Don't own HM.
"Miley? What's the job?" Oliver says, looking at her straight in the eye.
"Good thing it isn't a painting job."
"Why not? I'm a wonderful painter." He replies.
"He needs a dish washing job."
"Why?" He asks
"Because…take this mirror, but don't scream even though it'll crack."
"What? What do you…?"
"Just take the dang compact!!!" Miley yells.
He takes the compact from Lilly.
"Oh my gosh…." Oliver says, "My beautiful face!"
"That's a lie…" Lilly replies
"I'll tell you two tomorrow…I promise."
"You promise?"
"Pinky."
"Swear?"
"On my tombstone…"
Alright, let's go Van Gogh…" Lilly says, "Hey that rhymes…"
"You know what rhymes with "Roll the ten-sided die?"
"What?"
"Buh-bye!" Miley says, slamming the door shut. "Oh, I love me…"
Later that night, Miley calls Oliver.
"H-Hello?" A shaky voice says behind the other line.
"Hello? Oliver, that you?"
"Y-Yeah. W-Who's this?"
"Miley, AND STOP STUTTERING!"
"You're right. Is Lilly there?"
Miley chuckles. 'This should get him good.'
"So you want to speak to her?"
"NO!"
"Ok, I'll go get her!!"
Oliver starts to hyperventilate.
"Calm down Oliver. I was only joking, gosh." Miley said,
"Ha ha, very funny, Miley."
"Yeah, for me."
"Whatever. Why'd you call…?"
"To make sure that you show up tomorrow for the…sushi…job."
"Ok…"
………………………………………………………
Next morning, Oliver and Lilly showed up.
"Hey." Miley says, smiling at the two.
"Let's get a move on!" Jackson said, honking the horn.
The three make their way to the car. Later, the three enter the back room.
"Oh…my…goodness…" Oliver said, mouth wide open.
"What is it?" Lilly asked him
"We're actually touching the sushi?" Oliver asked
"Well, duh!"
"No, but I thought we'd have to work machines that do it for us…"
"Wow, we really doubted how smart you really are…"
"Guys, you should've known that I'm allergic to sushi. ANY KIND!"
"Oops…" Lilly gets out.
"Lilly, what'd you do?"
"Nothing," She replies, "I sorta, kinda, forgot to tell you that."
"WHAT?!"
"Yeah, my skin gets really red and blotchy, and I sometimes pass out. It runs through the family…"
"Just great…"
"W-well maybe Oliver's disease won't kick in, and maybe it'll leave him alone…"
"No comment…" Miley replies…
They all start to put the sushi on the trays.
'These are super sticky…..I wonder….' Lilly thinks.
She throws them at the wall beside Miley, but misses. Lilly gasps, as does Miley. Oliver looks over to Miley and chuckles.
"I'm not getting that." Oliver says. Lilly laughs along with him.
"No seriously, I 'm not getting that, I'm allergic…"
"I know you did not just hit me with dead fish…"
"No, Miley, I hit you with…"
SPLAT!!! Miley laughs, dancing in circles. The sushi slithers down Lilly's face.
"…sushi…" Lilly concludes
"For the last stinking time, IT'S ALSO CALLED DEAD FISH!" Miley exclaims
"NOT AS DEAD AS YOU'LL BE IN A FEW SECONDS!!!!!!!"
"Wait!" Oliver intrudes, "We should settle this nicely…"
"Sorry Oliver, we don't have a Betty Crocker oven and tea set!!" Said Lilly sarcastically. She then smothers sushi all over his face.
"I have……….a condition….." Oliver says
Whilst Lilly is laughing, Oliver grabs a pie out of the pantry and hits Lilly with it.
"Naïve Lilly, you forget that this restaurant is Tomoko's sushi hut AND BAKERY SHOP!"
Oliver goes behind Lilly, grabbing her arms, making her slap herself.
"Miley, do something!"
"Ok! THIS!"
Miley sprays Lilly with two cans of whipped cream in each hand. Lilly screams, and Oliver laughs, his face turning a hot reddish color.
"AHA! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW, TRUSCOTT? HUH?! HUH?!" Miley yells
Oliver lets go, and Lilly charges for Miley, tackling her. The roll around on the floor, yelling. Miley stops, looking around.
"Oh man, we destroyed this place! I feel so bad."
"Too bad for you, because I don't feel guilt. It's the only feeling I don't possess."
Miley gives her a look.
"Ok, fine. I'm guilty…"
"This is the worst job I've ever had…" Oliver said
"This is the only job you've ever had!" Lilly replies
"True." Oliver replies
"We are so fired…." Lilly exclaims, sighing.
"Ya think??" Miley said
End Of Chapter Two. Hope you enjoyed it!
