Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon. If you believe otherwise, you're mistaken.

So, I can check my traffic graph to see how many of you have stumbled upon this collection of insanity. About 17 have so far. And one review has been written. So, just to let you know, I do accept anonymous reviews. Constructive criticism is appreciated, and an opinion is nice to hear, but flames will be extinguished. And I might make this collection fire-proof if need be.

(Just kidding, but seriously, no flames)

Beneath the surface

Under the soil

Right below your feet

I lay here, lonely

Every day, all night

Dead, but not dead

Although I am real,

Lots of you haven't heard about me, or don't believe that

I exist

Very few of you choose to believe, yet I will make sure

Everyone knows the fate I was sentenced to.

It is short and it doesn't rhyme, acrostic poems are like that. Meh.