Pffft! Sorry for the looong delay, I hope you can forgive me. *Hides*

Erm...Enjoy I suppose.

Warning: Language and a bit of violence.


Chapter 2

Lake.


I laid in bed after we came back from our spin. I looked to the ceiling in pure boredom as a yawn escaped from my mouth as I covered it. I huffed as my joints were stiff from the long flight I had to endure. I sat up and stretched to get feeling back into my muscles.

'Man, that was a long day.'A voice commented.

I jumped slightly as I placed a hand on my chest.

'Stop doing that!'I hissed.

'Awww, where's the love shorty.'The voice complained.

'No love for you!'I huffed.

'...Not even once?'

'Nope.'

'Awww, come on Kari.'

'No! I'll tell Ratchet on you Jazz!'

'You wouldn't' Jazz whimpered.

'Oh! I will!'

'Stop arguing like a couple of sparklings!' Ratchet growled.

'Jazz started it!' I blurted out.

'No I didn't!'

'Yes you did!'

'Kari!' Ratchet barked.

'Don't be so mean!' I whined.

Ratchet huffed as my door open. I spotted it was Sam as I grinned slightly.

"Sup." I slurred.

"I'm asking a favour." Sam told me.

"What favour?" I asked.

"There's this party at the lake and I don't want to go alone."

"Why?"

"Because I have a feeling Trent will be there." Sam admitted.

"Did you say Trent!?" I asked angrily.

I met Trent when I was kid and he was a right douche back then and he probably hasn't changed at all. I growled as Sam gave me a nervous look. I calmed down and looked at Sam straight in the eyes.

"Sure." I told him. "I need something to do."

He soon grinned. "Thanks Kari!"

I smiled. "Sure, no problem."

Sam turned around and walked off as I sighed, I knew questions were going to be asked.

'Who's Trent?'A gruff voice asked.

'The biggest douche I ever met, you'll see Ironhide.' I answered.

Alright, let me explain about these voices in my head, they've been with me ever since I was a baby, I was born premature, a month early, the doctors said the chances of me surviving was slim as there was complications with my birth, but I beat the odds, and I was called a miracle baby, growing up I baffled the doctors and experts with my strange writing, I couldn't explain myself.

And the voices never left, so...Yeah.

Speaking of voices...I'm missing two.

'Hello.'

Wait...That went to one...Never mind!

'My Bee, I hope Sammy is treating you well.' I said.

'So far.' Bumblebee mumbled.

'No worries! I'll make sure he will!' I chirped


I walked down the stairs after I showered and once Jazz stopped giving perverted comments, which Ratchet whacked him for it...Speaking of that, I think Jazz was knocked unconscious.

I wore a black tank top, jeans and purple flip flops. I whistled as I reached the bottom and headed into the back garden. I smiled at the scene as Ron and Judy were tending to their garden and 'path.'

"Ron this one is uneven." Judy called as she moved it with her foot.

"Yeah probably." Ron answered.

"And this one is wobbly."

"Probably so."

"Oh why couldn't we hire a professional." Judy sighed.

I snickered as I walked along the path.

"Kari, what's your opinion?" Judy asked me.

"Hmm." I hummed. "It is kinda wobbly and uneven."

Ron merely rolled his eyes at us as I giggled and continued along the path. Sam stepped out from the house and walked along the grass. I shook my head as Ron glared at his son.

"This is why I do not like footprints on my grass." Ron hissed.

"Wha? There isn't any footprints." Sam protested.

"This is why I built my path, now why don't you move off my grass and onto my path."

"It's family grass Dad." Sam protested as he finally moved onto the path.

"You will understand when you get your own grass."

I rolled my eyes and then smiled as I had my arms crossed and was leaning against Bumblebee.

'His parents are...Odd.' Jazz commented, oh, looks like he came around.

'Not gonna disagree there Jazz, but we will not say it out loud.'

'Agreed.'

I nodded and then stretched as I yawned.

"I want you home by 11 o'clock." Judy called to us both

"Yeah." Sam mumbled.

"11 o'clock." Ron repeated.

Sam huffed and I climbed into the back as I snuggled into the corner of the back seats as Sam grumbled and started up the engine. I sighed and crossed my arms as I closed my eyes for a brief moment.

"We're picking up a friend." Sam told me.

I shrugged. "Sure, whatever."


I shifted a yawn as we had picked Sam's friend up, I think his name was Miles and he said some of the cheesiest pick up lines I ever heard. Let's just say Ironhide was not pleased to say the least, I swear that mech is like an overprotective father. Ratchet wasn't happy either.

"Are you sure we're invited to this party?" Miles asked.

"Of course Miles, it's a lake, it's public property." Sam assured him.

I spotted lots of people as Ironhide growled, I guess he's not happy for me to be here but what can I do? Ratchet attempted to calm Ironhide down his way but it resulted the two to argue instead. I sighed as Jazz sniggered.

I still havn't heard Optimus yet!

"Oh my god, dude Mikaela is here." Sam breathed.

"Who's Mikaela?" I asked in curiousity.

"This chick Sam has a crush on." Miles answered.

"Oooh! Sammy! Keeping secrets from me are you?" I teased as Sam spluttered.

"Am I good?" Sam asked, ignoring my teasing as I huffed.

"You're good." Miles answered as all three of us climbed out.

I shook my head as I stayed away from the conversation. I noticed Trent was looking in my direction as I hissed. Ironhide was on full alert as I heard him growl.

'Ironhide, calm down.'

I almost shrieked in delight but I remained calm.

'But Prime! I don't like how squishy is looking at Kari!' Ironhide snarled as Optimus sighed.

"Say Sam, who's your friend?" I heard Trent ask.

"I'd bang that." A boy commented.

I looked at him in disgust. "Shut the fuck up before I chop your balls off and shove them down your throat!" I snarled.

His smirk faded as Jazz was sniggering while Ironhide was praising me. Ratchet was scolding Ironhide for corrupting me and well...Bumblebee was tense, I could see his alt form tensing up. Optimus was amused slightly as he sent me the mental equivalent of it.

"You bitch! Don't come here thinking your high and mighty!" A brown haired girl snapped.

"Whatever you say." I sneered.

"You slut!"

"Ha! Says the girl who is wearing a skimpy top and short skirt, a girl who would spread her legs for any guy." I cackled.

Her friends gasped as the brown haired girl looked at me in disbelief.

"You! You horrid bitch!" She screeched.

I twitched my eyebrow, It had been a long day and I'm exhausted, not only that but my patients is wearing thin and I know Ironhide's temper is almost getting the better of him.

"What's the matter?" She taunted. "Got nothing to say."

"You know, you're starting to piss me off!" I snarled. "You are pushing the wrong buttons and one false move will prove fatal!"

'Kari.' Optimus warned.

"Ha! Your just a bitch who isn't loved by her mommy and daddy. I bet your mom slept around with men."

I said nothing as Sam looked over in utter horror. Jazz gulped while Ratchet fell silent. Ironhide gave a sneer, he knew what was going to happen next.

'Kari.' Bumblebee whimpered.

I stormed over, completely ignoring Optimus' attempts to calm me down. Ironhide was encouring me to continue. Ratchet was yelling at Ironhide while Jazz was panicking with Bumblebee who was whirring franticly. The girl shrieked and scratched me across the face with her fake nails. I paused as I touched my cheek to see blood on my fingers.

"You little skank!" I snarled as I slapped her, hard. "Don't you dare speak shit about my mom! At least my mom's faithful to my dad! You don't hear me speak about your mom! You little bitch! People like you piss me off!"

"You...You hit me!" She said in shock.

"Awww, I'm sorry." I mocked.

"I'm telling daddy!" She screeched.

"Go ahead!" I spat with venom. "Welcome to the real world princess! Did you expect it to be filled with sunshine and rainbows!"

She ran off with her friends glaring at me as they followed with their noses up in the air as I growled and walked over to where Bumblebee was parked. I realized there was no sounds whatsoever.

"What is this! A silent party!" I snapped.

Everyone went back to doing their normal things before that bitch interrupted. I breathed out slowly as I was finally allowing Optimus to calm me down after I got my hands on that stupid girl. I touched my cheek to see it was still bleeding.

"You're that Kari chick aren't you." I heard Trent say to me.

"Shut up! I'm not in the fucking mood!" I snarled.

I touched the door handle, getting the hint. Bumblebee opened the door and I climbed in as I sat in the corner like I did when we left the house.

Fuck my cheek hurts.

'Ya alright shorty?' Jazz asked me.

'Peachy.' I grunted out.

Miles climbed through the window as I glared at him.

"There's something called a door! Dumbass!" I growled.

I looked to the radio as it came on.

"Who's gonna drive you home."

'Bumblebee...What are you doing?' I asked calmly.

'Nothing.' He told me innocently as I huffed.

"What's up with your radio?" Miles asked.

"I'm gonna drive her home." Sam muttered.

"What?" Miles and I muttered at the same time.

"She's an evil jock concubine man, let her hitch-hike." Miles said as he waved his arms.

"Miles she lives ten miles from here, this may be my only chance." Sam growled.

"Alright, we'll put her in the back."

"Did you say put her in the back?"

"All right, Miles, I need you out of my car." Sam announced.

"What? You can't do this to me! Bros before hoes!"

I snickered along with Jazz as Sam kicked Miles out of the car as he got in and drove off after this Mikaela chick.

"Mikaela! It's Sam, Witwicky? Listen I wondering if I could ride you home. wait, no I mean give you a ride home in my car! To your house!" Sam stuttered .

Mikaela paused and opened the door as she climbed in. I said nothing but remained in my corner as we sat in an awkward silence. I cleared my throat to break the silence.

"I can't believe that I'm here right now." Mikaela muttered.

"Oh well, uh, if you want you can duck down It won't hurt my feelings." Sam said as I shook my head.

"Oh. No! I didn't mean here with you! I just meant in this situation." Mikaela explained.

I looked to my nails as I allowed myself to fall asleep in the corner, the stress of travelling caught up with me.


Someone roughly shook me as I bolted to sit up. I looked around in a daze as I realized it was Sam who woke me up. I rubbed my eye and then yawned as I strethed.

"How did it go?" I asked tiredly.

"Not...Not so good." Sam admitted.

"Aww Sam." I mumbled.

"So...How are you?" Sam asked me.

"Fine...Sorry about earlier."

"Don't worry about it." Sam assured me. "You had a long day and that girl was the last straw."

I gave a small smile and merely nodded as I yawned once more. Covering my mouth while I was at it. I stretched. Sam touched my cheek as I hissed in pain.

"Sorry, I thought the pain would of gone." Sam apologized.

"It's fine." I told him. "It hurts like a bitch."

I climbed out of Bumblebee as we both headed into the house after Sam locked his 'car' up. I stretched as we both walked into the house. I walked up the stairs as Judy greeted Sam, luckily we're on time. I yawned once more and entered the guest room as I collapsed onto the bed. My cheek was throbbing in pain.

I sat up after a few minutes as I immediately changed into a white t-shirt and tracksuit bottoms. I was too lazy to change into pyjamas as I crawled into bed.

'How are you feeling kid?' Ironhide asked me.

'I feel shit.' I grumbled.

'Not surprising you were provoked.' Ratchet mumbled.

I sighed as I buried my face into the pillow. I was slowly lulled to sleep like I had been for the last seventeen years. I yawned as I allowed sleep to take over.


And I'm done! Huzzah! Decided to throw in a bit of a twist.

Yes Kari knows the bots, but she has never met them before, and yes, Ironhide is a fatherly figure to Kari even though he's overprotective, I thought it was cute to do so.