Disclaimer- I don't own twilight

Edward's s/n: knoXitXall1918

Emmett's s/n: 3MM3TT.K!CK$. A$$

Alice's s/n: crazed-shopper1073

Rosalie's s/n: 20Xnatural~beautyX87

Jasper's s/n: Xsoilder-from-the-southX

Bella's s/n: Klutz6931

Klutz6931- has entered chat

Crazed-shopper1072- has entered chat

Klutz6931- are you going to tell me what you are hiding from Edward, Alice?

Crazed-shopper1072- nope, so, do you want to go shopping Saturday?

Klutz6931- sorry Alice, no…Edward is taking me somewhere Saturday.

Crazed-shopper1072- ohh, never mind rose will, I know :)

Klutz6931- would you happen to know where Edward is taking me?

Crazed-shopper1072- I promised I wouldn't tell (smirk)

Klutz6931- UGH

KnoXitXall1918- has entered chat

KnoXitXall1918- hello love, hello Alice

Klutz6931- hi (blush)

Crazed-shopper1072- ok, ok stop with the sappy stuff, or at least that is where it is going, ugh

Crazed-shopper1072- oh…my…Carlisle…

KnoXitXall1918- oh no

Klutz6931- what?

Crazed-shopper1072- !!!!!!! (Oh my god I cant believe that there is going to be the biggest sale EVER at my fav. Guggi store in New York tomorrow I HAVE TO GET THERE)

Klutz6931- ok…

KnoXitXall1918- and this happens every, what, maybe once a week.

Klutz6931- wow

KnoXitXall1918- I know

(Crazed-shopper1072 has been disconnected for technical reasons considering the fact the she through it out her window trying to get it to go fast…)

Xsoilder-from-the-southX- what is Alice up to now, what sale?

KnoXitXall1918- guggi

Xsoilder-from-the-southX- ohh I feel your pain, literally, that is the worst

KnoXitXall1918- no I think the original Pakistan was pretty bad too.

Xsoilder-from-the-southX- oh I see

Klutz6931- I don't know what is scarier, the fact that this has happened more than once or that you know the names of the shoes and discuses them like it is a casual thing…wow

KnoXitXall1918- I know

(From up in Alice and jasper's room "JASPER!!!")

Xsoilder-from-the-southX- better go see what she wants, and pack, she is most likely dragging me with her

Xsoilder-from-the-southX- has left the chat

Klutz6931- I feel bad for him

KnoXitXall1918- yeah I know, she might need help picking out a dress so she might make him try it on then decide if she likes it

Klutz6931- really?

KnoXitXall1918- yeah really, when jaspers busy I am her doll

Klutz6931- HAHA god I am going to die laughing, I got a funny mental image of Alice doing what she dose to me, to you HAHA…very funny image

KnoXitXall1918- yes it is true, I'm coming over to your house now bye

Klutz6931- ok bye, woe I really do feel sorry for jasper :(

KnoXitXall1918- has left chat

Klutz6931- has left chat

Later up in Alice and Jasper's room:

Alice snapped a photo of me, fun, wow if she shows this to any one I will be so embarrassed, I look like the southern, gay, a 21 century version of rocky horror picture show, oh no not that evil look in her eye…

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