Disclaimer: I do not own Highschool DxD or its characters. It belongs to Ichiei Ishibumi.

Eating time.

Issei was sitting on the couch in the living room, watching the latest episode of Miracle Levia-tan, one of the more popular shows in the Underworld, starring none other than Serafall Leviathan, one of the Four Maous of the Underworld.

It was actually rather interesting, in a cutesy, Mahou Shoujou type of show. Personally, Issei found Madoka Magica better, but who was he to judge others?

He was all alone in the house as Akeno had managed to convince Rias into a shopping trip, bringing with them all of the women in the house for a girl's day out. Kiba and Gasper were out doing contracts...Actually, Kiba was the only one. Gasper joined his King in their trip.

All alone...except for Koneko of course.

She was currently sitting on his lap, munching on some Oreos as the show progressed and had some kind of Aesop about magical powers being all you need to solve your problems.

Issei sighed as the credits rolled in and had a commercial about some new TV show, a documentary about the Great War, lead by none other than the last surviving Maou, Belphegor, the lord of Sloth himself.

It seemed that in the Great War, not only did Satan die, but Mammon along with him, with only Belphegor, Leviathan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub and Lucifer leaving any descendants.

After the end of the Great War, another civil war broke out, fighting over control of the Underworld. The family of Belphegor was the first to move, gathering powerful allies in order to stage a coup against the 'False Maou' with special talents such as Ajuka Astaroth and Sirzechs Gremory joining their ranks. Ajuka, who would later gain the title of Beelzebub, had created a way to resurrect other species as devils. The then current leaders of the Underworld rejected the idea, citing it as a disgrace to the pure bloods.

That was when Belphegor gathered four people. Serafall Sitri, Ajuka Astaroth, Falbium Glasya-Labolas, and Sirzechs Gremory.

They won the civil war. Belphegor was offered the position as leader but he refused, instead saying that the next generation should take care of themselves and that the elders should just watch what their progeny would do.

Anyways, back to the Hyoudou household.

Koneko was sitting on Issei's lap, interestedly watching the documentary, her cat tail swishing through the air and distracting Issei.

The dragon peeked at her face and seeing that she was absorbed in the TV show, reached around her and took one of her cookies from her.

At least, he tried to.

Koneko slapped his hand away before he could get anywhere near it.

Issei yelped. "Koneko-chan! C'mon, let me have some!"

"No." With a frank gesture, Koneko's tail began to wrap around the pack of cookies defensively. "This is mine."

"Please?" Issei begged.

"Get your own." So saying, Koneko took an Oreo and bit into it right in front of Issei's face.

"Is there any still in the pantry?" Issei asked.

"Yes." Koneko confirmed.

"Fine." Issei tried to get up but couldn't because of the catgirl in his lap. "Um...would you mind getting off me then?"

"This is my place." She said stubbornly.

"Then how am I supposed to get my own cookies!?"

"You don't."

Issei let the silence stretch for a while, and when it became obvious that she wouldn't say anything, asked. "Then would you please get me some?"

"No." Her cat tail swished through the air again, nearly hitting his face. "This is my seat."

Issei sighed and watched the TV show in silence and hunger. He peeked at Koneko's face again and slowly moved his hand toward the pack, one agonizing inch at a time.

Just when he thought that he was in the clear, she took the packet and held it away from him.

"Oh come on! Please, just one!" Issei pleaded.

"No." She smugly took another of them and ate it.

Issei was about to just take her off his lap and walking to get the damn Oreos when he had a bright idea.

He smirked and encircled his arms around Koneko's slender waist.

"Eep!" Koneko squeaked, jumping up from her seat on his lap. "S-senpai!?"

"Koneko-chan is being so mean to me." Issei sighed melodramatically. He leaned in close and began to nibble on her right ear, eliciting a moan from her lips. "She doesn't want to share with me."

"S-senpai, wh-what are you doi-Eek!" She interrupted herself with another yelp when Issei's hands reached up and began to massaged her scalp. "S-sto-" She let out another moan when Issei gently parted the hair from her nape and began to run his lips over it, all the while his arms continuing their ministrations, driving her partly-insane.

Koneko reached up to try and push him away but Issei's hands encircled her wrists, bringing them down to her sides. "And she doesn't want me to be close to her anymore. What should I do?" Issei asked, wrapping his arms, which still held her own, around her again. He asked her softly, breathing in her ear. "What should I do?"

"I, uh, you should, we, to, don't!" Koneko managed to get out.

Issei's hands began to make it's way up. His nimble fingers began to unbutton her blouse, starting from the hollow of her neck.

"Senpai!"

"Hm?" Issei hummed inquisitively.

"We shouldn't."

"Oh?" Issei rose an eyebrow.

"Someone might see us." She said in a small voice. She was leaning against his chest now, panting hard. Her eyes were firmly shut, cheeks red from embarrassment(arousal).

The perfect chance!

Issei quickly reached down and snatched an Oreo from her.

"Aha!" Issei bit down on the cookie smugly. "Someone might see us eating?"

Koneko blinked at the abrupt change in mood before looking back at Issei to see him munching on her treat. Her eyes narrowed. "You cheated."

"No I didn't." Issei smirked. "All's fair in love, war and snacktime. True Story."

Koneko looked down at the packet of cookies and held it out towards Issei. "You want some more?"

Issei blinked before smiling at her and reaching out for some more.

His smile turned into a look of confusion when Koneko pulled away. She looked at him and said. "You can't have any." Her face was set in a blank expression but her cheeks were rapidly turning crimson and her eyes were looking everywhere but his face in obvious embarrassment.

Issei look lost for a moment before it dawned on him. He smirked again and leaned in close to her, lips nearing her nape again...

()()()()()()()()()

Akeno skipped to the door of the living room happily. All of them had just gotten back from their girls day out and she wanted to try out the new outfit she had bought. She wasn't sure, but she had a hunch that Issei had a maid fetish, basing it on the one who regularly wore it as a uniform. She was going to get the tape measure she left in the coffee table when she stumbled upon an interesting sight.

Issei was sitting on the couch, hair disheveled and clothes rumpled. His breathing was hard and his eyes were shining even as his cheeks were a little red. On his lap, straddling him was Koneko.

She was panting hard, tongue licking her lips as she stared hard at Issei. Her white blouse was completely unbuttoned and was nearly falling, only barely perched upon her dainty shoulders, leaving the smooth skin bare. She was wearing pure white underwear and even that was disordered in a decidedly erotic way, bordering on the indecent. Her eyes were dark with emotion and her status as a youkai was shown to the world, cat ears and tail released, hitching up her skirt to seductive levels. On her lips was an Oreo which was nearing Issei's mouth when Akeno entered.

The two of them looked up when she entered the room, both with a look akin to a child caught with their hands in the cookie jar. The cookie in Koneko's lips dropped along with her mouth.

Akeno rose an eyebrow before a smile quirked at her mouth. She leaned against the frame of the door and murmured. "Oh my. Koneko-chan, when you told us that you didn't want to join us, I expected a lot of things but not this." She shook her head and laughed. "I guess that this was what you meant when you said that you were hungry.

Koneko's tail stood straight as she tried to explain herself. "Akeno-senpai! Um, this is, you see, well-"

Akeno chuckled. "Ufufu, I understand. Both you and Issei-kun are at that age after all." She smirked at the look of mortification the two had. She walked away but not before saying. "Have fun you two. I'll try to keep the others away again so you'll have the whole house to yourselves." She turned and smirked. "Try not to destroy too many things okay?"

She left and the two were alone again.

Koneko looked down at the Oreo sitting innocently on top of Issei's lap.

She smiled.

Time to eat again.


A.N.

Yes, I'm a horrible, incorrigible Pervert with a capital P. This chapter was just an idea bouncing around my head. No matter how much I tried, I couldn't get rid of this since I thought of it nearly two months ago. By the way, no, this story isn't in the timeline near Pasts Best Forgotten. This is set in the distant future, after all the arcs I guess? Actually, now that I think about it, I should probably put this in another side story chapter of my Main Story...Eh, I'll just delete this when the point that chapter is going to be written. I hope it reaches that point anyway.

This story, which used to be a pseudo Beelzebub-DxD crossover will now be the final resting place of the plot bunnies of DxD fics in my head. I could think of doing several such as To aru, Nasuverse, Infinite Stratos, Kore wa Zombie or even comedies such as Hataraku, Yusibu, Blood Lad, Hidan no Aria, things like that. I probably won't update this regularly, though I hope that good ideas would pop into my head. Hell, a certain blonde Gap Youkai could be responsible just as much as the Wizard Marshall for a certain guy's misfortune...

Ideas are welcome and if it rings a bell or sets off my brain(small as it is), I would do my best to write it down to the best of my ability. No Naruto fics though, I don't really like fanfics about that anymore.

P.S.

Does this deserve an M rating or should I change it back to T?