Author's Note: Mwa ha ha...foreshadowing. Also, I'm working on the next chapter of Patience Is Not A Virtue (due out whenever I finish it, hopefully within the next few days), and various other surprises. Jareth's been getting antsy about my lack of recent publications, the arrogant bugger.
PROLOGUE
It all began so innocently...
"Hey guys, I know you've been curious, so...I got you this!"
...but they forgot the first rule of the Goblin Kingdom...
"Heeeeey, looky a' this!"
...which was to NEVER underestimate the goblins...
"You idiotic, damned cretins! Just wait until I get my hands on you!"
...and it couldn't end well...
"But Jareth—they didn't mean it!"
...or could it?
