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A/N- Next chapter! This has a lot of swearing and introduces the crap count. You'll see what I mean…

Chapter Two.

Crap.

Crap is my favourite word. My second favourite word is piss. But crap is better. Crap is craptastic. I can do a very good crap dance. My piss dance, however, is crap.

CRAP!!

Crap is good for throwing. Especially at people I HATE! People I HATE piss me off. ( I like the word piss.) shit is a close relative to crap. Therefore I also like shit. But shit belongs in a toilet with piss' close relative piddle.

My pretty shiny pen ran out. Now I HATE my pretty shiny pen. DIE PEN! My pretty shiny pen isn't shiny anymore. It is covered in crap. Shit joined in too.

I hate Butlers cat. Now his cat is craptastic. YAY!

Butler doesn't look very happy.

He looks kind of crappy…

OH CRAP!!

Gotta run!

Crap ya later!

Crap Count- 14!

Please don't tell my mum I wrote this. ( Cowers in fear.)