A Monkey Wrench
Chapter 2
Naru was...she couldn't describe what she just witnessed.
"After looking through your music selection I found that you enjoyed this style of music." Soundwave said in his monotone voice.
A vaguely similar look appeared on Naru's face that Soundwave could not place.
"Oooohhhh Waaaaveyyyyy, I have a proposition for you?" She said in a sickeningly sweet voice.
"Acknowledged, what do you propose?" He asked, a upset feeling in his spark.
"You remember how you said it was a pain to hack into the bank and create those fake accounts? How would you like to make a RIDICULOUS amount of LEGAL money that you can use however you want."
"Proposition acknowledged, condition of fulfilment of offer requested?" (Alright what do you want in return?) He asked.
"A recording of what everyone looks like when they see what we're doing, 30% of the profit, and a week off to see my Grandma for her birthday...an a Ha**ey Dav***on motorcycle, it takes me nearly half an hour to get to the meeting room on foot. I can race Ravage there now!"
"...Terms accepted."
Grabbing her wielding mask off the table, she put it on and clicked a button on the side. "'Then let the force guide us young Padawan! There is science to be done!'" She said sounding like Darth Vader.
Soundwave finally remembered where he saw that face before. Megatron made that face too when he was plotting something.
Over the next week no one was allowed to disturb Naruko due to her using "Delicate and dangerous machinery". Not even Ravage was allowed in, he just stared at the door whining to be let in.
Soundwave was busy as well during this time hacking into every online social media network he could find and doing as Naru requested.
It was a lot of work but she did it. She completed her masterpiece of technology. With bags under her eyes, grease an oil covering nearly her entire body, running off nothing else but ramen and energy drinks, and a look of pride on her face she needed to do one thing before she dragged herself to the bathroom for a shower then bed. Running to the door of her workshop she threw it open, "BABY!", it took only a second before she was pounced on by the near car sized Decepticon getting covered in big sloppy robo-puppy kisses.
Timeskip a shower, 14 hours of sleep, 1 hour cuddle time with Ravage, a call to Soundwave, stopping off at a burger joint to get a mega sized combo, and finally a 3 hour flight (In Soundwave) to California.
Pov change
Sam rolled his eyes as Miles talked excitedly to Mikaela in the backseat. He honestly had no idea why Miles was so excited to see this thing.
But once he showed the video to Mikaela she wanted to see it to. So now he's stuck going to this private event for nerds. He had heard it was sold out so he was surprised that Miles had another two extra tickets.
Arriving, Bee stopped in front of the stadium letting the three out. Before getting out Miles leaned into the driver seat, putting a slip of paper on the seat and a twenty. "Thanks for the ride B-man, hey give that to the guy at gas station and you'll get a deluxe wash, we should be out by ten kay?" "'You got it partner.'" Bee said in a classic cowboy voice.
Eventually getting into the stadium through the crowd, Sam got pushed away from the two without realizing.
'Mikaela is going to be pissed if she thinks I'm ditching her and Miles.' he thought looking around trying to find his section, planning to head there first to meet up with them. A problem occurred however cause he couldn't find where his spot was on the ticket. Seeing a tall (6'1) blond woman in overalls leaning against the wall with a map of the stadium in front of her, he walked over to ask her directions to his spot. "Excuse me miss, but I'm lost and I can't seem to find my spot, could you help?"
Lowering the sheet, Sam had one thought go through his head 'God Damn!'.
Woman was all kinds of sexy! Bright sunny blond hair reaching her mid-back, pretty blue eyes, huge breasts that were bigger then even Mikaela, and a hourglass figure that the overalls did nothing to hide!
"Мои глаза - здесь просто чудо (My eyes are up here sweetie.). Вы потеряли (Are you lost)?" She said.
"Oh crap, um 'ticket'" showing his ticket to her "'seat'" before he made a bigger fool of himself, she held her hand out to him in a 'give it to me' motion. "Давайте мне см (Come on let me see)." Giving her his ticket she pointed at the number\letter in the corner 'E9'. Handing him the map, pointed they were in D-section then pointing where he needed to go. "Thank you so much miss." Sam said to her.
Suddenly two men came up to her one with a jacket that said security on it and another with a head set and small machines attached to his belt. The man in the headset said " Мы так жаль упустить! Ваш гид был отправлен на неверный вход по ошибке. Если Вы пожалуйста следуйте за мной, я буду сопровождать смартфона на месте. (We are so sorry miss! Your guide was sent to the wrong entrance by mistake. If you please follow me, I'll escort your to your spot)."
The woman looked at Sam and said " Надеемся, что вы получите удовольствие от производительности кид (Hope you enjoy the performance kid)!" She 'lightly' hit Sam on the back and walked away.
Sam however felt like he got hit by a paddle in the back. Starting to walk towards his seat he knew he wouldn't be laying back anytime soon.
Finally arriving at his seat, rather close to the stage in the 7th row, he saw Miles and Mikaela already siting down. "Hurry up man, their opening soon!" Miles said.
Quickly sitting down, he watched as the a lone blond woman in...overalls walk on to the stage. "Guys, I just.." Sam was cut off by a mans voice on the speaker "As you read in the pamphlets provided, our host tonight is unable to speak English so a translator we be speaking her lines for her."
The woman adjusted her headset and looked out into the audience. "'Welcome everyone, my name is Naruko Uzumaki and I'd like to welcome you all to the first grand showing of my newest creation and her first time performing. Please welcome,'" she turned around as if looking for someone. Pointing her mic away from her, she looked at one of the stage hands. He shrugged at her as confused as she was. Bringing her mic back towards her she said "'I'll be right back.'" She walked towards the back-stage quickly disappearing. People started to whisper to each other about was going on.
She came back out as quickly as she left "'Sorry about that folks, her lucky headset was missing and she was too afraid to come on without it. I hope you all enjoy her first performance in the physical world, please welcome Japan's most popular cyber idol!" she walked off the stage, only to be replaced by a much younger girl in a grey jacket and black skirt. She had the strangest colored hair, but that wasn't what the oddest thing about her, she seemed...off like she wasn't actually human.
Miles grabbed Sam's shirt before shaking him back and forth. "S..Sammy its...its Haaaaa..." he tried to say but to excited to speak.
The girl looked at the band behind her with and got the thumbs up from the band.
"Haaat...Hatsssuuu..."
They watched her take a deep breath, getting ready to sing.
"IT'S HATSUNE MIKU!"
"Sekai de ichiban ohimesama sou iu atsukai kokoroete..."
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Timeskip 1 week, back at base
"I must retract my previous statement, the amount of money generated from one day of the tour does indeed cover all expenses used to create the droid and the fuel used to transport." Soundwave stated within Naru's workshop.
Naruko was in her room with the door open connected to the workshop, packing her things in her orange suitcase. "Told ya, you owe me another five percent of the profits now!" she yelled as she finished packing her things to go see her grandmother.
"I must inquire how you came up with this idea however?" Soundwave asked, transforming into his jet mode.
"Wavy, a week ago I watched a Decepticon do Gangam style in my workshop, I went for it." she said climbing into his cockpit as a robotic arm grabbed her luggage.
A hidden panel in the wall of the bay opened showing a runway, a emergency way in if a Con was deeply injured.
"The one thing I still don't believe was you agreeing to all this. That and how well you played your part in front of everyone." Naruko said, buckling herself in.
"Arigato!" said a young female voice as the engines started.
END
I'm so sorry for the wait everyone. School is kicking my ass HARD, the sheer amount of work they give you plus multiple test nearly every week is exhausting! I haven't even written anything in months!
I finally had some time today to make this since one of my classes got cancelled.
Hope you enjoyed it!
