FRIENDS: The One With The Announcement

Flashback on the last episode: Rachel and Ross are planning to go on a second honeymoon; Monica and Chandler's kid, Jack, is seemed to be smart enough for the gifted program in school. Ashley, another kid of theirs is thought to have dyslexia; Phoebe is now with Joey, after having one kid with Mike, and getting a divorce. Now Phoebe found out she is having triplets! And that's what happened on FRIENDS!

SCENE ONE- Long Island Beaumont Hotel

Ross- Rach, I'm so glad we could come here! I haven't had such a fun time with you since before Emma was born!

Rachel- Yeah, it's about time we left that bar! Want to go to the bedroom?

Ross-To the bedroom we go!

Rachel- Okay! Can you bring me a condom?

Ross- I still don't trust that company, but okay. You are on birth control, right?

Rachel- Of course I am.

* They go undercover*

SCENE TWO- Phoebe and Joey's House with Family

Phoebe- (to family & friends) as you know, we are pregnant.

Mrs. Tribbiani- I am so proud of you, my little Dina.

Joey- MOM! I'm Joey!

Mrs. Tribbiani- Yes, yes you are.

Monica- and we are so happy for you!

Phoebe- Well, we went to the doctor a couple of weeks ago.

Angela- Mommy, is the baby okay?

Phoebe- Yes, they are, my little Angel.

Frank Jr.- So why'd you call us here?

Frank Jr. Jr.- This is a waste. Let's blow it off.

Joey- Come' on, little Frankie! We have important news.

Frank Jr. Jr.- Okay, Uncle Joey. I am sorry.

Chandler- so what is the news?

Phoebe- Okay, on the count of three…. 1…2…3…

Phoebe & Joey- we're having triplets!

Frank Jr.- you aren't giving them to us again, right?

Alice- No, honey, they're not.

Leslie & Chandler- Yay, Aunt Phoebe!

Dina- Good job, big bro!

Chandler- Oh my gosh! Phoebe! I'm so excited for you!

Angela- Yay, mommy! I get to have sisters AND brothers.

Joey- actually, sandwich, you get one sister, and two brothers.

Dina- Sandwich?

Phoebe- Joey likes sandwiches better than cupcakes, cookies or sweets, so he calls her sandwich. She likes it.

Angela- Yup!

Dina- I have to go, to pick up Jesselyn from day care.

Joey- Bye, sis!

Alice- Actually, I have to go drop Leslie off at soccer, and Frank Jr. Jr. at football. Then, Chandler has ballet later.

Chandler- I've heard that one before

Chandler (kid)- Uncle Chandler, I don't think you did! Did you have to wear a purple sparkly tutu like me?

Chandler- Actually, I don't like to talk about the leotard my dad made me wear.

Monica- Chandler, stop (bumps into Chandler)

Alice- Bye, everybody.

Monica-Well, we need to pick up the kids from my parents' house, and then Erica and Sarah are having a sleepover with their friends. Jack has his gifted test today, and Ashley is being tested for dyslexia.

Chandler- Wish us luck!

Joey-Good luck. Hope everything turns out fine. (Leaves the house)

Phoebe- well, now it's just you, Angel and me.

Angela- Mommy? When is daddy picking me up?

Joey- any second now, right Pheebs?

Phoebe- Exactly.

Angela- Okay, Uncle Joey, can you help me pack?

Joey- it would be my honor. (Leaves with Angela)

Mike- (knocks on the door) Hello?

Joey- Coming! (Opens the door) Hello, Mike.

Mike- Hi, Joey. Can I come in?

Joey- Yeah, Angela is in her room, I was just helping her pack. Pheebs is in the living room.

Mike- Okay (walks towards Phoebe) Hi. How are you?

Phoebe- Okay, pregnant, you?

Mike- Okay, listen, I need to talk to you about something

Phoebe- I need to talk to you too.

Mike- me, first. Listen, you know that girl Mona, who I've been dating?

Phoebe- Yeah, she's really nice.

Mike- I'm going to propose. (Phoebe gasps) I really love her; I just don't know how to tell Angela. How did you tell her when you got married?

Phoebe- Well, I told her that she's known Uncle Joey since she was born, and I really like him, and he asked me to marry him. But Joey and me have discussed it before, and made sure Angel was okay with it. So, I asked her before he proposed and she said that she's okay with it. You should ask her if she is okay with it, too.

Mike- Okay, I'll go in there now.

Phoebe- Wait, but first, I need to tell you something

* long pause*

Phoebe- Joey and me are having triplets.

Mike- (jaw drops) so like, three babies, coming out, of you?

Phoebe- I've done it before.

Mike- Congrats, I'm going to go ask Angela. (Leaves to Angela's room)

Angela- Hi, daddy! (Hugs him)

Mike- Hi, honey. I need to ask you something. You remember Mona, right?

Angela- Yeah, she was mean.

Mike- Really?

Angela- Ha-ha! I tricked you! April fools!

Mike- It's March 27th, though.

Angela- Yeah, only 6 days.

Mike- I think it's 5

Angela- Oh, okay.

Mike- So, I love Mona very much. Would it be okay if I asked her to marry me?

Angela- What? (starts to cry)

Mike- Oh, I'm sorry, honey. If you really don't want me to, I won't marry her.

Angela- (looks up) HAHA! I'm going to be such a good actress someday! Daddy, I'm happy for you. You have my blessing.

Mike- Thanks. Wait, how do you know to say that?

Angela- I watch Days of Our Lives with Uncle Joey, because he used to be in it.

Mike- Okay, well come in my car, lets go to my apartment.

Angela- Bye Mommy and Uncle Joey! Oh, and babies!

(Angela and Mike leave)

SCENE THREE- Bing House

*Monica is pacing on the floor*

Chandler- when the doctor calls, they call. At least you know that either way, she's still the same person.

Monica- Yeah, I guess.

Jack- Mom, can Daniel come over?

Sarah & Ashley-And Leah?

Erica- how can you forget about Emma?

Monica- I'll have to call Aunt Rachel.

Erica- I'm on it.

SCENE FOUR- Rachel and Ross's hotel

Rachel- (picks up the phone) Oh, hey Erica. Now's not really a good time

* stares at Ross and smiles. Then gets up and puts clothes on*

Erica- we were wondering if Danny, Emma and Leah could come over?

Rachel- Well, they are at Grammy and Grampy Geller's house, but you can go and ask them to come home with you guys. I'm fine with that.

Erica- Okay, I'll call you if they come over.

Rachel- (Hangs up the phone) It was just Erica asking if the kids could sleepover. Gimme s'more.

CLOSING SCENE- Central Perk

Rachel- Hey guys! We're back from our trip.

Monica- how was it?

Rachel- Good!

Leah- Hi, mommy!

Rachel- Hey, honey. Did you have a fun weekend?

Emma- Yes, we did.

Daniel- Jack and me made a model of a t-rex.

Ross- Aw, I love you, my boy!

Emma- Leah, Sarah, Ash, and Me made a song. Angela joined in and helped us too.

Phoebe- lets here it!

(To the tune of smelly cat)

Funny Kids, Funny Kids

Why are we so cool?

Funny Kids, Funny Kids

We're so cool we make you drool

Sarah- we aren't professionals.

(Everyone Laughs)