I don't own Glee or *sigh* Puck, but I do LUST for Mark Salling. This is rated M for mature audiences only. Thanks for the story alerts!
Puck and Rachel were on her bed making out. Rachel climbed up onto his lap with a leg around either of his. Puck stopped her. That's when she knew something was wrong. Puck NEVER stopped her.
"Rachel, how far did you and Finn get?" he asked her.
"What?" she asked, clearly confused. "What are you TALKING about?"
"When you and Finn were dating, how far did the two of you go?" he asked her. This was serious. Not only did he stop her from making out with him, he was LISTENING for the answer to a question he asked her. Rachel was nobody's fool. She knew that he normally just asked her questions and completely tuned out the answers. This time, however, he was waiting for the answer.
"You are seriously asking me about Finn? NOW?" she asked, him- a little irritatedly.
"Well, yeah. I mean we're together, and you know how far I've gone, and stuff." He tried to defend his question.
"Noah, the whole school knows how far you've gone with nearly every attractive female. You've never exactly hidden what you've done, and you usually bragged about it… and-"
He cut her off. "No, that's not true. I never bragged. Usually THEY did the bragging." He said with a cocky grin.
"I can't believe you just said that to me!" Rachel raised her voice in return.
"Rach, I'm not trying to fight with you. I just think it's important for the two of us if as our relationship progresses, I know exactly what you've done with Finn. It's only responsible to tell your current partner. Aren't you aware of sexually responsible behavior?"
She almost fell for it. He knew how important this topic was to her. BUT, something was not right. He was focusing on Finn too much and never mentioned Jesse or wondered if there was someone else. PLUS, it just wasn't the Puck she knew. He didn't care about the past at all, and was always trying to get her to stay in the here and now and not worry about what had already passed or was going to pass. He did not worry about the past. So why was he worried about her relationship with Finn, a relationship that had ended months ago? She and Finn had dated, and parted as friends. She thought of Finn as nothing more than a brother although last year she had been completely, hopelessly in love with him.
"Finn and I did not have sexual intercourse." She said to pacify him.
"I know THAT. But what did you do? What stuff?" he inquired.
"Noah, that is simply not your business. While I appreciate your efforts to behave in sexually responsible behaviors and require the past sexually history of all potential sexual partners, and-"
He cut her off again. "No, babe. That was way too many 'sexuals' in a short (for you) speech. I only heard those words. What sexual activity did you and Finn do together? Did you see his equipment?"
"Noah, that is none of your business!" Her voice raised another octave. What was the matter with him? He was acting obsessed about this whole thing. It was ridiculous! Why was he suddenly worried about her experience? Was he unhappy with what she was doing with him? Or, more importantly, was he unhappy with what she wasn't doing with him?
Her voice got even louder. "Are you unhappy with our level of activity? I am not ready for more right now, and I don't want you to pressure me for-"
"Babe, it's not like that. I was just wondering…" He leaned down to kiss her again, but Rachel was not interested. They spent the rest of the evening doing FUCKING homework. So now, he missed out on making out with his superhot girlfriend AND he still didn't know if his girlfriend had seen Finn's ALLEGED huge dick. He ran his fingers through his hawk, frustrated. He did it again, because he was REALLY frustrated.
What if Rachel knew that Finn was huge, and would think he was "small"? Or even "average"? Puck was not average. Nothing about Puck was average, but what if Rachel was too inexperienced to know it?
