Title: Because of Saint Valentine's.

Author: Lehrohon

Next upload: Two weeks (hopefully)

Pairing: SasukeXNaruto

Genre: Romance/Comedy

Rated: T for Language.

Warnings: Bad language, possible murder of grammer, rabid fan girls, and two hot guys put into awkward situations... together...

Disclaimer: I may not own Naruto but I do own my birthday cake! So... Awahaha! And apparently I share my birthday with Iruka! Yay!


Naruto woke up to incessant pounding on his window.

"Go 'way, I'm asleep." The blonde called groggily as he covered his head with a pillow.

The pounding continued and he groaned, realizing that it wouldn't stop unless he somehow responded. The boy rolled onto his back, and lay sprawled on his bed, his eyes still closed. He pondered for a moment whether or not to go to the window, and decided against it.

"Whatever you're selling, I don't want it!" he called out, obviously not realizing that, while door-to-door salesmen are annoying, they do not try to convince you to buy their product from a second story window.

"I'm not selling anything, dobe!" Came the irritated reply "Let me in or I'll break your window."

The blonde shot up and whipped the pillow off his face. He looked towards the window where his raven-haired teammate was squatting, looking in at him.

"Sasuke?" Naruto said with wide eyes.

"No. I'm the tooth fairy!" The sarcasm dripped from each word.

"No you're not." The half-asleep boy replied.

The raven rolled his eyes. "Let. Me. In."

The blonde opened the window and Sasuke jumped onto the floor. He glanced around the room disdainfully then asked. "Have you ever cleaned?"

"Shut up! You can leave if it's not to your liking. I didn't ask for you to be here." Naruto said hotly. "I don't even know why you're here, but I'm sure one of your million fan girls would be happy to have you at their house!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "That one on my bed probably wou-"

"WHAT?" Naruto screamed, interrupting him. "YOU SLEPT WITH YOUR FAN GIRL?"

Sasuke leapt at the blonde and covered his mouth. "Shut up. Don't jump to conclusions. I did not sleep with her. She mailed herself to me."

Naruto yanked the offending Uchiha hand away and let his jaw drop. "Somebody mailed themselves to you?"

"Yes. Which is why I'm here. There's a horde of wild fan girls camping outside my house, waiting to catch a glimpse of me. I couldn't even have a shower." Naruto raised an eyebrow skeptically. Sasuke sighed. "They're watching me from my windows. The only way I could escape was by using a shadow clone to distract them."

"Then how did you get changed?"

"In my closet." Sasuke stated, shooting the blonde a look.

Naruto laughed. "You changed in your closet!"

"Your ability to be amused by the simplest thing never ceases to amaze me." He rolled his eyes. "Anyway, that's why I'm here. I need a place to stay for at least today, until my fan girls leave."

"Okay," Naruto said suspiciously "Why'd you come here then? Why didn't you go to Kakashi's place?"

Sasuke sighed and leaned against the wall. "Because dobe, everyone would expect me to go there. They'll swarm his house a couple minutes after they realize I'm gone." 'Not to mention this is all his fault.' "I came here because this is where no one will expect me to be. The only risk is if someone comes by." He raised a questioning eyebrow in Naruto's direction.

The blonde smiled and waved it off. "Don't worry about that! No one ever comes on Valentines Day. They're all busy. Even Iruka." He paused for a second, trying to recall what exactly his former teacher was doing. "He said something about a surprise for someone special." He stopped again. "Who do you think the 'someone special' is, Sasuke?"

'Kakashi, probably.' Sasuke thought, but decided not to tell the boy.

"I don't know dobe… But you're sure no one will come?"

Ding. Dong.

Sasuke raised his eyebrow again.

"Nope. Not anymore." Naruto said, rubbing the back of his head and grinning sheepishly. "Well normally no one does so…"

He turned and walked towards the door.

"Naruto!" Sasuke hissed grabbing his arm and yanking him around. The boy had a slight blush covering his cheeks but the raven ignored it, glaring at him. "Don't tell anyone that I'm here."

"What if I do?" The blonde challenged.

"I'll have to kill you."

"If I don't?"

"I won't kill you."

"You can't kill me, teme!"

Sasuke sighed as the doorbell rung again. 'Whoever's at the door should learn to be patient.' He thought angrily.

"Down in a minute!" Naruto yelled. "What if I don't?" he said to Sasuke quietly.

"If you don't, I'll buy you ramen for a week." Was the reluctant answer.

Naruto's face lit up. "YESSSS!! Ramen!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. Naruto and his one true love- ramen.

Naruto ran down the stairs to the door. Sasuke stood at the top of the stairs, hidden, so that he could hear the conversation.

"What took you so long, Naruto?"

'Sakura?' Sasuke thought. 'Why is she here? She should be with the rest of the girls heading over to Kakashi's house to look for me.'

"Uhhh… I had to… uhh… finish cooking my ramen. What are you doing here?"

"Ummm…" If Sasuke could have seen her, he would have noticed the slight pink that covered her cheeks. "I was wondering if… if… Sasuke was here?"

"Why would that bastard come here? He's got his fan club at his house right?" Before Sakura could respond Naruto eagerly asked "Ne Sakura! Did you like my Valentine?"

"Your Valentine?" Sakura asked the confusion evident in her voice.

"Yeah! I dropped it off at your house last night."

"Oh. Well, I've been busy with Sasuke. Do you know where he could be? I already checked Kakashi's place and I have a box of chocolates to give him. I made them myself!"

"Can I have one?"

"No! They're for Sasuke! Do you know where he could be?" she repeated.

"If you give me a chocolate I'll tell you."

"Really?" Sakura squealed. "Where is he?"

'Naruto. You had better not tell her.' Sasuke thought murderously. 'If you do I'll kill you.'

"First, give me a chocolate."

Sasuke heard the sound of a box opening and someone (presumably Naruto) crumpling paper. He heard chewing sounds and then quiet.

"Yum. These are good Sakura-chan."

"Of course they are. They were made with love for Sasuke-kun! Now where is he?"

"I don't know." Naruto said. "Check Kakashi's place."

"NARUTO!" a loud smack was heard and Sasuke felt the house shake with the impact. "WHY DID YOU EAT MY CHOCOLATE IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS?"

"Aww, Sakura-chan..."

"Naruto! Why?"

"I saw him walk that way a little while ago."

"Okay." There was a pause before she added. "But if he's not there you're in trouble, Naruto." She turned around and ran off, eager to find her Sasuke-kun before some other wild Sasuke-crazed fan girl did.

"She didn't even say happy Valentines Day." Naruto mumbled under his breath.

He closed the door with a soft click and climbed the stairs heavily, rubbing his face as he climbed. When he reached Sasuke he looked up at him, a huge grin plastered on his face, along with a giant black eye. "You owe me ramen, teme."

"Fine." Sasuke said haughtily. "Can I use your shower?"

"Fine. Do what you want. I'm going back to sleep." Naruto replied, as he turned and walked into his bedroom, shutting the door soundly behind him.


Hey again! I am so sorry for taking so long to update (I've got a list of excuses a mile long, but I doubt you want to hear them).

Anyway same deal as before, tell about any mistakes, spelling, grammar, etc. Also reveiws make me want to upload faster so... reveiw! (and stupid flames will be mocked so leave them if you wish to be made fun of!)

Also... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!! Yesterday was my birthday, so everyone who reviews gets a piece of virtual birthday cake!

See ya!

Leh

P.S. Thanks to the three of you who reviewed :D I luv you!