Welcome to Chapter 2.
Disclaimer: I OWN ALL!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *evil guy comes up and beats crap out of author* Heh heh... I mean... I own my ideas... *dies*
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TR is in space, floating around in their hot-air balloon.
Jessie: Why aren't we all suffocating? This is space.
James: Suffocate? Okay. *begins suffocating*
Meowth: O.o You know, we can just press this button to get blasted to Gaia. *presses a button*
The hot-air balloon is suddenly shot to Gaia. Now back in Alexandria Castle... Everyone is still in the main room except Amarant, who's just been arrested, and Steiner, who is nowhere to be seen.
Garnet: *non-enthusiastic tone of voice* Oh, this is bad. Amarant's been arrested.
Eiko: But we all hate him.
Garnet: ...Exactly. Let's party!!!
Vivi: Can I PLEASE have more lines in this damn fic??
Garnet: NO!!!! I'M GONNA HOG ALL THE LINES!!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Vivi: O.o Alrighty.
Steiner: *runs into the room* Queen Garnet!! Some suspicious characters have been found in the castle!!
Everyone looks at Quina and Eiko.
Steiner: No, it was two people and an animal.
Everyone looks at Garnet, Steiner, and Zidane.
Steiner: No, it was two EVIL people and an EVIL animal.
Everyone continues to look at Garnet, Steiner, and Zidane.
Steiner: O_o Just follow me. We have them captured.
Steiner leads the party into the basement, where there are a million jail cells. Weird people are in them. The group passes a guy who starts talking to them.
Guy: I'm innocent!!
Steiner: You know what you did. Stealing motorcycles from ShinRa, shame on you!!
Guy: But it was a guy with spiky blonde hair!
Steiner: *looking at the guy's spiffy red hair* You fit the description.
As the group moves along, they find another guy.
Guy: I DIDN'T MURDER AERIS GAINSBOROUGH!!!
Steiner: Yes you did!!!
Guy: That was SEPHIROTH!!! I'm SETZER!!! Tell the damn difference!!!
Steiner: Sephiroth? Who the hell's that? Look, kid, you look a lot like Kuja...
Guy/Setzer: AAAAAAAAAAARRRGHH!!! I'M SETZER!!!!!!!!!
Everyone walks past him. Eventually, they reach a cell with TR inside.
Steiner: These three flew into the garden on a hot-air balloon and blew it all up.
Garnet: Whatever. Have them executed.
Steiner: Isn't that a little too harsh?
Garnet: Don't question me. I WANNA SEE THEM DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steiner: Er, alright.
Vivi: Wait, look...
TR is staring at Quina.
James: It's a rare Poke`mon!!!
Jessie: Let's capture it!!
Quina: *backs away* I no Poke`mon!!!
Meowth: It talks like me...
Garnet: Quina, devour them!
Quina bites Jessie's hair.
Quina: Tastes like @#$%!!!
Eiko: So much for that idea.
Garnet: Execute them!!
Jessie: Wait! We were only trying to get some of your beautiful flowers!!
Garnet: So you were stealing my flowers?
Meowth: That's exactly correct.
Garnet: Oh, I apologize. I see you're not criminals. Have some tea!!
Garnet leads everyone back to the main room and serves tea.
Jessie: *whispering to Meowth and James* Now let's kill them...
Jessie takes a dagger hidden very cleverly in her breasts and brings it up to Garnet's back...
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Please review. ^^
Disclaimer: I OWN ALL!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *evil guy comes up and beats crap out of author* Heh heh... I mean... I own my ideas... *dies*
~*~
TR is in space, floating around in their hot-air balloon.
Jessie: Why aren't we all suffocating? This is space.
James: Suffocate? Okay. *begins suffocating*
Meowth: O.o You know, we can just press this button to get blasted to Gaia. *presses a button*
The hot-air balloon is suddenly shot to Gaia. Now back in Alexandria Castle... Everyone is still in the main room except Amarant, who's just been arrested, and Steiner, who is nowhere to be seen.
Garnet: *non-enthusiastic tone of voice* Oh, this is bad. Amarant's been arrested.
Eiko: But we all hate him.
Garnet: ...Exactly. Let's party!!!
Vivi: Can I PLEASE have more lines in this damn fic??
Garnet: NO!!!! I'M GONNA HOG ALL THE LINES!!!!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Vivi: O.o Alrighty.
Steiner: *runs into the room* Queen Garnet!! Some suspicious characters have been found in the castle!!
Everyone looks at Quina and Eiko.
Steiner: No, it was two people and an animal.
Everyone looks at Garnet, Steiner, and Zidane.
Steiner: No, it was two EVIL people and an EVIL animal.
Everyone continues to look at Garnet, Steiner, and Zidane.
Steiner: O_o Just follow me. We have them captured.
Steiner leads the party into the basement, where there are a million jail cells. Weird people are in them. The group passes a guy who starts talking to them.
Guy: I'm innocent!!
Steiner: You know what you did. Stealing motorcycles from ShinRa, shame on you!!
Guy: But it was a guy with spiky blonde hair!
Steiner: *looking at the guy's spiffy red hair* You fit the description.
As the group moves along, they find another guy.
Guy: I DIDN'T MURDER AERIS GAINSBOROUGH!!!
Steiner: Yes you did!!!
Guy: That was SEPHIROTH!!! I'm SETZER!!! Tell the damn difference!!!
Steiner: Sephiroth? Who the hell's that? Look, kid, you look a lot like Kuja...
Guy/Setzer: AAAAAAAAAAARRRGHH!!! I'M SETZER!!!!!!!!!
Everyone walks past him. Eventually, they reach a cell with TR inside.
Steiner: These three flew into the garden on a hot-air balloon and blew it all up.
Garnet: Whatever. Have them executed.
Steiner: Isn't that a little too harsh?
Garnet: Don't question me. I WANNA SEE THEM DIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steiner: Er, alright.
Vivi: Wait, look...
TR is staring at Quina.
James: It's a rare Poke`mon!!!
Jessie: Let's capture it!!
Quina: *backs away* I no Poke`mon!!!
Meowth: It talks like me...
Garnet: Quina, devour them!
Quina bites Jessie's hair.
Quina: Tastes like @#$%!!!
Eiko: So much for that idea.
Garnet: Execute them!!
Jessie: Wait! We were only trying to get some of your beautiful flowers!!
Garnet: So you were stealing my flowers?
Meowth: That's exactly correct.
Garnet: Oh, I apologize. I see you're not criminals. Have some tea!!
Garnet leads everyone back to the main room and serves tea.
Jessie: *whispering to Meowth and James* Now let's kill them...
Jessie takes a dagger hidden very cleverly in her breasts and brings it up to Garnet's back...
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Please review. ^^
