Ryuuzaki lead everyone out of the boys toilets, Light, Near and Gevanni to the left of him and Matt, Mello and BB to the other side, Linder was still at the apartment, her shift started later in the day.
"Where' is our first lesson?" Light asked checking his pockets for a time table of some sort.
L looked in pain as he limped towards a door on the right of the hall way. "I don't know," He groaned sitting down outside the door.
"I don't know if you've noticed." He grunted "But I'm not one for wearing shoes."
Light chuckled pulling his companion off the floor, "I kind of guessed."
BB grinned, "I can give you a foot massage if you like." His black hole eyes lit up in a disturbing way.
"That's quite all right." L insisted.
Matt found a lost timetable in his blazer pocket, he lifted the goggles from his head and skimmed it, "First hours a free period, then we all have science in the same class."
L nodded as he removed his right shoe giving his tender feet time to breath.
Near tugged at the sleeve of his 'body guard', "Gevanni," He coughed and corrected himself, "Sensei, you should be getting yourself to the science department to set up."
Gevanni, or now known as Sensei bowed and left down the hall.
Light skimmed the hall with his eyes; he noticed the sign above his head 'music room 3'
"This must be the abandoned music room I've heard people talk about." He stated.
L's eyes lightened "Oh excellent, we can stay here for a while and discuss our plan of action."
Ryuuzaki slipped his shoe back on and slowly opened the door. A rush of scarlet and fascia petals danced out leaving every boy in shock.
"Welcome" A choir of handsome looking young men hummed.
Two pumpkin haired boys turned to each other and shot a disapproving look,
"Looks like we have competition kaoru," He turned to glare at BB and L,
"Oh my," A tall, handsome blonde raised from his seat and pranced across the room studying each of the new comers, "It's like you've been sent here to create rivalry with us..." He trailed off speaking nonsense about host clubs.
The pretty French boy lifted a finger as if he'd just had an idea, "I've got an idea!" He called as a twinkle light up in his eye, "Instead of you being our rivalries we'll take you on as new... members of the host club!"
The boy smiled in delight at his own idea.
Mello burst out laughing followed by matt who tumbled on top of him as they both coiled up on the floor clenching their stomachs.
"Host club?" He took a deep, heavy breath, "What the hell is a 'host club?'
The twins looked at each other again and fixed their hands in a shrugging position, "Didn't his royalty just explain that?"
Light and Ryuuzaki exchanged puzzled looks.
The blonde man began to speak again, "Ouran high school host club is a club for wealthy, handsome boys such as us who have too much time on their hands spend their days making the girls of the school who also have too much time on their hands happy..."
Mello pushed himself off the floor and pulled his friend up with his, "So what you're saying is, you snobby rich bastards neglected by your families spend your time making greedy sluts happy?"
The kira investigation group surrounded Mello and placed their hands over his mouth.
L smiled with a sincere look, "I'm sorry, we've only just moved over here as part of an exchange program from the UK, so we're not really used to this sort of thing. I'm Ryuuzaki by the way, and these are my allies."
He stepped away from the hormonal blonde and placed a thumb to his mouth, he pointed to the crisp, auburn haired boy known as Light Yagami, "This here is Akeira,"
His hand moved along to the white haired boy who seemed to be exchanging evil glances with a small blonde Lolita boy stood across, "This is my loyal cousin Near, this is Mello this is Matt and this..." He had trouble pin pointing his mirror with his finger,
"Where's BB?" L turned to get a shock from his younger copy who was stood only millimetres away.
The tall blonde waved his hands in the air in a welcoming gesture, "In that case, I'll introduce you to my allies too."
Everyone towards the back turned to each other and shrugged, had their master just addressed them as 'allies'?
"I am the leader of this here host club my name is Tamaki suoh, also known as 'the princely type'." He grinned seemingly boasting, he approached a young girl, obviously posing as a boy, and squeezed her tight in his arms.
"This is our young apprentice, Haruhi Fujioka," Tamaki released the girl and she gave a sheepish grin towards the opposing boys.
"THIS!" Tamaki announced leaving the other boys mentally face palming their selves "is Kyoya Ootori, you may address him as... 'the cool type'" The black haired boy bowed as his friend swiftly moved on to the pumpkin haired twins.
"These fine young men here are Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, also known as... 'The little devil type." The blonde released his hands from the boys shoulders as he left both of them symmetrically linked arms and produced some roses from up a sleeve somewhere.
The boy approached the little joy filled boy "This is Mitsukuni Haninozuka,"
"Please call me honey-Chan!" He squeaked, squeezing a pink bunny against his chest, "this is Usa-Chan!"
Tamaki ruffled his hand in the boys' hair, "He is 'the Lolita' type." He smiled and turned to the extremely tall boy stood in his path.
"And last but not least, is Takashi Morinozuka, 'the wild type,' please address him as Mori-sempai"
The host club plastered on a cheesy grin.
The 'kira' group stood gawping at the plastic characters.
Tamaki's eyes lit up again.
"I have ANOTHER idea!" He announced spinning as he made his way over to the other boys, was this guy for real?
Mello rested his head on Matts shoulder, "yeah, I've had enough of this" He mumbled turning and making to make his way out of the door.
Light rushed to pull him back.
"Get your hands off my bitch!" Matt called leaving the members of the host club confused and slightly curious; they were raised in proper homes and had never heard this sort of language.
L almost erupt in laughter at Matts statement but managed to keep himself under control by slouching more and sticking his thumb in his mouth.
Matt shoved Light who went toppling over into a podium holding a very expensive looking vase.
Tamaki pounced to save the antique from shattering but alas was too late... SMASH!
The pumpkin haired twins turned to grin at each other. "Did he just...?"
"I think he did!"
Tamaki laid sprawled out on the floor next to Light who gave a worried expression to everyone in the host club.
A devilish grin stretched out across the twins faces... "Brake the 8,000,000,000 yen vase!"
