It's Mike's turn!

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ANNOUNCEMENT!

I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!

SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!

The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.

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Mike hastily ran through the jungle naked, frantically covering her flat chest so none could see...she needed clothes fast! "Calm down Mike...no one can see you...just sneak into town and grab something to cover yourself with, you can get through this with your dignity in tact-

"OY!"

Mike froze, she went deathly pale...it was old man Queeks!

"OY! BOY! Who are you? I've never seen you before. And why you running about with no loincloth?"

Mike went red, he thought she was a BOY!

"Never mind, I need help with something! I'll give you my spare loincloth for free if you help me with it!"

Mortified...Mike had no choice but to agree, "Uh, sure." She says in her best man voice. Making sure he dosen't get a view of her womanhood...she quickly puts on the loincloth...

"Right off to town for those errands!" Shouts Queek. "Wait...TOWN!? You never said-

"Want me to take my loincloth back?" He asks her sharply.

Mike groans...but reluctantly tags along...knowing full well that her day was probably going to get worse...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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