"aaaaxxeeeeellll"
"oh god not again didn't i just get rid of you"
"nope"
"well go away i have no interest in your womanly ways"
"oh come on axel don't be a dick"
"why is it every time i tell you to fuck off you start insulting me instead of fucking off"
"how am i supposed to fuck anything if you don't let me fuck you"
"what are you talking about"
"come on axel i only want to do it once"
"lie"
"NO AXEL come on why are you so reluctant you seemed willing enough before that little bitch came hopping around you know eventually we're going to have to lock him in a virtual reality and then he'll be part of a three-hour intro then dissapear for the rest of the game"
"what the fuck are you talking about"
"don't play stupid with me you know roxas is hopin' for some seifer"
"roxas is hopin' for some hayner, not seifer, you idiot, and NO HE'S NOT"
"come on you know he has unclean thoughts"
"larxene don't make me strangle you"
"axel if you don't fuck me right now i'm going to rape you"
"i'd like to see you try"
"what do you think it would be hard look at your tiny little arms you're like a fucking tooth pick i could rape you all day and you'd just have to sit there, grooving on it"
"why won't you just take no for an answer why don't you go have sex with marluxia or something i'm sure he'd be willing"
"oh come on axel, MARLUXIA? is that the best you can do? is there some MENTAL LINK between gay pedophiles or something because honestly he's more of a pedophile than you"
"larxene just because you're emotionally dead doesn't mean your insults don't hurt the rest of us"
"axel what the fuck none of us have hearts"
"but we still feel"
"no we DON'T you idiot none of us feel"
"but i like roxas"
"that makes no SENSE THIS WHOLE THING MAKES NO SENSE WE DON'T HAVE HEARTS WE CAN'T FEEL WE CAN'T DIG EACH OTHER I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX"
"jesus larxene calm down"
"why is this such a big DEAL FOR YOU AXEL you were willing enough before roxas came skippin along"
"it was different then, and no i wasn't it was just having sex with you was easier than having to listen to you bitch all day about it"
"well if it was easier then why isn't it easier now"
"larxene please"
"axel please just have sex with me"
"larxene there are like ELEVEN different guys you could fuck the hell out of why does it have to be me"
"because we're the author's otp"
"larxene is there something more going on here"
"no i just want to jump your god damn bones"
"are you sure you don't dig me"
"axel you look like a fucking hedgehog who would dig that"
"r...roxas digs that..."
"roxas is an idiot, he eats sea salt flavoured ice cream bars"
"hey shut up they taste delicious"
"they're fucking SEA SALT FLAVOURED what the fuck why couldn't it have been something actually good like i don't know CHOCOLATE"
"WE HAVE REFINED TASTE BUDS OKAY WE LIKE SEA SALT FLAVOURED ICE CREAM BARS"
"I BET YOU JUST LIKE IT BECAUSE THE SALTY TASTE REMINDS YOU OF SEMEN"
"NO BECAUSE IF THE SALTY TASTE REMINDED ANYONE OF SEMEN YOU'D BE ALL OVER IT!"
TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
