Author: Sorry, I got a little busy. Jessica: Liar! You were being lazy!
Author: Daughters, you can't live without em.
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Starfox: The Pacifier Parody
Chapter Two: Enter USA
He mele no Lilo plays
Andrew was swimming in his pool. It's about (not very good at measurements) 8m in diameter in a rectangular shape. He decided to take a break when his lungs were screaming for oxygen.
"Andrew!" someone called. He looked over to the sound. His hair, which is usually greasy, was now shining bright under the sun. His hair was about short-medium length, brown and kind of a mop style. His brown eyes shows energy and joy most of the time.
He mele no Lilo ends
Leroy, a twin of Stitch, except has red fur but lighter around his torso and torn ears, was running to Andrew. "Yeah?" Andrew asked. "It's your dad, he's afraid Alex may do something to sabotage him, so he sent us bodyguards" he said.
Andrew shot a surprised look. "Well, that's, uhhh, good?" he said. Leroy started to pout a bit. "That's no fair, I can be a good bodyguard" he said. Andrew chuckled and said "Well he still doesn't trust you after that incident last week". "Which is?" Leroy asked.
FLASHBACK
The party was energetic and, well, awesome. Andrew was strolling around the party to make sure everything was good. A lot of people complimented how great the party was.
Then suddenly, a loud yodeling was heard. The party stopped and looked. Leroy was on the tree, punch bowl on his head, and holding a, BRA? "Look what I found!" he yelled. They all looked and found a girl hugging herself, screaming at Leroy, demanding them back. "No way sugar" he replied. Oh god, why now? Andrew thought.
Everybody caused a laughing uproar. Andrew is steamed. He marched to Leroy, who was hanging on the diving board, and picked him up, by the scruff on the back of his neck. "Give them back, now" he said firmly. "Naga" Leroy replied, and licked Andrew's face. Everybody "Ewwww"ed in response.
He shouldn't have done that. Andrew growled. Leroy must have realized what he did, because his face started to show some fear. With a move so fast nobody's eye can see, he grabbed the, you know what and tossed them to the girl who was begging for them.
"Time for a chat" Andrew said. Oh god please don't scream Leroy prayed. Andrew, holding Leroy, marched in the house. After that, well, let's just say it's not pretty.
END FLASHBACK
"Alright, so I got a little sugar crazy, so what?" Leroy shrugged. Andrew sighed. "Let's just get inside, I'm dripping wet" he said.
They both walked in. While Andrew was looking for a towel, Leroy turned on the TV and switched it to Cartoon Network. Angel came in with a yawn.
Leroy knew that if she does that, she just woke up, and she is easy to snap in rage. So he just continued to watch TV.
Andrew came out of the bathroom, hair damp, but himself squeaky clean. He wore his usual clothes: black Abercrombie and Fitch jacket, white football t-shirt with a bold 20 on the front, navy blue cargo pants and black and white Vans sneakers.
Andrew's Caucasian skin seems to glow after that dip in the pool. "Hey Angel, how was your sleep?" he asked. She just grumbled in response while getting breakfast. Andrew was around 6"1, while Leroy was about 5"11 and Angel was 6"0. Yeah, Leroy is a little embarrassed he's shorter then Angel.
Before Andrew could say anything else, a knock came. "Hold on" Andrew said.
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Fox and Krystal waited at the door. "Do we have the right address?" Krystal asked. Fox took out a piece of paper and read it. "Yeah this it" he said after a few comparisons.
Then the door opened. A tall human stepped out. "Hey" he said. "Hi, I'm Fox McCloud and this is Krystal" Fox introduced. "I'm Andrew" the human replied. "How can I help you?" he asked. "Were the bodyguards your father sent" Fox replied. "Alright, well come on in" Andrew said.
They followed Andrew inside. Fox could tell he's young, probably in his early teens. Young but tall, pretty impressive Fox thought. They entered the living room which was chock full of expensive stuff. "Guys, this is Leroy and Angel" he said, pointing to a red creature, then a pink one. They both looked the same, but the pink one has some kind of arm like limb sprouting from her head.
"Hey" Leroy said. "Hi" Angel followed. "Hey" Fox replied. "Hello" Krystal said. Leroy was watching some animated show while Angel was getting some cereal. "You can check out the place if you want" Andrew offered. "No thanks, we should see where are rooms are" Fox said. "Upstairs, down the hall, there should be five rooms available, you can pick whichever you want" Andrew directed. "Thank you" Krystal said. "Yeah thanks" Fox said.
They both went upstairs to the directions. Jeez this place is huge Fox thought. Fox took the time during their time en route to Earth to study human's culture and architecture.
By the looks of it, this place seems to be built off of Spain's customs. The rooms were orange and the floors are built with sunset linoleum. Fox also noticed a TV built into a wall, in front of a light brown couch.
They entered the rooms they wanted and are in awe. Their windows offered a spectacular view of Los Angeles, if he had it correct. He could see the endless buildings they called skyscrapers from afar. The room was pretty Spanish like. He also noticed palm trees lining up a street from the house, acting like some sort of natural wall. The air was tropical hot and a little humid.
Fox lay down on the bed. It was the softest thing he has ever been on. If he hadn't realized he was falling asleep and opened his eyes like bullets, he would have dozed off. He walked over to Krystal's room. It was pretty much the same. But the window showed the view of the highway that led to the city. "Enjoying this place?" a voice asked. They both turned and found Andrew at the doorway.
"Yeah, we love it" Fox said. Andrew smiled. "Yeah it is pretty beautiful, wait till you see Hawaii, may not be big, but it's paradise" he said. "You've been there?" Krystal asked. "Yeah, climates bit the same as here, but more lush in shrubs and forests" he replied. "I noticed this is a little bit off of Spain's culture" Fox said.
"Yeah, when America was discovered, this part, along with a little more to the east, was part of Spain's territory during the frontier" he explained. "Talked with my dad over the expectations?" he asked. "Wait, what?" Fox asked. "I thought my dad talked it over with you guys". "Oh we know what to do" Krystal said. Andrew looked suspicious. "I'm not sure, but I'll let it go" he said. He walked down the hall.
Fox and Krystal walked downstairs to find Andrew and Leroy at the couch playing Guitar Hero III while they heard splashing. "You guys have a pool?" Fox asked. "Yep, got it when we moved here" Andrew replied. Fox looked outside. There was a huge pool surrounded by white stones. He noticed a little to the right was a barbecue and a table seated for six. Fox counted.
"Do you have siblings?" Fox asked when he walked back in. "Yep, brother and sister, but I like it when Leroy and Angel are counted as siblings" Andrew replied warmly. "Where are they?" Krystal asked from the kitchen. "School" Leroy said. Andrew shot up with a cheer. Leroy roared. Looks like Andrew won a match. "You bitch!" Leroy yelled. Andrew only laughed.
Leroy pounced on Andrew. "Ok you two stop that!" Krystal said. Then a loud banging came from the door.
