Me: hey*pant* we're back and I finally have Ferb out of my hair literally.

Phineas: so….where is he?

Me: over there on the chair next to Heinz all tied and glued up.

Ferb: you know you're still dead when I get out of this trap.

Me: Which will take you….. Five years.

Phineas: really that long?

Me: don't know guess we'll see. Anyway let's continue with the show let's check up on Perry and Vanessa.

*all of us turned to the monitor in the middle of the stage.*

Screen Perry: this has to be the worst dare I have ever heard.

Screen Vanessa: I know right?

Screen Perry: and now Ferb is jealous of me because I stole the apple of his eyes.

Screen Vanessa: Ferb? Jealous? Apple of his eyes?

Screen Perry: oh yeah he hasn't confessed to you yet. Damn.

Screen Vanessa: so what you're trying to say is that Ferb likes me?

Screen Perry: yeah pretty much.

Screen Vanessa: well then. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz is out! Peace!

Screen Perry: well better get back to the show and plan a funeral when Ferb knows I told her his secret.

*monitor went black*

Me: well that was… intriguing and now I currently have a dare from a guy named leaporadlover1002. The dare was that he wants me to turn into a platypus. And I didn't even know I was a part of it… oh well.

Perry: I wonder what you'll look like as a Platypus.

Me: guess we'll see… and when did you get here?

Perry: hovercraft.

Me: okay.

*I step into the machine and the door closed*

Me: Hit it Phineas!

Phineas: roger that.

*Phineas pressed the button and the machine started up and hit me and I walk out as a platypus.*

Me: wow. I look cute as a platypus.

Perry: no way! I was way cuter then you when I was a platypus.

Me: yeah but you look hot as a human.

Perry: really? I do?

Me: ever look in a mirror bro?

Perry: no, no I've not

Me: anyway let's go on and Perry, please choose the next person for the dare.

Perry: Hm that's a hard one… Stacy?

Me: okay Stacy truth or dare?

Stacy: dare me bro!

Me: okay I dare you to slap Candace and take Phineas home with you and make him treat you as his sister!

Stacy: oh no. you did not just tell me to slap my best friend and hold his brother on some ransom.

Me: yes, yes I did.

Stacy: fine let's get this over with…

*Stacy goes up to Candace and slapped her hard on the face*

Candace: OW….STACY WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?

Stacy: you know? I actually like this dare.

*then Stacy goes and kidnapped Phineas*

Phineas: AHHHHH! CANDACE SAVE ME!

Candace: OH NO YOU DIDN'T

*Candace does a back flip and knocked Stacy out cold*

Candace: oh my gosh look what you made me do?

Me: I didn't do anything you made yourself do it.

Candace: when that buzzer goes off you are so BUSTED!

Phineas: yeah and that I could have been killed.

Me: you do realize it's just Stacy right.

Candace and Phineas: yeah but…but…but…but…. Oh I give up

Me: you guys forgot to say jinx.

Candace and Phineas: WHO CARES?

*Stacy comes around*

Stacy: what just happened?

Me: nothing just Candace gave you a kick and knocked out.

Stacy: WHAT?

Me: anyway who do you want pick next for the questions?

Stacy: Jeremy.

Me: Hm this seems interesting… Jeremy truth or dare?

Jeremy: dare

Me: I dare you to use a cheesy pick up line on Candace

Jeremy: okay…. Hey beautiful did that hurt?

Candace: did what hurt?

Jeremy: when you drop from heaven. *wink*

Candace: *blush* oh Jeremy, please.

Me: ok too much of mushy moment and I'm the love angel here, Anyway who do you pick next Jeremy?

Jeremy: Phineas

Me: okay Phineas truth or dare?

Phineas: dare

Me: (evil laugh) Ur…. I mean okay cool. So I dare you to kiss Isabella (whisper to Phineas: on the lips)

Phineas:*blushes hard but walks up to Isabella and grabs her shoulders* um Isabella there's something I wanted to say but couldn't so….. Here. *Phineas and Isabella kissed*

Isabella: *Gasp* Phineas! You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment.

Phineas: really how long?

Ferb: you really don't want to know.

Me: yea and besides we have to continue with the show so who do you pick next, Phineas?

Phineas: Adyson.

Me: okay Adyson truth or dare?

Adyson: truth.

Me: is it true that you like Buford?

Adyson: WHAT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?

Me: cause you have a look that's somewhat dreamy at Buford.

Isabella: yea Adyson you do have that look on you when you look at him.

Adyson: so you're on his side now?

Me: just say it I'm getting older by the minute.

Unknown voice: you are old idiot.

Me: Ni zei shou ni ju zi ah? (Singlish: you saying yourself ah?)

Unknown voice: Ni gen wo jui shi ba! (Singlish: go and die la!)

Me: Hei mei shi leh. (Singlish: Haven't die yet leh.)

Unknown voice: …..

Me: HA! I WIN!

Isabella: who was that?

Me: no one you should be concerned about, so anyway fess up Adyson.

Adyson: okay, okay I do a little bit.

Me: finally, okay who do you chose next?

Adyson: how about Baljeet?

Me: nice choice Adyson. Okay Baljeet (evil snicker) truth or dare?

Baljeet: there goes a pair of underpants and dare if you please?

Me: (evil laugh) I mean…. Um…..cool and here's your dare, you have to find that "unknown voice" and tear him or her right to the core and slap Buford after that.

Baljeet: really?

Me: do it before I find a misthi and have her act all flirty on you.

Baljeet: okay, okay I'm going geez!

*Baljeet went to find that unknown voice and began to beat it up and came back out to slap Buford hard on the cheek*

Buford: you know you're going to get a big wedgie and a swirly right?

Baljeet: (Glup)

*BUZZ BUZZ*

Me: and there goes the buzzer for us to end the show and for me to be killed by Buford, Phineas, Candace and that bloody idiotic "unknown voice" whom I bet is my sis trying to irritate me so anyway please read and review and sent truth and dares. Loveangel1221 is out PEACE!

Phineas, Buford and Candace: GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A -!

Me: OI LANGUGE!

Phineas: BUFORD GET FERB OUT OF THAT BLOODY FREAKIN' CHAIR AND TELL HIM TO HELP ME AND CANDACE TO KILL THIS GUY!

Buford: ON IT DUDE!

Me: this is so not going to end well for me and please note if I don't come back I will be haunting you.(evil laugh)