Ichigo stopped outside the room where all his friends were sitting at a table in the Urahara shoten when he heard Rukia say his name. "Ichigo or Renji?"
Ichigo smirked, he and Renji had been sparing below so they must be talking about who will win.
"Renji" came Ishida's matter of fact reply. Ichigo growled, "Stupid Quincy" he thought.
"Inoue what do you think" Rukia pressed.
Ichigo could practically see her put her finger on her chin in thought. "Well Renji is older..." she drawled. Ichigo frowned, why would that make Renji win?
"Chad?" good old Chad, he'd be on Ichigo's side for sure!
"Renji is bigger than Ichigo." That was practically a speech for Chad but Ichigo clenched his fist, it wasn't his fault Renji was so built!
"What are you all talking about?" the high pitched, excited cry signalled Urahara's flamboyant entrance on the other side of the room.
"Who tops Renji or Ichigo." Rukia said. Ichigo's jaw dropped. That's what they were talking about?!?! And everyone was picking Renji?!?! He pressed his ear to the door to continue listening
"Of course Ichigo is the uke. He's small and cute and emotional!" Urahara exclaimed
That was it he couldn't stand it any longer he threw open the door and nodded in greeting to everyone. He sat down and poured himself a cup of tea glad that his presence stopped the ridiculous conversation.
"Ichigo who tops you or Renji?" Ichigo choked at the blatancy of Orihime's question.
"Neither! We're not sleeping together!"
Rukia rolled her eyes "Sure we believe you. But then who would if you were"
"Me!" Ichigo growled trying in vain to save his reputation.
"But you're so much smaller"
"And younger"
"And innocent-er"
"And just plain uke-ish" concluded Ishida
Ichigo snarled and jumped to his feet "I'm stronger than Renji! I always kick his ass!"
"And he always gets yours!" Urahara grinned.
"No way! Renji's the one who looks like a girl anyway! If anyone was going to bottom it would be... ouf!" Ichigo had turned to storm out the door and ran straight into Renji who raised an eyebrow at the flustered blushing teen before brushing past him to sit at the table.
Ichigo steadied himself and sat back down at the table beet red and praying that Renji had heard none of the conversation.
If Renji noticed the awkward silence he didn't show it and eventually normal conversation returned to the group.
"Anyway" Renji began in a completely distant voice "I'd rather be the uke"
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who would u pick? lol reviews make me keep posting even though i'm in an exam period. band together to help me fail english! (i will anyway but i prefer to do it with reviews!)
