Wardrobe Malfunction
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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Plagg kept his disgusted eyes away as Adrien snuck inside and got clothes on, Despite the situation he can't help but comment, "Huh...I guess the girls are wrong...you aren't perfect. I could see proof-positive of that!" He chuckles.
Adrien flusters, "Just for that, no cheese!"
"Aw, man!"
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Tiki just shook her head, "This makes no sense! Your clothes are stored within the miraculous and returned to you afterward! It's been like that since it's first creation! ...this must've just been a fluke, it has to be!"
Marinette sighed, "I certainly hope so." She states as she watches the news talk more of the now numerous Stoneheart's that now dotted Paris...
...later...
Slenderman smirked, "Que Stoneheart coming back to life...and here we go!"
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Marinette was suddenly filled with determination! True her confidence as a hero was shaken due to her blunder last time..also she didn't want to end up naked again...but seeing Alya in trouble caused her to spring to action!
She transformed once more, and used her super-yo-yo to free her friend from the trap...
"Okay, confidence restored. Origin story almost complete. Yada, Yada. Let's move on to the good part already!" Shouted Slenderman as he fast-forwarded reality.
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"I demand my daughters safe return!" Shouted the mayor of Paris. "Daddy!" Shouted Chloe. "You know what?! You can have her!" Shouted Stoneheart.
Chloe screamed as she was thrown from the tower, "GAH! PLEASE! SAVE ME! I PROMISE TO BE NICE TO EVERYONE!"
"Liar, I think it's time for a rewrite..."
Ladybug ran at crazy speed, sh needed to catch Chloe, she-
"whoops, clumsy me." Said an invisible and unheard Slenderman as he tripped Ladybug.
Surprised, Ladybug feel over...just in time to see Chloe go-
CRACK!
GAH! MY ARM!
Slenderman glared, "What the!? She was supposed to go- He then slapped his forehead, "Dang it! I forget to turn off this universes 'kid-friendly physics'...oh, well Chloe...you survive today...barely. But soon...you'll wish you hadn't." Says the malevolent entity as he tears off the 'kid friendly physics' switch so hard, pluto gets destroyed.
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"No more evil doing for you little Akuma." Says Ladybug as she captures the butterfly, and waits for the wave of ladybugs that Tikki said would restore all damage caused...and waited...and waited...
A single ladybug repairs the crumpled note of Ivan's to allow Kim to see it...but that's it...
"What's going on...why isn't it working?! Paris is in shambles, and Ivan might be back to normal but the other stoneheart's are still transformed and running crazy...did I do something wrong?"
However, she didn't have time to think more on this...her miraculous was about to time out!
Quickly she jumped through the air, swinging on her yo-yo...if she could just...
POOF!
SPLASH!
SPLASH!
Suddenly it became VERY clear that Tiki was wrong and her not having clothes was most definitely NOT a fluke!
A freezing cold Marinette tried not to drown in the Seine river, "Oh, no! Not again! I can't let anyone see me! I would never- Wait, why were there TWO splashes?"
Marienette turned around...just in time to see-
"ADRIEN!?" Shouts a flustered Marienette.
"MARINETTE!?" Shouts an equally flustered Adrian.
Both teens panicked, then realized that neither could see anything below the water...so they tried to play it cool...
Marienette chuckled nervously, "Soooo...you lie to swim in your BATHING SUITE in the river too, huh? Which I'm also wearing as well!" She asked/shouted/panicked awkwardly.
"Wha- Oh, yeah! Totally! I'm totally wearing- uh, doing that!" Said the equally awkward Adrien...
There was a long awkward pause... "we'll see yah!" Shouted Marinette as she quickly swam off. "Yeah, you too!" Shouted Adrien as he did so in the opposite direction...
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"Tiki, what's happening? Why was I still naked? And why didn't the miraculous fix everything?"
Tiki was baffled, "I- I don't know! This has never happened before! I-
They were interrupted by the television spewing a breaking news story.
"These so called, 'hero's'...are anything but!" Shouted the mayor. "WHAT!?" Shouted both hero's at the same time.
"Thanks to them, are city is in ruins, those stone monsters are still running amuck, and worse my daughter broke her arm!"
The screen switched over to Chloe with an arm in a cast, "I BLAME LADYBUG FOR THIS! And if you don't catch her and that stupid friend of her's I'll never forgive you daddy!"
The mayor whimpered, "Yes! Of course, anything for you darling!"
Both hero's groaned...their lives just got more complicated...
"Hey, Maybe if you flash Chloe your 'little' friend, she'll feel sorry for you and let you off the hook!" Teased Plagg...who immediately found himself hit by a pillow...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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