Chapter 2

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It had been a week since Lee Christmas and Barney Ross ran into the one and only CJ. Of course the rest of the crew questioned if they had found someone to buy weapons off, reassuring the crew that they would all be well equipped for their next mission. The part the two of them decided to leave out was the fact that the person making them their weapons was a girl. It would be much more amusing to see the looks on all their faces when she showed up to deliver the order.

Lee couldn't wrap his head around the idea. In all his time of being in his profession he had yet to meet a woman who wasn't some bimbo attached to some big man's arm. Not that he thought a woman couldn't do it; he just wasn't use to it and was very skeptical. In his experience the women he ran into needed saving like that Sandra girl from Vilena that Barney had taken interest in. Although like any Latin woman she had a fire in her, which was probably why she was targeted so much. That and the fact she was the dictators daughter. Now that he thought about it, he wondered what ever happened to her, knowing his friend had developed feelings for her.

Then again his dating life wasn't exactly in order either. It was a beautiful Tuesday afternoon and he was making a visit to Lacy's house. They weren't together. In a way he couldn't bring himself to go back out with her after she had left him. He would never admit it but it hurt that she could have just left him and moved on so quickly with another man after only three months. Still he cared about her and could understand that it might have been difficult not hearing from him for three months. Though he was only keeping his true nature a secret in order to keep her safe. Now that she knew he checked up on her to make sure she was always ok and that that asshole never showed his face around again.

Knocking on her door, he smiled as she greeted him with a hug, "How are you, Lee?"

"Just fine, Lacy," He nodded, observing how nice she looked today, "Just passing through I guess you can say."

Lacy smiled and leaned against the door frame. She never met someone like Lee and no one had ever defended her the way he had. It was foolish of her to throw that relationship away though she was glad he still came around, "Would you like to come in?"

"Ugh, nah, I have to get going to the gym then I'm meeting up with the boys tonight."

"Oh," She replied, looking down at her feet and twiddling her thumb, "Well, then, thank you at least for stopping by. Perhaps one day you can come in?"

Nodding, he smiled weakly while leaning forward to kiss her cheek, "Yea, one day."

As Lee Christmas started his bike and went off, Lacy allowed one single tear to drop down her cheek before going back inside her house. Ross would always tell Lee that Lacy wasn't his type. But, when it came to affairs of the heart, did type ever matter? Sure, he had types when he was younger and went hunting. But, that was petty and he wasn't looking for those one night stands like Tool. All he wanted now was a relationship with Lacy. It would be nice to know he had something to come home to.

The day turned into evening as Barney found himself positioned backwards on a chair, listening to the hum of a tattoo gun run through his ears. Every time he went back to Tool he got another letter added to his tattoo on his back. Tool never understood why the man did this, he had enough tattoos he knew that the process didn't hurt him. Still, he didn't question his friend, rather just did what he did best.

"Well, kid, you're all set." Tool nodded at his work, taking off his glasses, and smoking up his pipe.

Ross stood up, cracking his shoulders back as he took a gander in the mirror, "Looks good, Tool."

"Yea, maybe one day it'll actually be finished."

Barney smirked as he looked over his shoulder, observing Gunnar's snide smirked after his remark. Him and Toll Road were in the middle of playing poker for pennies. It was good to see Gunnar back in shape and actually clean. The two had known each other for a long time and in all honesty it hurt him when he had to cut his large friend out of the group for a while. And even when he had to make the decision to shoot him in order to save Yin Yang, it hurt him, and he was extremely happy to see they could all put it behind them.

"God damn it! You're fucking cheating, Gunnar! I swear!" Toll grunted, throwing his cards down on the table.

Shaking his head, the large Expendable hung his arm over the back of the chair with a smug look on his face, "Nope, pure talent. Learn some skills."

"Stick to card playing."

The two muscular men turned to see Yin Yang and Hale Caesar walked into the hang out area. Even though Yin and Gunnar put their battle behind them. The small man still felt need to stand up for himself, knowing that he was in company with much larger men. They all laughed as Gunnar waved him off and opened up a beer, Tool walking over to open one up as well.

An hour went by as finally Lee Christmas drove his bike in, the gang complete. Ross threw a beer over his way, the get together getting under way. It was always good when they got together, drinking beer, playing cards, and throwing darts. Well, in their cases throwing knives. Tool and Lee never stopped competing against each other even though the sexually active man had retired from on field battle, still claiming he was better.

Half way into a game, they all could hear a car horn beeping, Toll lowering the music down as they all looked at each other, "Now who the hell is that?" Tool asked.

"Whoever it is will be sorry." Gunnar gritted his teeth, reaching into his pocket where he kept a spare gun.

Before everyone was about go into fight mode, Ross stepped in to calm everyone down, "Calm down, it's probably the weapons we ordered."

At this they all seemed to ease, Hale grinning gleefully, "Oooh, baby, there better be something nice in there for me!"

Lee rolled his eyes in amusement, nodding at Tool as he picked up a remote and aimed it towards the garage down. Once pressing the button, the large metal door began to open as bright lights shown in. The lights quickly shut off, not wanting to blind anyone. It was a large Dodge Ram Pickup Truck, obviously old and beat up. The windows were tinted and there was a hood on the trunk so that whatever it was carrying could not be seen.

All the men stood up, waiting as the truck pulled, the door shutting behind. As the engine stopped running, they noticed the door opening. All members except Lee and Ross's jaws dropped as CJ slowly stepped out. She was wearing more than she was that night at the club, though none of that really mattered right now. Her long red hair hung down, her tight abs covered by a black sorest with white stripes, thin straps holding the fabric up. Her cute butt held low rise tight jeans on her hips and the same boots as the last time.

Gunnar could feel sweat beading down his face, my oh my what a woman. Obviously this took all the men by surprised as she greeted Ross with a grin, "Why, hello, sir. Sorry to crash the party."

"Well, if the stuff in that car is good then it's a welcoming sight." Lee commented, folding his arms with a smug smirk.

"And so nice to see you again," She laughed, eying the rest of the crew, "Wow…I feel bad for anyone you guys are fighting. Lots of big men."

Barney chuckled, gesturing to his crew, "CJ, this is Yin Yang, Toll Road, Gunnar Jensen, Hale Caesar, and Tool. Boys, this is CJ. Our weapons distributor."

Stunned, the rest of the crew all looked at each other as Tool swaggered over to the red head, picking her hand up to kiss, "Now, what's a beautiful lady like yourself doing around guns?"

"I enjoy a big firearm," CJ giggled and took her hand away, "Now, if we could get this underway, I'd like to get a move on."

The crazy haired man let out a coo, nudging the veteran as he shook his head. Out of the trunk she grabbed what looked like a huge suitcase, throwing it on a spare table. Unclipping the locks, she flipped open the suitcase to reveal what shined like gold to them. It was a wide variety of weaponry, the huge men flocking over like children to candy that was just broken out of a piñata. CJ just stood off smugly with her arms folded, watching the men all eying the guns satisfied.

She smiled as Hale picked up a Daewoo USAS-12, commenting on how he liked it and was claiming that for his own. She then saw Gunnar pick up the largest machine gun she made, it made sense considering he was the largest one there, "Oh, this is beautiful."

"That's actually my favorite," She grinned while lighting up a cigarette, "That was made with extra care."

The large man smirked over her way as Ross nodded in approval, "Everything looks great here, CJ."

"Well, you know as I said you have 30 days to try everything out so don't worry about paying right now."

Lee looked at all the guns, eying that while there were plenty of the big guns, there were also a lot of small handguns, which would come in handing in quick combat. But, then again blades were always his things so he didn't get as excited about the arrival of guns. CJ then walked over to the English man, taking out a sleeved item out of her pocket. He looked at her before taking the item, grabbing the beautiful handle to take it out of the sleeve, noticing it was a brand new drop-point blade.

She smiled while shrugging, "I didn't get the feeling you liked guns too much."

He nodded, placing the blade back in its sleeve and holding it up to her, "Thank you, CJ, really."

Feeling as though she had accomplished what she had went there for, she saluted Ross off after declining an offer by Hale to stay and play some pool. Biting his lower lip, Gunnar's eyes were glued to her behind as she walked away, turning to his old friend, "You got her number?"

TC Stark: So, thank you for already people reading this story, I wanted to add one more chapter before I slept, so again lemme know how you felt about it! Also on a side note, I know that I labeled this as a Gunnar/OC story and I'm aware Dolph Lundgren is like 52 and CJ is 25. It's a big age difference, don't like it don't read it. Other than that I love open minded fans and again am always open to suggestions!