Stake Out

In the city of Gotham,on top of an old warehouse,Batman and Wonder Woman were standing looking for any signs of far they stopped a bank robbery,a slow day for the dark Woman was geting bored,she then turned her head and seen couples walking down near the gave her a memory of the time she was turned into a she rembered about the conversations in the Hall of Women and about a conversation with Samus after they left.

"So Samus do you really like the Master Chief?"asked to

"Why do you...never mind that I know why.I'm going tell you if answer this question."

"Sure."

"Do you think that Bruce might..."samus stopped in a scared and awkward tone"I don't know...gay?"

"Hold on! I doubt that he would be gay, just look at all women he has been love with!"she said in fury.

" it easy I'm just are some people who have been married and are gay."

"Oh ya name one."but then remembered this trick where Samus was going to make fun of this person.

"Tom Cruise."Samus said with a big laughing grin on her face.

"By Hera."Diana said irritated by walking in that old joke"He's not gay."

"Oh come is completely pretending he doesn't want to come out of the closet."Samus said laughing which made Wonder Woman laugh along.

"But for real I don't think Batman is gay and I'm gonna make sure if he's not as soon as possible."

"Won't be easy."

"He never is when I talk about relationships around him,but I am not taking 'no' for answer from him."

"Alright then."Then they came to Samus's spaceship "Well I'm heading this way,bye."

After that flashback passed Wonder Woman started getting a build up of energy to ask a very important question to batman and make him go out with her."Hey Bruce."

Batman was a little slow at the response because he was deep in his thoughts,he still faced the opposite way."What is it Wonder Woman?"

"Bruce...are...are you gay?"

"What?!Of course not!Why in the hell would y..."He was interrupted by Wonder Woman grabbing him and turning him around with a serious face.

"Fine then you are taking me on a date where we will go dancing,go eat at a fancy restaurant,and fin you're going to take away my virginity away by making sweet and tender love to me!"

Batman then said in a cool and calm sounding voice"Listen Diana we both can't beca...ah!"Wonder woman cut him off by grabbing him by the testicles.

"I am tired of hearing that lame logic of yours!So you are going to do all those things or else I will break both these..."she then grabbed him a little making him give out a little yelp of pain"and you with the flick of my wrist!"

Batman scared and shock at easy it was to crush is double neon delycoprit cup gaurd[side note: the plastic is fake don't get mad].

"O.k I will."batman said in a pain filled let go of him and smiled.

Kiss Him

At the Manhattan chemical research center,Samus in her zero suit,sat in a chair inside a computer room with the Master Chief,who was cleaning his DMR assault were put here by their fellow heroes because it was said that there was going to be a bombing by eco-nut jobs,which they would have left by now,but due to that were not to leave until 7 A.M.

Samus and him talked a little,sometimes about other heroes and their the whole time Samus was thinking about if her and the Chief if they could be a 'thing'.She then started having full debate about this in her mind as if she talking to the heroines.'He wouldn't care for a relationship for anyone.'one voice in her head said But he is smart,brave,sexy,strong,doesn't complain,sexy,awesome,and did I said that he's damn right sexy!'Another said.'But he many imperfections.' 'Oh ya like?' 'Like him just only been seen in his armor he could spot on ugly.' 'Whoa that was harsh.' 'Has a trouble with socializing.' 'So what else?' 'Are adventures he...um...he would help and keep me safe.'

'See there is little things wrong with maybe I give him a kiss.' 'No give him a sock in the gut I bet he's just messing with me I mean look at him.'Samus then glanced at the Master Chief still cleaning his guns.'Oh just give him a kiss or two or three or twelve.' 'No punch him.'

Without warning Samus punched the Chief with the butt of her Chief was not harmed by this,due to his titanium armor,but it did make confused and a bit mad.

"What the heck was that..."he stopped because Samus lunged at him so fast and without warning, he didn't react in time."Samus what the sam hell are you do..."he was then cut off by Samus kissing his helmet repeatedly"Samus!Stop I don't w..."

She force all her might to had a cherry red face. "Shut up!You are going to be mine if you like or not!So now you're going to take me places or else I'll blast you into a quazar!"

"Like Hell you will,you damn hussie!"An angry,but familiar female voice shouted out."You get off of him now!"Samus did with a stern face."Jhon plug me into the USB pedestal!"As shocked and scared of what just happened,Chief as fast as he could plugged her in the pedestal.

A holo-graphic image of Cortana then ,looking at her,said"What is it you want, me and him were busy."

"Ya busy trying t steal my man!"

"Your man?What makes you think you he doesn't like me and not you?"

"Well I don't just threatened him to take me places and I'm more intelligent than you."

"Well I just 'asked him out' and I'm not a computer!"

"Oh you bastard!"

The Chief stood there listening to the thought to himself'the fuk just just happened,I better get out before shit gets more tense.'While the two ladies yelled at each other he sneaked out the building and ran as fast as he could.

"Chief tell this blue bitch who you really like."

"Ya John tell that bitch in blue who you..."They both soon realize that he left"like."

Both Samus and Cortana at the same time said"Well there goes my man."And then both looked at each other with one eyebrow raised up.