Authors Note: Hey thank you guys for the reviews! Im so glad you liked it, Sai is funny lol I drew a blank on what I was going to write but then said forget it, have fun with it lol
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!
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Chapter 2: Example B
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Sai's finger tips ran across the book covers, he stopped at a book that caught his attention 'Building to a Relationship:Step by step'
He grabbed the book walking to a small desk. He sat down flipping the book open and looked at the index '... its best to start where we are'
More than Friends: Get to know them on a more personal level.
He leaned back in his chair reading the chapter intensely.
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Later that day
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Naruto closed the bathroom door behind him sighing. He grabbed the milk that was on his table finishing off what was left then throwing it away.
He made his way to his bedroom, looked up and Sai waved slightly to him
" Naruto." Then proceded to go through his draws. Pulling out boxers with foxes on them.
"What the hell are you doing in my house!" He ran to his dresser slamming the draw shut "How'd do you keep getting in!"
Sai smiled at him like he was retarded "The window."
"Why the fuck are you here!? This is breaking and entering!" He tried glaring holes in him to resit punching him through the wall.
"Im trying to find out more about you." he stated opening the draw again.
"the only thing your going to find in here is my boxers, pervert" he closed it once more, then looked at Sai's hands taking the boxers he was still holding away
"...not really you have more magaz-"
"Get out!"
"But-"
"OUT"
"..." Sai stared at him for a moment the started to head for the door "Naruto"
"What" He snapped.
"Can I have your number."
"NO!"
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Afternoon
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Naruto peeked his head around the corner 'No Sai' He proceed with caution into the Ichiraku ramen shop.
He sighed taking a seat, 'I know he isn't going to let this go' He asked the owner for bowl.
"This ones paid for," The old man nodded to Sai who was a couple chairs away... and making his way over.
"What a good friend" Naruto laughed nevously to the shop keeper.
Sai put his arm around Naruto's waist burying his chin in his neck. Naruto chocked going stiff with shock.
The old man coughed in his hands which sounded a lot like laughing as he turned around to continue making food.
"No its not what it seems" Anime tears fell as he reach out toward the old man who waved him off "...Sai... I'm going to kill you." he growled.
"What did I do?" He asked sincerely.
"Get off!" He pushed him away, grabbing his bowl he turned his back toward Sai eating his noddels angry.
Sai sat in the chair beside him sighing.
"..." Naruto looked at him then turned back to his food "... hey thanks" He grumbled.
"... no problem" he nodded.
Naruto sighed turning back forward
"Excuse me sir, Ill take your special" Sai told the shopkeeper.
Naruto tried not to get annoyed with the fact that he got a regular bowl and Sai was getting a special.
After all should he be complaining after getting a free bowl.
"Oh and another for Naruto hes almost done" Sai smiled at Naruto, getting the same in return 'hes not sobad' Naruto said to himself thoughtfully.
Sai pulled out a card.
Naruto glared daggers into Sai.
"THATS MY CARD!"
" I didn't think you'd mind."
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Next Day
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"Naruto just hear me out" he tried to show him the book.
"Go away" He moaned.
"..."
"Argh What do you want?!"
"A blow job is not sex"
"...Ill come back" Kakashi backed away having appeared out of no where.
Naruto punched Sai
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Library
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Sai sat in the library studying his book intensely 'I guess I shouldn't have skipped chapters, why was he so mad' Sai closed his book.
"Sai" Sakura waved to him.
"Sakura." He nodded
"Oh wow, what happen to your eye"
"..."
"What are you reading this time" She smiled dropping the subject and taking a seat on the other side of the table. She examined the cover "Relationships...step by step, Sai did your crush punch you..." 'Though I'd probably understand why'
"Yes unfourchenitly, it not going so good ... Sakura can I ask you for advise" He stratched his cheek nervously.
Sakura smiled teeth sparkling like Lee's "I was wondering if you'd ask, but if its ino-pig Ill deck your other eye"
"...No"
"Okay then"
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Evening
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"Naruto" Sai pulled out the dress
Naruto walked away.
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Libaray
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"WHAT? Didn't like it?!" Sakura slammed her fist on the desk breaking it "I hand picked that! No fashion sense at all!"
"No none" He thought it over.
"you shouldn't agree with me Sai it's rude" She gave him a disapproving look.
"..." Sai frowned 'this is confusing'
"Well I guess not every girl is into that sorta thing"
"well about that..."
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Sai's house - Night time
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Three large banging sounds came from Sai's doorway. He look up then back at his book "Coming"
He continued reading his book and went to answer his door.
There was another three large banging sounds but before he could answer it the door broke off falling on top of him, an increase in weight kept him from getting up.
"Naruto, not that its not nice to see you... but your crushing me"
"I'm going to fuck you up." Naruto growled from on top of the door red chakara glowed around his body.
"Already, but thats not till another five chapters"
The door grew heavier.
"Okay... But my penis doesn't work if-"
"STOP SAYING THAT WORD"
"You hurting me."
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