Grimmy: And you thought I forgot all about this. Well to be honest I completely lost inspiration. As a matter of fact, this chapter originally started off with Ellie waking up early for breakfast. But that just wasn't working for me so I spat out this. Chances are I will be adding yet another chapter to this. Their relationship, not that you can call it that yet, is fun to write and I'd like to see the full potential of where I can go with this. I must note that not all of the future chapters will be part of a challenge. And once again, I'd like to bring up my irregular updating habits. I can honestly say I liked the beginning and I'd like to tack this onto the 83 reasons to have sex challenge by MollyWeasleyObsessed. My reason is I'm bored. It's also still a part of the challenge that originally inspired this fic in the first place. :) So thank you mew. And it looks like I beat my four hour time limit. See chapter one for disclaimer.
He was bored and that seemed like a good enough reason to have sex. It felt good and it passed time so there was no down side. Only... He was still bored. He had this busty girl riding him as if her life depended on it but he still looked bored. Imagine how I felt.
No I wasn't the one riding him. I wasn't busty or blonde. Hell I may have been the exact opposite. With my messy dark hair and thin frame I couldn't ever pass for having curves like her. Not that I was trying. I liked being that girl that guys seldom noticed. It meant less drama in my life and more time for myself.
So I'll bet you're wondering why I'm here while those two are getting it on. You see it started a few nights ago when Sirius Black, the person being ridden, approached me in the Gryffindor common room. And for some reason I went along with his drunken conversation. I suppose that was my good deed for the week but after he claimed that I was his friend he'd kissed me. To say I still wasn't confused about that little act would have been a lie. But after that he'd taken to clinging to me during lunch and dinner. I woke up too early to ever see him at breakfast and took off to the library before too many people arrived.
But on to what happened. Apparently one of those house elves, the ones that clean at night, caught us snogging. If you could call it that. But he reported the incident to McGonagall and she felt the need to give us detention for the next two weekends. And that's where I am now. In detention listening to my 'friend' reproduce with some slag from Ravemclaw. She was a year above us so I didn't know her personally. I just knew that her name was Lucy. At least I think it was. He'd mutter it every now and then.
Why aren't you alerting the authorities? Tell someone!
That had crossed my mind several times but I didn't dare move. Not that I was afraid of either of them but I'm guessing if I got them in trouble I'd be, not only the source of controversy, but gossiped into a threesome. Neither of which are very appealing. At least they had the decency to keep their clothes on. I'd only looked back once when I heard her exaggerated moaning. And they were fully clothed... I made a mental note not to do any hugging or hand touching with the either of them.
I could only wonder why we would be left alone during a detention in the first place. I mean we were in detention for 'snogging' and they leave us in an unlocked, unsupervised situation to write lines. That's excluding the fact that Sirius was quite possibly one of the most notorious detention snatchers in the history of Hogwarts. He'd even managed to obtain a second wand after ours were taken up.
More moaning. I felt sick and skittish. Time was moving entirely too slow and the girl had moved on to talking about all the things she liked about him. Her voice was high pitched and to be honest I liked her better when they were fucking. Eventually everything she said began to blend into a dull squeaky noise. If I didn't find something else to do my eyes would start to bleed.
"Could you please shut the hell up."
Okay so maybe that was a little mean but she was really baby blue eyes widened and she huffed angrily as she climbed off of Sirius' lap, almost kneeing him in the face when she swung her leg over his head. If my head hadn't begun to throb so painfully I would have laughed. Lucy stomped out of the room and only when I heard the door slam shut did I put my head down.
"If you were jealous Ellie I would have sent her away myself."
You know, being stalked, I suppose I can call it that, by a guy for a few days means you get to know his expressions and tones rather personally. So just by the sound of his voice I could tell that he was pouting and completely serious about what he'd just said. At that point I didn't even feel like turning back to glare at him. I settled for raising a single finger, middle obviously, before folding my arms again in a makeshift pillow.
"Oh, well thats not very nice. I was trying to be polite."
"Sirius..." Even though I was muttering I knew he'd hear ever word I said. Maybe it was a genetics thing or something but he had really good hearing. "Fucking some girl while I'm in the room is not polite. What's even worse is accusing me of all people of being jealous."
There was a long pause and I hoped that he would pull out some spare parchment and finish his lines. Not that I really cared. He was just becoming annoying too. That could be credited to the migraine as I've always been a rather patient person.
"Well it's settled. You can't say naughty words like that anymore."
"Err, what?"
"Brings too much attention to you and I wouldn't want to catch you being forced into a broom closet."
And the sad thing about this is I completely understood what he was implying. And once again I was reminded of my kid brother. It was almost creepy. I decided to lift my head, look back at him and roll my eyes. "For starters I couldn't possibly manage to catch someone's attention long enough to give them the opportunity to actually say fuck. If you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly appealing to the fairer sex."
"But you're appealing to me."
I could feel him practically breathing on my neck. He was entirely too close and instinct kicked in. I punched him hard and from the 'oomf' that followed I was pretty sure that I'd hit him in the stomach. Oops...
"Erm, sorry," I muttered, attempting to look away from him.
"S-s'okay." He'd just barely managed to wheeze that out as he sat down next to me. "What about your lesbian fans?"
He'd said fans but I knew exactly who he was talking about. She was a fifth year and in Slytherin. Garnette Verinity. I think she looked at me as something like a big sister because she'd often come to me for advice about the oddest things. I'd suspected her of having some sort of secret relationship with. Well with the younger brother of the person I was talking to. She'd shoot him these leery looks and he'd return them when he thought no one was looking. But this was only in the great hall. I had no clue how they acted in class. My suspicions were confirmed by none other than Sirius himself.
"Just because she's one of the few girls that doesn't fawn over you doesn't mean she's a lesbian."
"Anyone who'd rather shag that little-" The rest of what he said was lost. Even I couldn't decipher his grumbling, not that I really wanted to. It was more than likely something that would make me scold him again.
I huffed. "Don't be so jealous. It's not your brother's fault that he's so cute."
He false gaged and rolled his eyes so far back in his head that I could only see the whites. I almost gaged myself. I hated when people did that. "You'd go for a guy like that?" he asked as he rested his head in his hand.
The way he looked at me, dark eyes wide and sad, left me unsettled for days to come. "You look just like him?"
"I mean a Slytherin. A bad guy." The way he said it made it sound so obvious. But at the same time it made me feel like defending his brother. Not that I believed in that there's some good in everyone bullshit. I did think he was misunderstood.
"If I love him and he treated me decent I would."
"Any guy?"
"What's wrong? Jealous?"
"Absolutely. But you know, love is the slowest form of suicide."
Once again Sirius Black left me feeling confused and rather stunned.
Grimmy: YES! I know this was complete and utter shit out the ass. Don't beat me for it. And to think it took me so long to update. Feel free to send me angry reviews about how you wish to slit my throat. I don't blame you.
