It was two days later when the doorbell rang and Meg bolted for the door.

A man, with a dark coat and a black fedora walked in to the house.

"Meg Griffin" he asked.

"Yes that's me" Meg responded, barely able to hold her excitement in.

"You're the lucky winner, congrats" the man whispered as he handed Meg a letter and walked away.

Meg slowly opened the envelope that revealed her 15 million dollar check. She couldn't believe what was in her hands. She was a millionaire.

Later that night, the family ate at the dinner table.

"So, I entered the lottery and won myself 15 million big ones" Meg boasted.

"15 million, we could pay off the mortgage and all of our bills for years" Lois roared.

"No mom, oh no, you don't even give a crap about me" Meg snorted. "The only one who likes me is Stewie and he can't even talk.

"What are you talking about bitch, I don't like you" Stewie replied, looking down at his food. "Bitch"

"Meg, don't be selfish, you should share some of that money with you family" complained Lois.

"Me selfish" Meg questioned "Are you kidding me, this whole family couldn't give a crap about anyone else but themselves"

Everyone but Meg sat in shock.

"How long have you felt this way" Lois asked, truly concerned.

"Forever, I just loved you guys too much to tell you, but that feeling is long gone" Meg continued screaming. "I'm moving out tomorrow"

"Where are you gonna live" Chris asked, worrying about his sister.

"Shut up lard ass" Meg taunted.

"Jeez….don't let the door hit you on the way out, making you fall in the street so that you get hit by a car and then eaten by larva, you bitch" Chris said plainly, with his feeling hurt.

Meg stormed out of the house, shut the door and drove Brian's car out of the drive way.

"My car" shouted Brian, who ran outside to retrieve it.

"Up yours Fido" Meg screamed, flipping Brian off.

Brian walked back in to the house and sat down.

"Well….this was just eye opening for me" Peter spoke, breaking the silence. "I'm going to lock the door before I go to bed"

Peter got up from the table and strolled towards the door. As he was about to lock the door, a stranger with a ski mask hit Peter on the side of the head with a bat.

"Oh my god" Brian wailed.

"Peter" cried Lois.

Chris and Brian tackled the man, while Lois dragged Peter up to their bedroom. The man fought of the two and charged upstairs.

He crashed through Lois and Peter's bedroom door and grabbed Lois, pushing her against the wall. He whispered in her ear, and then stuffed his pockets with jewelry and money that he found in a small box on a shelf. The intruder then went in to the bathroom.

Peter woke up and ran to Lois who was lying on the floor.

"Lois, he probably wants to have his way with you, he is getting ready in the bathroom right now" Peter cried. "Just do what he says and be strong, I love you"

The man came back in the room with his pants down.

"No Peter, he whispered in my ear if we have any lube and if you liked to take or receive" Lois responded, shivering "Do what he says and be strong, I love you"

The man dragged Peter in to the Griffin's bathroom.

"Nooooooo" Peter screamed as he was taken against his will.

After a short time, the intruder left and slammed the door shut.

"Peter, are you ok" Lois yelled as she ran to the bathroom.

Peter was on the floor, shaking, cradling his knees.

"He did things to me" Peter quivered "Awful things"

Peter then farted, sending a pencil to shoot out from behind him.

Lois gasped and ran out of the room.

The next day at the dinner table, the family, excluding Meg were busy eating breakfast.

"We've been robbed of all of our savings" Lois sobbed. "We're almost as poor as the tooth fairy is when he visits West Virginia"

"What about our savings at the bank" Brian piped.

"There aren't any, Peter doesn't trust banks" nagged Lois.

"I don't trust school supplies anymore either" Peter shook.

"So Peter, how are you coping with last night" Brian asked, partially teasing him.

"I am going to make sure that this doesn't happen to anyone anywhere in Quahog" Peter announced. "From this day forth I will be Quahog's protector, Iodine man"

"You know that we haven't done a cut away joke yet, right" pointed out Brian.

"To save us the time of coming up with one, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty" hollered Peter.

The scene cuts to Conway Twitty on a guitar.

"There's a new kind of music goin' 'round" Twitty sang. "It's known as 'The Boogie Grass Sound'"

"So grab your partner and swing her around" Twitty continued. "And dance to the Boogie Grass sound"