A/N: I forgot to say, me and ObsessedWithTaylorLautner xx. were very very hypo that day.
"And so the werewolf fell in love with the vampire" Jacob came closer to my father. Dad chucked me across the room, causing me to slam into the wall. That was not okay it was only okay when Jacob did it.
"What a smart vampire" I'd never seen Daddy like this before.
"What a healthy, hot werewolf" Jacob said.
"Yes that's right!!"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!" Daddy said. I started to cry. Daddy threw a chair at me. "You're ruining our romantic moment, daughter!!"
Dad bit me.
"OWWWW!! I'm on fire!! I'm on fire!! ARGH!!! Jakey Poo help me!!" He turned to me looking very irrated.
"Do the stop, drop and roll." He said simply. I knew the only reason he was helping me with such helpful info was that he wanted to loving kill me himself.
I followed the simple instructions and stopped dropped and rolled.
I rolled and rolled and rolled but then i broke. THE FIRE DIDNT STOP. Then I died. PLEASE I BEG YOU dont listen to the crap my mum comes out with. Death is NOT peaceful, it is NOT easy. You think burning to death is easy? Your insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Although I was kind of glad that I died cause I didnt really want to see what Daddy and Jacob were going to do next.
The end For Now.
A/N I add crap all the at different times
