Well, people seemed to like this, so here's Samantha Carters! Sorry if its not as good as you all hoped it would be.
Major Samantha Carter yawned as she stretched her arms you and leaned back in her chair, taking a quick break from her memo. She looked around her office at the many gadgets and pictures he had o her shelves and walls. Her eyes caught one fo her father and her after her graduation from college.
College tuition: $60,000
She smiled at the find memory. Then she turned back to her laptop. It sued to look brand-spankin' new, but after all it had been through (namely the control room on Dakara) it was so scratched and bruised, it looked like it had been through a hurricane.
DELL Pentium laptop that can interface with…just about everything: $30,000
She sighed again as she looked over her laptop to the wall across from her, adorned with pictures of science fairs (which she always won), pictures from the team;s fishing trips (as usual, they never caught anything), and her with various alien allies.
Blueprints for naquadah-enhanced technology: $5,000
She was about to resume typing her memo when…
Zhwoooommm…
The power went out. She sat in complete darkness. She blinked. What could possibly-
Then she heard a voice calling her from outside.
"Um, Carter? I think McKay broke the coffee machine again…"
"I DID NOT! I CAN FIX IT!"
"Uh huh. CARTER!!!!"
She smiled, partially in relief that they weren't under attack.
She stood up and advanced toward the door, smiling widely. If there was one thing about this job that she loved…
Being able to be there for everyone else in case McKay screw up again…
"Coming Sir!!"
…It was sticking her own womanly genius in the face of the most stuck-up member of the beings with a Y chromosome.
Priceless.
And as she shut her door, a dartboard on its back with McKay's mug plastered on it swung silently, surveying the previously occupied office.
So there you go! Next time, Daniel Jackson!
