Disclaimer : I don´t own DBZ

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30 minutes later...

Female Assistant- ok, finished...let's repeat everything:

Your name is Cell

Cell- Right

Your nickname is also Cell

Your hobbies are: fighting, torture and suck out humans, —makes chocking sound— standing around and reaching perfection

Cell- Indeed

Things you like are: fighting, training, torture and suck out humans —chocking sounds grow louder— standing around, reaching perfection and perfection

Cell- yes

Things you don't like are: losing, Son Goku, I quote: "The crappy worm Gohan"

Cell-interrupts her May you change that into "the crappy worm-that-can't-fight-fair-and-just-had-luck Gohan" ?

Female Assistant- Sure types the new information in

Let's continue

How you would describe yourself: perfect

Cell- grins he he right

Female Assistant- Don't you think that this isn't enough?

Cell- Why? It's pretty good this way

And what should women think of, if they read this?

Cell- confident Me, of course

Female Assistant- I should have knew...Would it be too much if I ask for more adjectives?

Cell- Not really...ok, let's think... how about: tall, strong, handsome? Assistant rolls with her eyes

Female Assistant- An improvement

Cell: One question: does "invincible" sound too cocky?

Female Assistant- A bit, yes

Cell- Then please add "almost invincible"

clears his throat and turns a bit red ...and maybe "persevering"?

Female Assistant- swallows up

Cell- worried Everything's alright ?

Female Assistant- coughs a bit It's ok

Now, the last point:

How the woman of your dreams should be: able to look after herself, autonomous, intelligent, creative, funny-

Cell- May you add-

Female Assistant-I know… if I may add "pretty"

Cell- Damn...is everyone in this shop able to read minds!

Female Assistant- So, we're finished already. We'll call you, when we've found your match.

Cell- And why am I not passed on instantly?

Female Assistant: Simple: There's no match for you in the whole data base. Though there are many requests for men like you, there is not a single woman that fulfills your criteria.

Cell- Oh, okay...lifts hand and waves with index and middle finger Bye!

Leaves the shop

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