Disclaimer : I don´t own DBZ
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30 minutes later...
Female Assistant- ok, finished...let's repeat everything:
Your name is Cell
Cell- Right
Your nickname is also Cell
Your hobbies are: fighting, torture and suck out humans, —makes chocking sound— standing around and reaching perfection
Cell- Indeed
Things you like are: fighting, training, torture and suck out humans —chocking sounds grow louder— standing around, reaching perfection and perfection
Cell- yes
Things you don't like are: losing, Son Goku, I quote: "The crappy worm Gohan" —
Cell-interrupts her May you change that into "the crappy worm-that-can't-fight-fair-and-just-had-luck Gohan" ?
Female Assistant- Sure types the new information in
Let's continue
How you would describe yourself: perfect
Cell- grins he he right
Female Assistant- Don't you think that this isn't enough?
Cell- Why? It's pretty good this way
And what should women think of, if they read this?
Cell- confident Me, of course
Female Assistant- I should have knew...Would it be too much if I ask for more adjectives?
Cell- Not really...ok, let's think... how about: tall, strong, handsome? Assistant rolls with her eyes
Female Assistant- An improvement
Cell: One question: does "invincible" sound too cocky?
Female Assistant- A bit, yes
Cell- Then please add "almost invincible"
clears his throat and turns a bit red ...and maybe "persevering"?
Female Assistant- swallows up
Cell- worried Everything's alright ?
Female Assistant- coughs a bit It's ok
Now, the last point:
How the woman of your dreams should be: able to look after herself, autonomous, intelligent, creative, funny-
Cell- May you add-
Female Assistant-I know… if I may add "pretty"
Cell- Damn...is everyone in this shop able to read minds!
Female Assistant- So, we're finished already. We'll call you, when we've found your match.
Cell- And why am I not passed on instantly?
Female Assistant: Simple: There's no match for you in the whole data base. Though there are many requests for men like you, there is not a single woman that fulfills your criteria.
Cell- Oh, okay...lifts hand and waves with index and middle finger Bye!
Leaves the shop
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