play Dragons and Stairs?

Natsu Dragneel: Why do you look at the stars every night?

Levy McGarden: Give it a rest, Natsu. Lucy's pissed.

Natsu Dragneel: Shit


Erza death-glare-death-grip-shit-fast-walker Scarlett the Titania of Fairy Tail: That's it. Who haked my profile?

Comments:

Gajeel Redfox: Isn't obvious? It has to be someone who's actually smart.
Levy McGarden: So we know it's not Gajeel.
Gajeel Redfox: Hey!
Levy McGarden: They also have to know you well enough to guess your password.
Erza death-glare-death-grip-shit-fast-walker Scarlett the Titania of Fairy Tail: LUCY!
Lucy Heartfilia: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Natsu Dragneel: Nice one, Luce.


Erza death-glare-death-grip-shit-fast-walker Scarlett the Titania of Fairy Tail is know I love Jellal forever

Comments:

Jellal Fernandez: :/
Lucy Heartfilia: o_O
Natsu Dragneel: I'm guessing it wasn't you then.
Lucy Heartfilia: No.
Hibiki Lates: Classic.


I love Jellal forever is now Erza Scarlett

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Comments:

Erza Scarlett: You're going to pay for that, Hibiki!
Hibiki Lates: I'm in the Bahamas. You can't touch me.


Erza Scarlett has gone offline


Hibiki Lates: She figured it out that quickly?

Lucy Heartfilia and Jellal Fernandez likes this

Comments:

Lucy Heartfilia: She created that nickname, idiot.
Natsu Dragneel likes this
Hibiki Lates: Oh, shit.


Hibiki Lates has gone offline


Mirajane Strauss has come online


Mirajane Strauss: What did I miss?

Comments:

Lisanna Strauss: Ahahahaha! Poor Mira-nee.
Lucy Heartfilia: Erza's humiliation.
The Demon: DAMNIT!
Juvia Loxar: Juvia is scared of Sitri Mira-san!
Gray Fullbuster: You do NOT want to be at the guild right now.
The Demon: Mwahahaha!

Me: Oh yeah! Sitri Mira Mayhem!
El: And Fairy Armadura Erza. Watch out Hibiki. :D
Hibiki: AHHHHHHHH!
Natsu: That is priceless.
Lucy: Oh, you still have to pay for wearing my clothes...again.
Natsu: Oh shit. O_O
Me: T_T' Please review if you want to find out who lives, who's in the infirmary and who was randomly chosen for Lucy's Cinderella scenario.