Chapter two Namek
"This exciting were the first humans to land on an alien planet with life on it," I say with excitement in my voice as well as pride.
"Let's just be glad it'll likely be around six months before Vegeta and the girl him are able to come back to Earth," Krillin says with a grin Vegeta that's all I've been hearing about for more than a year sure a year of it we didn't know his name or anything else really but still. Then they go and conjure another him that's a girl well Shenron I am going to prove to you next time this Vegeta guy is on Earth that I am able to distract him, just from a safe distance he's an evil alien who wouldn't mind killing me so I'll be extra careful.
"Vegeta is that all you ever talk about big deal he's stronger than Goku and now there's two of him he's nothing to talk about twenty four seven," I yell at Krillin who shrinks back in fear.
"Vegeta is a prince miss Bulma didn't anyone tell you he's dad's prince and I guess mine too," Gohan says with a smile such a polite and smart little kid and he's only what five now.
"Well then he's a prince but could we please just stop worrying about him and focus on the dragonballs," I say calming myself down, I get no answer I look to the sky to see what they're staring at I see two saiyan pods flying over head real close to each other.
"No we're so close and Vegeta he's here," Krillin says with anger getting down on his knees.
"That was Vegeta and the other one it was the girl him wasn't it," I say with fear thinking it over, they look back up and so do I there is another ship.
"Didn't that ship already pass here," Gohan ask with confusion.
"I think that was some one different the energy felt different yet as strong as Vegeta and the other him," Krillin says in answer to Gohan's question.
"I hope we don't run into anyother trouble," I say thoughtfully they run into a near by cave dragging me with them.
"That power it's so much stronger than Vegeta's," Krillin says with fear in his voice.
"They looked to be dressed like Vegeta maybe they work together," Gohan says thoughtfully yet seriously at the same time.
"I think that one with the high power might be their boss and I think the two next to him with power stronger than Vegeta as well were carrying dragonballs, Bulma check the radar," Krillin says fear deepening with every word.
"Four are right near eachother and are all moving in the same direction," I say as I glance down at the radar.
"Vegeta must have called his buddies for help in gathering the dragonballs," Krillin says with fear.
"Cui is on his way," Vegreta says to me with chuckle.
"I know that your me aren't you," I say laughing at her comment.
"Maybe just maybe," Vegreta says laughing as well, Cui comes to a landing infront of us.
"Still got your girlfriend around I see," Cui says upon landing laughing at his own stupid comment.
"She's not my girlfriend baka she's me," I say to him with a menacing tone that does little to affect him.
"So what she just regular whore I didn't think you were the type for getting whores Vegeta," Cui says to me casually Vegreta and I both roll our eyes at his idiotic comment.
"No I'm not a whore I am literaly Vegeta a baka clown used the dragonballs of earth to create another Vegeta except only female now do you understand," Vegreta says with a laugh say each word very slowly.
"Whatever Vegeta time for me to kill you stay out of this girl don't need you getting hurt yet," Cui says laughing I roll my eyes at him and let him take as many of his best shots he can not a one doing damage, I grab him throw my fist right into his stomach and launch him through the air.
"Cui I do believe you've been fired," I say laughing at my little joke that is all to real, Vegreta laughs as well at least she thinks like me as well.
"Let's find a dragon ball," Vegreta says with a smirk.
"Gohan look at that falling in the distance do you think it's Vegeta it sort of looked like him it's hard to tell," I say concentrating on the figure I can just barely make out with my senses who ever they are they're power is dwindling fast.
"Let's go see," Gohan says takeing off towards the figure I follow him, it's not Vegeta we see when we reach the figure though it's as close as you can get likely it's the female replica of him.
"Let's take her back to the others maybe Bulma can fix her injuries," I say picking her up gently as not to further injure her, it doesn't take long to get back to Bulma.
"So this is that replica of Vegeta you guys keep talking about," Bulma says examining her scientificly likely rather than for injuries.
"Are they the ones terroizing my planet," Dende the young namekian child we had saved ask us with fear.
"Not sure kid we think so," Bulma replies to him with a reassuring smile.
"We'll be fine she will likely be unconcious for another hour at least," I say with a smile trying to lighten the mood.
"I'll go get the first aid kit," Bulma says turning to leave.
"Miss Bulma look at this her injuries they're healing," Gohan says staring wide eyed at the girl, he's right her cuts are disappearing Goku never healed this fast unbelievably fast sure but this Goku couldn't believe it's not like she had a senzu bean. Her eyes flutter open she quickly jumps up ready to attack if needed.
"What do you know I was on my way to greet you but it would seem Vegeta lost his fight with Zarbon this time, Zarbon was probably going to leave him for the buzards too, but Frieza is smarter than that I'm sure," the girl Vegeta says with a thoughtfull smile on her face.
"Stronger than Vegeta," Bulma screeches loudly.
"Zarbon not anymore not after being put in a tank and his injuries healed which also fixed my injuries of course Dadoria he was no where near as strong he was like a piece of pink bubble gum only spikey," the girl says again not really talking to us as if she could care less.
"Tanks," Gohan ask her with confusion.
"They have a liquid that can heal any injury of any extent," the girl says in response rolling her eyes at our lack of knowledge.
"What is your name," I ask her curriously.
"I have named myself Vegreta since I can't be called Vegeta," the girl Vegreta states simply to me.
"Right well come on Dende let's go," I say takeing off with him to the grand elder's since were running behind.
"I'll be right back," the half breed brat states takeing off without explanation.
"I was going to just go and kill you all but I think I'll wait for Vegeta," I say aloud letting the blue haird female human know the plans for them if they couldn't figure it out on their own.
"Why wait for Vegeta do you like him," the woman ask me with curriousity.
"No but I would like an audience," I say to her with a smirk.
"I don't believe you," the woman states back to me smirking herself, before I get the chance to retort her bald friend appears with a dragonball excellent now they're being delivered next they should gift wrape.
"Where's Gohan," the Q-ball ask upon landing.
"Ran off said he'd be back," I answer to him smirking, Vegeta comes to a land mere yards away from us.
"We've got company," Vegeta states as Zarbon lands.
"Who is he he's gorgeous," the woman states upon seeing Zarbon I roll my eyes at her.
"Bulma you really have bad taste in boyfriends you know that," Q-ball says to her frowning as she yells to Zarbon.
"Well it seems you have a fan club," Vegeta states calmly to Zarbon chuckleing.
"Come on Vegeta we don't got all day," I say impatiently as he stands there, Zarbon transforms into what looks like a hideous giant frog, they engage in battle the humans try to run but Vegeta quickly stops them. It doesn't take much longer for Vegeta to win, funny when on the brink of death anyone will give up their loyalties to Frieza.
"Dragonball hand it over," Vegeta states turning his attention to the humans, they reluctantly hand it over Vegeta takes to the skies I follow close behind him. I don't know why he seems to be in such a good mood which bothers me.
"Why are you so happy all of a sudden," I ask him with curriousity he's been smiling this whole time and it's not like he's winning a race against me that's not exactally possible we go about the same speed.
"Don't you see the dragon ball I now have all seven," Vegeta answers me with a smirk I frown at his words.
"We have all seven," I say correcting him my tone daring him to say otherwise.
"I, we what difference does it make we're one and the same I get immortality so do you," Vegeta says with a chuckle up ahead I spot the half breed brat.
"Hey brat how you doing," I say with a smirk on my face he was waiting for us I'm sure.
"I got a message for you this is for your father," Vegeta says kicking the boy in the gut so he's hunching over in pain.
"Be glad he's in a good mood," I say laughing at him he stares at me like I'm crazy.
"You brat your special you and I are some of the last of our kind we got to stick together," Vegeta says backhanding the kid, we crack up laughing at his pathetic excuse for power. I glance at the boy his eyes they keep glancing behind that rock Vegeta must be having too much fun to notice but I'm not that stupid.
"Brat what are you hiding," I snarl at the boy Vegeta looks at me with slight confusion.
"Nothing," the half breed states trying to be honest sounding.
"So then you won't care if I do this," Vegeta says blowing up the rock I had been looking at right there where it had been was a dragon ball the one Vegeta had taken from the namekians and hid in the water.
"So you thought you could steal from us," I snarl at the boy raising a fist.
"Don't leave the boy the more you injure him the stronger he'll get remember that," Vegeta says calmly as he pushes my fist back down what is wrong with him the kid won't get that much stronger he can't can he. Vegeta takes off before I can retort back to him.
"I need some rest it shouldn't be too much longer before I arrive on Namek need and with some one stronger than both Vegetas combined I'm going to need it," I say to the kitchen for a quick snack or to most people a meal. I can't help but wonder about Vegeta who are these friends on Namek along with him.
"Goku it's king Kai I found out who's on Namek with Vegeta it's Frieza you have to promise not to go anywhere near him just collect your friends and go don't even bother with the wishes it's too dangerous go back another time," King Kai's voice says ringing throughtout the room.
"Cool can I at least get a look at the guy," I ask with hopefullness.
"No I should have known the saiyans worked for him all I could remember at the time though was that they've always been ruthless killers and look just keep away from Frieza and in one dresses in the saiyan armor Goku I'm serious here Frieza rules a third the universe splitting it with his family," King Kai says with a panick.
"Please, please, please, please, pleaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeee," I say begging him to at least let me get a look at the guy.
"No that's final he's a monster feared by monsters and just between you and me he's delusional, he purges when he gets bored and one time he blew one up laughing the entire time and saying stuff like look at the fireworks," King Kai screams at me.
"Fine I'll stay away but does that mean I can't use a video camera to look for him," I ask with curriousity and hopefullness.
"Are you even listening to me," King Kai screams louder than before.
"Um...no...," I answer back to him honestly.
"Just stay away from Frieza," King Kai says bitterly ending our communication.
Marvelous the ginyu forces is about to land, I think to myself, their pods hit creating five giant craters they began dancing their rather disturbing dances, shouting their names as they strike diffferent stupid poses the only downside to them.
"Recoome, Burter, Guldo, Jeice, Ginyu together we are the Ginyu Force," they all say simutaniously striking the final poses.
"My you do know how to make an entrance," I say giving them a false smile.
"How may we serve you Lord Frieza," Ginyu ask with a bow.
"I need you to take care of Vegeta he stole my dragonballs and he's been quite the little pest of late but don't kill him I want to kill the last of the saiyans myself the prince and pride of their monkey race," I say with a smirk.
"As you wish Lord Frieza you heard him men move out," Ginyu says takeing to the skies using scouters to track down Vegeta.
"No they beat us here," Vegreta says growling at the sight of the ginyu force.
"Stupid human you just had to ask a million questions," I snarl at the bald short human.
"Sorry I just wanted be sure on the number of wishes," Q-ball states with fear in his voice.
"Thanks Vegeta now you saved the trouble of Lord Frieza needing to find the last two, you guys take care of them I'll take these to Lord Frieza so that he may have his immortality," Captian Ginyu says grinning as he levitates the dragon balls into the air behind him and takes off at full speed towards Frieza.
"Vegeta this won't be easy will it," the half breed ask with slight worry.
"Stop worrying your saiyan we show no fear, worry or weakness," Vegreta says to the brat with a kind tone, females even when they're technically me they have an unnatural kindness to saiyan cubs.
"Don't talk kind to the boy you make me look weak," I snarl at her she just roles her eyes.
"I'm confused," Guldo says looking at all of us.
"How does that make you weak mate," Jeice says with confusion as well.
"It's a very long story," Q-ball says not bothering to explain.
"I love stories let's hear," Burter says sitting town to listen.
"When we done wid da story den dan we beat tem up," Recoome ask with his words completely wrong he's a bigger oaf than Nappa and not just in size stupidity as well or vise versa.
"Sure you can try," I say to him smirking.
"Who's telling the story it's not exactally like we were there for Kakarot's important role and he's not here," Vegreta says thinking it over she has a point.
"I'll tell it," I say smirking at them the human walks a little further away and sits as well the half breed finally takes a seat next to me.
"Well then start," Jeice orders me.
"Have patience now it all started on Earth I was there to purge it of life along with Nappa as soon as we found the dragon balls that is, when we came to the humans we used some saiba men that wiped only one out. Nappa didn't take long to kill another two. Finally they got so annoying I agreed to give them three hours for their precious Kakarot to arrive. While we had been waiting Kakarot summoned the dragon and made a wish for something that could distract me since he dare think we saiyans don't play fair in a fight, the dragon poofed up a replica of me that was a girl and left a note saying that chances were slim that it would work. Then he showed up with the girl saved his cub and friend here from death but was too late for the Namekian, he told us all about his wish after fighting with Nappa who got paralyzed which caused me to dispose of him. Lastly I fought him and ultimately in my opinion he won but according to these two it was me since I fought solo and he had help from three others and the rest is history because you should know a good portion of it like how I killed Dadoria how she killed Zarbon and now the four of you are next on our list," I speak the story pausing every now and then the ginyu goons look on in aw and the human fear as for the half breed he looks more sad for some odd reason.
"Great story amazing now that is wonderful honestly what better for you or anyone than themselves," Burter says with slight excitement to his voice.
"You were dropped on your head as an infant weren't you," Vegreta bluntly states to him I chuckle at her statement.
"I think he may have a point though look at Vegeta as we all know growing up on Frieza's ship he is widely feared by those weaker than him, yet the few times I got stuck on a purging mission with him somehow all the girls were practically lineing up just to see him even though the second they were within his sight he killed them," Jeice says laughing at the end yet with all seriousness.
"So your saying because Vegeta is a killer like the rest of us but more so he'd never find a mate because he'd kill them for not being just like him pridefull, hot headed, smart and royalty," Burter states rather than ask agreeing with Jeice's thoughts.
"Did it occur to you I just did my job and that I hate women it should be obvious they're weak," I say to them angerly.
"Hey I'm just as strong as you baka," Vegreta snarls at me I just chuckle at her and her words.
"You may have lucked out with getting my strength but your not as evil as me not as much as you think all females care for every child unless saiyan the saiyan female will care only for the saiyan cubs which is exactally what you've been doing with Kakarot's cub because even though he's a half breed he's a saiyan cub," I retort back to her smuggly.
"How does dat make her weak," Recoome ask in his stupidity.
"Because it shows weakness to the opponent females think they're the dominant species but it's clear we males are," Guldo says smirking at his reasoning he's right of course.
"Wow you guys are so sexist good thing Bulma isn't right here she'd be chewing all our heads off and well her screaming could possibly kill you I just got used to it after a while," Q-ball says laughing at his idiotic comment.
"I don't get it why do you work for this Frieza guy aren't you worried he'll get scared about your home worlds and your race getting to powerful and blow it up like Vegeta's," Vegreta says having an odd thought.
"Females I'll never understand them you should know that we have a love to fight and kill," I state to her bluntly.
"Vegreta may be right how do we know Frieza won't or hasen't killed off our races as well," Burter says frowning deeply.
