Disclaimmer: the stuff, yada, yada, yada

(Note: I skip scenes sometimes between chapters)

Chapter 2: Declaring War and going into Battle

"Yosha! We made it!" Raven said, she and her friends were hiding behind the wall.

"Then what will become of this bird?" Taka asked, Luna looked around the corner and saw Loki heavily chained. "Heabsaloutely doesn't want to live."

Luna had a dark look on her face and she snorted and switched to beast point, she attempted to jump the wall, but Dusk held her back. "He's my bird!"

"We'll get him later, just focus on Robin..."

"Sogeking."

"Yes?"

"Burn that damn flag."

"With pleasure." Usopp said, he took out the Kabuto and pointed it at the flag. "Behold, my weapon's powers!...Hissatsu Firebird Star!"

The flag burst in flames. Raven smiled while Dawn merely rolled a dice in her hand. Luna struggled against Dusk's grip.

"Have you lost your mind?! Don't you people dare think you'll be able to survive with the world as your enemy!" Spandam said.

"THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE"RE ASKING FOR!!" Luffy yelled.

"I love this scene." Luna said. "But I want my bird back."

"We still haven't heard you yet!" Luffy said. "Say that you wanna live!"

Long pause.

"I WANT TO LIVE!" Robin cried. "TAKE ME OUT TO SEA!"

"Loki, you say it too!" Luna said, she came out from behind. "Say you want to go live on!"

"SQUAWK!" Loki...well, squawked.

"You two have totally messed up ths scene." Dusk said, sweatdropping.

"SQUAWK!"

"He's chained to some seastone handcuffs, baka!" Dusk explained. "They only removed Loki's ability to speak human."

"Ooops."

"CP9, Devil Hunters, I give you order to kil the Straw Hats and Franky!" Spandam ordered, they all noded. "Lucci, you come with me and Robin."

(Ground)

"Bak, baka, baka, baka!" Dusk said to Luna as she slapped her head. "You ruined the dramatics!"

"Not my fault he squawks now." Luna said as they all went into the judicial tower. Fukuro appeared. "Eep! Freaky dude with the zipper for his mouth!"

"Chapapa, don't insult me." Fukuro said. "Each of us have the key to Nico Robin's handkuffs. Only one works."

He disappeared. Then Maca appeared. "I'll give you a hint, okami. Me and my nakama have the key to your precious bird's chains. Only one works, free him, and we'll send you back to your wold unharmed."

"Is this a game?" Zoro said. "We don't have time for this crap."

"Actually, it is." and with that, Maca went away.

"Oh, my god." Dawn said.

"I'd say we split up." Luffy said.

"For once you're right." Sanji said. "We each go after the CP9 and retrieve the keys. You four girls handle the Devil Hunters."

"Sure." Dusk said. "I caught the key's scent before she left."

"I did too." Luna said. "We'll fallow our noses."

"Be careful." Sanji said. "Luna-chan."

Luna and Dusk walked away in beast point. When she was out of sight, Luna placed Sanji's glasses on.

Everyone else spread out. Raven saw a door that said,"Animal Tamer."

She opened the door and went in. The large room was filled with caged animals, and heads of animals were mounted on the wall, she nearly flipped out. Taka was at the end, she cracked her whip at a very large lion.

"Fred! Attack the Straw Hat!" Taka yelled as she rode him, cracking her whip again. Raven ran around the room. "If you want the key, fight for it!"

(Meanwhile)

Dawn raced around until she saw a small key on the ground...it was similar to the one Chehero had! She pounced on it...then.

WHAM!

"Baka, baka, baka." Maca said, shaking her head, a cage fell on Dawn. "You're way too simple."

"Let me out!"

"I gave you the key, what more could you want?"

"Freedom?"

"Well, yeah, but I meant...do you need anything?"

"Actually...yep, I'll have a glass of water."

"Here."

"Gee, thanks."

(Somewhere)

Dusk pounced around the rails until she came across a room with an open door. Inside, she a large pool filled with fish. Ahead, she saw a cloaked figure sitting on the ground, fishing.

"Sir, you know where Chehero is?"

No responce.

"Hello?"

Nada.

"Nah, I'm in the wrong room...wait, sniff...(SNIFF!) wait, you're Chehero!" Dusk said, bluntly, pointing at Chehero. The cover flew off and out came a really pissed off Chehero.

"You scared the crappy fish away!" Chehero said. "Gah, I'll fish some more."

"Can I join?"

"Sure."

"Yippy!" Dusk took a pole and both enimies fished.

(Elsewhere)

"I have to be quiet." Usopp whispered as he tip toed to Jyabura. "Careful...careful..."

"Hi Sogeking." Luna said, Usopp ran to the door. "Watcha doin'?"

"Shit! Okami-chan, where did you come from?! Jyabura has the key..." Sogeking said. "And Shiranui, she sleeps on the bridge."

"Oh, thanks." Luna said, she crawled quietly to the bridge and saw the key in Shiranui's hand. She grabbed it and went to Sogeking, then switched to human point. "Got it...where's Loki?"

"With the animal tamer."

"Ah, guess-eep, rooster!" Luna said, pointing at a rooster

"If it calls out, we're dead!" Sogeking said. "Please don't say anything, rooster-sama? Roster-sensei? Rooster-kun?!"

It opened its mouth and said,"Caw..."

"BIRDS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!" the two yelled. "SHIT, WE TALKED!"

"You two came here? Well, might as well finish this." Jyabura said, getting up and taking the key. He drank his sake and threw the bottle on the ground. He punched Usopp and sent him flying at the wall, he got up with blood dripping from his mouth. "And a girl, what are you doing here? You shuoldn't be in a wolf's den."

Jyabura switched to hybrid point. "What fruit is that?!" Usopp said.

"Inu Inu no Mi, Model: Wolf." Jyabura said.

"Luna the Hunter." Shiranui said, she got up from her place and stretched. "I want a rematch..."

"Don't tell me..this was the kid who nearly killed you." Jyabura said. Shiranui nodded. "Ah, and what fruit have you eaten, kid?"

"Inu Inu no Mi, Model: Demon Wolf." Luna said, she saw Usopp get up. "This isn't a fair fight, two against one?"

"As long as the long nosed stands, it's fair." Usopp was on his knees. Suddenly, the ceiling caved in, Kaku, in beast point, and Zoro were falling.

"A wolf? Is this a zoo?!" Zoro said.

The ceiling above the ceiling crumbled, Dawn and Maca landed next to Zoro, the cage cracked open.

"I'm free!" Dawn said. Yet again, ANOTHER! ceiling fell apart, water spilled on the CP9 and Straw Hats while Dusk fell on top on Zoro, Chehero jumped down three floors gracefully. Dusk got up and took out her knives out. Chehero was in lion point.

"I really am at a zoo."

Everyone from the CP9 burst out laughing at Kaku. "What, I just happen to like it!"

"You'll be a cow for the rest of your life!" Shiranui pointed out. "Hahahahahahahahaha!"

"Shiranui is right! I pity the fool!" Jyabura laughed, Maca merely stood there while Chehero was rolling on the ground.

"Stop it, all of you!" Kaku said. "Beheold, my powers had been reborn." He switched to a giraffe that was...square.

KLANG!

"Handcuffs?!" Luna said, looking at her hand, Usopp threw the seastone handcuff at her. "What's up?!"

"I thought that since they're devil fruit users, they'd be weakend with the seastones...but...the giraffe is funny! He's so...squared!" Usopp laughed, Dusk was laughing at Luna. "I missed.

"Ha! You've been cuffed!"

KLANG!

"Again?" Zoro said, looking at his hand to see the handcuffs. "Can you even see them?!"

"I'll go and...find Sanji." Dawn said, she suddenly left.

"Hey!" Maca said, chasing after her. "Don't back out yet!"

"Everyone, stop laughing at me!" Kaku yelled. "Rankyaku."

"Duck!" Luna said, she and Dusk jumped over it while Zoro and Usopp dived low. The whole building was sliced in half after the smoke cleared and to the Straw Hat's luck, Usopp was cuffed to Zoro while Dusk was cuffed to Luna. "Crap!"

"Shit." Dusk said.

Luna tied to bite the handcuff, nothing. "Usually it breaks."