Ultimate Ukes
By: moonlightstar12
Warning / A/N: YAOI! And a lot of OOCness. Also Naruto and Kyuubi will be placed in like a lot of different couples in this fic. In the beginning Naruto will be paired with all of the rookie males and Kyuubi will be paired with all of the Akatsuki but it won't stay that way. So Naru x a lot of people and Kyuubi x a lot of people but most importantly is that in the end it will be SasuNaru and ItaKyuu. And there will also be more yaoi couples. And cross dressing too.
Summary: Naruto and Kyuubi are the new students at Shinobi Academy for Boys. What happens when they are considered 'inhumanly pretty and cute' by most of the student body, especially two Uchihas?
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With Kyuubi
He was awaken from his peaceful slumber by the feeling of Itachi pulling lightly on his hair and the sound of the bell ringing that signified that it was time for they're next class.
"Hey Kyuu-chan, wake up," he said softly as he continued to pull Kyuubi's long hair. Kyuubi groaned sleepily, sat up, and looked at Itachi.
"What is it?" he said, looking half asleep.
Itachi chuckled and said, "You have to wake up. Its time to go to the next class."
"Yeah, un. Where's your locker?" Deidara getting up and starting to head for the door. The others got up and followed him.
"It's by my little brother's locker. Somewhere on this damn map." Kyuubi cursed the map to hell for being useless.
"Let me see," said Sasori and he took the map from Kyuubi's hands. Shizune had circled the place where they're lockers were. "I know where this is. Follow me," he said and gave the map back to Kyuubi. Then he walked off in a random direction. Kyuubi and the others followed him.
With Naruto
(Meanwhile)
A little while later the school bell rang. Naruto, who had fallen asleep while listening to Kurenai's math lesson, woke up when he felt a couple pairs of eyes on him.
He groaned softly as his eyes fluttered open and his sight adjusted to the light in the room. Kiba and Neji were staring at him, Shikamaru was still asleep, and Sasuke was looking out of the window he was sitting next to. "What do you two want?" he asked sleepily.
Neji smiled and Kiba grinned. "Why'd you have to wake up? You look adorable when you sleep." The latter said.
Naruto blushed slightly and then asked, "What's that sound?" as he heard the bell ringing.
"It's the school bell, idiot," Sasuke said.
Naruto huffed again and said, "So it's time to change classes? I need to go to my locker."
"Where is it?" Neji asked.
"By Kyuu-nii's locker. It's somewhere on this map." Naruto said while holding up the map he had gotten. His and Kyuubi's lockers were circled.
Neji took the map from Naruto and looked at the locker locations. "I know where this is. Come with me," he said and walked out of the door, expecting the others to follow him.
Kiba got up and waited for Naruto who was busy poking Shikamaru awake with the pencil he had earlier and Sasuke was standing up and about to leave with them.
"Quit poking me! I'm up!" Shikamaru growled as Naruto poked him again. Naruto laughed and said, "Sorry. But come on, we have to go to our next class."
Shikamaru got up while grumbling "troublesome" and started off after Neji, who had noticed he wasn't being followed and had waited at the end of the hall for them to catch up with him.
The group walked down many random hallways and corridors in search of the lockers.
A minute later they stopped in a hallway near the end of the school. "We're here." Neji said simply. They stopped in front of a small row of lockers.
Naruto walked up to the locker and started to unlock the combination when Naruto heard a familiar cry of "Naru!" Naruto turned from his locker to see his brother coming towards him and followed by a large group of older kids.
"Kyuu-nii!" Naruto yelled in return as he hugged his brother around the stomach in greeting. They separated and Kyuubi looked up from him to the four other boys who were with him. "Who are they?" Kyuubi asked with narrowed eyes. He didn't trust the long haired one and the one with the triangles on his face. He didn't worry too much about the other two since the one with his hair in a ponytail looked like he was ready to drop to the floor and go to sleep and the raven haired one looked a lot like Itachi so it must be his little brother.
Naruto smiled and turned to the others. "These are my friends. Kiba, Neji, Shikamaru, and Sasuke," he said while pointing at each boy as he said they're names. Kiba and Neji looked weirdly between the two blond brothers trying to figure out how they both look how they do, Shikamaru still looked extremely bored and tired, and Sasuke was looking at his brother.
Kyuubi nodded and said, "Uh huh…These are my friends. Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Pein, Tobi, Zetsu, Kisame, and Itachi," while pointing at them while he said they're names. Deidara grinned at him and waved with the mouth in his hand grinning too, Hidan smirked at him, Kakuzu looked weirdly at him, Sasori smiled, Pein ignored them, Tobi greeted him in his normal way, Zetsu tried to stop Tobi from getting to energetic, Kisame grinned at him, revealing his shark teeth, and Itachi was having a staring contest with Sasuke at the time.
Hidan walked up to Naruto. Naruto looked up to look him in the face and Hidan looked down. Hidan surveyed him by looking at him up and down, causing Naruto to fidget and Kyuubi to get pissed. Hidan then smirked again and turned to Kyuubi. "Hey Kyuu-chan! I knew I was right! Your little bro is a uke too! He's not as pretty as you but he's just as cute," Hidan started and laughed at Kyuubi who was fuming and then turned back to Naruto, "Hey bitch," he said, addressing Naruto.
Naruto looked in disbelief and then he glared childishly. "I'm not a bitch!" he yelled.
"Then your Naru-chan." Hidan said, glad that he got the other brother to fall for this as well.
"I'm not a girl either!" Naruto yelled.
Just as Hidan was about to go into his explanation again, Kyuubi smacked him away and went to Naruto. "Naru just let him call you Naru-chan. He won't call you anything other than that or bitch." Kyuubi explained.
Naruto silently fumed at this but said, "Okay fine." Hidan grinned broadly but was a little disappointed that he couldn't completely finish his trick.
Then Kakuzu came up and asked, "Hey Naru-chan, do you have any money?"
Naruto nodded and took out his wallet. He was going to give Kakuzu 20 dollars (Naruto is much more generous than Kyuubi) when Kyuubi snatched it away from him and glared heatedly at Kakuzu. The money lover glared back and tried to take the wallet from Kyuubi. Kyuubi leaned back and stretched his hand with the wallet in it as far back as he could which was just out of reach for Kakuzu. Kakuzu continued to try and reach for it while Kyuubi continued to hold it away from him.
Kyuubi lost his balance after awhile and fell down on his back and Kakuzu, who was half way holding himself up and half way letting Kyuubi hold him up, fell on top of him. Kyuubi was on the bottom laying flat on his back, crushed under Kakuzu's weight, and Kakuzu, who had tried to use his arms as a cushion to keep from hurting himself and Kyuubi while falling, ended up with his arms on either side of Kyuubi's head, his stomach on top of Kyuubi's, and their legs sprawled on the floor.
Kyuubi went beet red and Kakuzu just reached for the wallet that Kyuubi still had and stole it from him. He jumped up triumphantly and then realized what he did. He put the wallet in his pocket and reached down to help up a still beet red Kyuubi who excepted the hand after a few seconds of lying on the floor.
"Sorry." Kakuzu apologized half-heartedly. He was counting the money in Naruto's wallet, which happened to be a lot, not including the credit card.
Kyuubi and Naruto both glared at him and he grinned. Then Itachi did it and he froze. For some reason, Itachi had felt a pang of anger and some other feeling he wasn't used to when Kakuzu had fallen on Kyuubi. The anger was more apparent so he brushed off the other feeling with anger. "Give it back Kakuzu." Itachi reprimanded harshly. Kakuzu flinched, nodded, and then reluctantly gave the wallet back to Naruto. "Now apologize to Kyuu-chan's little brother." Itachi ordered coldly, his voice noticeably lightening up as he said 'Kyuu-chan'.
"Sorry Naru-chan." Kakuzu apologized. All the others watched in amazement, especially the older ones. They'd never seen Kakuzu give up money, ever. Even a penny. But now he'd just given up a whole wallet with thousands of dollars in it.
Naruto blinked in genuine confusion but said, "Th-thanks, I guess…" and gave a small, shy smile. A small, shy that caused Neji and Kiba to glomp him. Naruto, under both of they're weights, and surprised at the action that he fell too.
He hit the floor with Neji and Kiba both hugging him on either side. Sensing that they both had him, Neji and Kiba started a little tug-o'-war over him with Naruto as the rope.
Kyuubi looked ready to rip the two boys apart for doing that to his baby brother but Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi held him back, wanting to see what would happen. That and they didn't want to have to drag two half dead bodies to the infirmary.
Naruto yelped as they stood up, each took one of his arms and started pulling harder and they started talking. "Hey! Let him go! He's mine!" Kiba yelled as he pulled Naruto's left arm.
"No you let go! He's mine!" Neji yelled in response and jerked Naruto towards him by the right arm, earning him another yelp.
They continued the pulling as they saw the other wouldn't let go, all the while yelling "He's mine!" Shikamaru had somehow managed to fall asleep standing up and Sasuke was watching them wide-eyed. He was getting worried that they were hurting the boy by pulling on him so hard. Then he started to get worried for himself. He never had worried about anyone other than himself. But suddenly, he was worrying about this boy that he had just met today. As Naruto yelped again at a surprisingly strong jerk from Kiba, Sasuke decided to worry about that later and just act out of instinct, which is what he usually did.
Sasuke walked up to Naruto, ignoring Kyuubi who was having to be held back now by Pein, Kisame, and Zetsu as well as Deidara, Sasori, and Itachi, ignoring everyone else's (minus Kiba, Shikamaru, Naruto, and Neji) surprised looks. He gave a death glare to both Kiba and Neji that was so intense that both boys immediately stopped pulling Naruto and let him go. Then Sasuke walked up even closer to Naruto, who was confused as to what just happened, and wrapped his arms protectively around Naruto. He had no idea why, but that was what his instincts told him to do. They were never wrong before so he wasn't going to start doubting them now.
Kyuubi froze and watched the scene wide-eyed. The ones holding him did so too. Especially Itachi. In the whole 13 years Sasuke had been his little brother he'd never seen Sasuke give any sign of affection to anyone other then his big brother - -not that he still did - -, they're dead mother, and their dead dad. Ever since they'd been killed he stuck to himself a lot. So this was the last thing he expected Sasuke to do.
Naruto's face lite up to a bright pink color as Sasuke held him and gave Kiba and Neji looks that said, 'If-you-touch-him-again-I'll-kill-you'. And for some odd reason, he didn't feel the least bit uncomfortable. If anything, he was in the most comfortable position he'd ever been in. Why he felt that way, he didn't know. Naruto vowed to himself to ask Kyuubi about it later.
After making clear to Kiba and Neji not to play tug-o'-war with Naruto again, Sasuke let him go and walked back to where he was before. He looked on passively as if nothing ever happened while everyone just gaped at him. He ignored everyone else and asked, "Hey usuratonkachi, aren't you supposed to be getting your books?" to Naruto who was faintly blushing and still staring at Sasuke nodded absentmindedly and went to his locker and got out his books. Then he turned to his big brother.
Kyuubi had a mixture or relief, confusion, and anger on his face. Manly relief though. He turned from Sasuke to his brother and asked, "Naru? Are you okay?!?" His protective older brother skills were working over time.
Naruto smiled happily. "Yeah, I'm fine. They didn't hurt me that much. Please don't get mad at them," he said, and by them, he meant Kiba and Neji who were still looking shocked.
"You sure Naru? 'Cause if you're not and you're more hurt then what you're saying I swear I'll personally come and kill those little bastards you call friends," Kyuubi growled coldly as he glared heatedly at the two still shocked brunettes. The only way to tell if they even heard what Kyuubi said was by the way they had visibly cringed at him.
"No! Kyuu-nii don't do that! Don't you remember what happened la-" Kyuubi smacked his hand on Naruto's mouth and glared fiercely at him, which was only something he did when he was really mad.
"Don't say that in public," he whispered just as fiercely as his glare.
Naruto nodded sadly and then forced a happy smile back on his face. He hugged Kyuubi again and said, "Bye Kyuu-nii! I'll see you after school!" and then turned to his friends who had stopped gaping and were each doing they're own thing. Neji and Kiba were arguing on who Naruto should be mad at for hurting him more, Shikamaru was still asleep, and Sasuke was…watching him. He had an 'I-need-to-talk-to-you' look on his face. Naruto nodded slightly and Sasuke was satisfied.
Kyuubi turned from his little brother to see all of his new friends, even Tobi, were staring at him seriously. Itachi walked up to him and asked, "What was that?", referring to Kyuubi's and Naruto's little scene.
Kyuubi fidgeted nervously under Itachi's intense gaze. Knowing that they weren't going to let him go without him telling them, he looked over his shoulder at his little brother who was trying to get Kiba and Neji to stop arguing. Kyuubi sighed dejectedly and said, "I'll tell you later," and walked to his locker, got his books, and sent one last look at Naruto, yelled "Later Naru!" and then walked off in the direction they came from. He only partially remembered the way to get back to class and he was hoping that the others would follow him so they could show him where to go.
And just as he hoped, Deidara came running down the hall towards him. Everybody else came at a slower pace. "Hey Kyuu-chan, why'd you go?" Deidara asked. That wasn't the question he wanted to ask but he say Kyuubi didn't want to talk about it.
"Because I didn't want to talk in front of my little brother. He'd get upset and I don't want him to be sad anymore." Kyuubi explained.
"Oh. Well you don't have to talk. We'd like it…well at least Itachi and I would like it if you told us. I don't know about the rest of them." Deidara said. Kyuubi smiled at Deidara. "Okay, I'll tell you later," he said. Deidara grinned back in response.
With Naruto
(Meanwhile)
Naruto and his friends walked off to they're next class. It turns out that they all have the same classes. Shikamaru was walking next to Kiba who was sulking for making Naruto so upset with him (or at least thinking he was), Neji was in front of everyone leading the way, and Naruto was in the middle of Sasuke and Kiba. Sasuke was constantly looking over at Naruto, getting worried again, who was lost in thought. He thought about hitting him to wake him up but he didn't want to hurt him so he settled for just walking silence. After all, Naruto said he was going to tell him what was wrong later, right?
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A/N: Hey people! Thanks for reading! And special thanks to AnsemMesna, SweetDevilzEyez, Alternative Angel, Strawberrychan1, uchiha–senna, and nekosoulreaper for reviewing my story! Ya'll are awesome!
Okay, I have a bad habit of asking my readers if I can change something in my story even though it's my story. So I'll ask on here too. Is it alright if I make Kyuubi and Naruto have a dark secret that tells why they left the Sand Village? Please? Everyone will still think that they're innocent and stuff and still go after them but I wanted them to have a secret that they only tell the people closest to them.
And they go to lunch next chapter. I haven't forgot about that. I just needed this chapter to introduce Possessive! Sasuke. Is it alright that I made him like that? But it was kind of helping the story since Naruto still wanted to know what 'jump you' meant. And with Sasuke being possessive, he might interfere.
Anyway please tell me how I'm doing! I don't think I'm very good at writing stories so if it sucks please tell me. Or if it's good or needs editing. Or something!
R&R
