Me: hey*pant* we're back and I finally have Ferb out of my hair literally.
Phineas: so….where is he?
Me: over there on the chair next to Heinz all tied and glued up.
Ferb: you know you're still dead when I get out of this trap.
Me: Which will take you….. Five years.
Phineas: really that long?
Me: don't know guess we'll see. Anyway let's continue with the show let's check up on Perry and Vanessa.
*all of us turned to the monitor in the middle of the stage.*
Screen Perry: this has to be the worst dare I have ever heard.
Screen Vanessa: I know right?
Screen Perry: and now Ferb is jealous of me because I stole the apple of his eyes.
Screen Vanessa: Ferb? Jealous? Apple of his eyes?
Screen Perry: oh yeah he hasn't confessed to you yet. Damn.
Screen Vanessa: so what you're trying to say is that Ferb likes me?
Screen Perry: yeah pretty much.
Screen Vanessa: well then. Vanessa Doofenshmirtz is out! Peace!
Screen Perry: well better get back to the show and plan a funeral when Ferb knows I told her his secret.
*monitor went black*
Me: well that was… intriguing and now I currently have a dare from a guy named leaporadlover1002. The dare was that he wants me to turn into a platypus. And I didn't even know I was a part of it… oh well.
Perry: I wonder what you'll look like as a Platypus.
Me: guess we'll see… and when did you get here?
Perry: hovercraft.
Me: okay.
*I step into the machine and the door closed*
Me: Hit it Phineas!
Phineas: roger that.
*Phineas pressed the button and the machine started up and hit me and I walk out as a platypus.*
Me: wow. I look cute as a platypus.
Perry: no way! I was way cuter then you when I was a platypus.
Me: yeah but you look hot as a human.
Perry: really? I do?
Me: ever look in a mirror bro?
Perry: no, no I've not
Me: anyway let's go on and Perry, please choose the next person for the dare.
Perry: Hm that's a hard one… Stacy?
Me: okay Stacy truth or dare?
Stacy: dare me bro!
Me: okay I dare you to slap Candace and take Phineas home with you and make him treat you as his sister!
Stacy: oh no. you did not just tell me to slap my best friend and hold his brother on some ransom.
Me: yes, yes I did.
Stacy: fine let's get this over with…
*Stacy goes up to Candace and slapped her hard on the face*
Candace: OW….STACY WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?
Stacy: you know? I actually like this dare.
*then Stacy goes and kidnapped Phineas*
Phineas: AHHHHH! CANDACE SAVE ME!
Candace: OH NO YOU DIDN'T
*Candace does a back flip and knocked Stacy out cold*
Candace: oh my gosh look what you made me do?
Me: I didn't do anything you made yourself do it.
Candace: when that buzzer goes off you are so BUSTED!
Phineas: yeah and that I could have been killed.
Me: you do realize it's just Stacy right.
Candace and Phineas: yeah but…but…but…but…. Oh I give up
Me: you guys forgot to say jinx.
Candace and Phineas: WHO CARES?
*Stacy comes around*
Stacy: what just happened?
Me: nothing just Candace gave you a kick and knocked out.
Stacy: WHAT?
Me: anyway who do you want pick next for the questions?
Stacy: Jeremy.
Me: Hm this seems interesting… Jeremy truth or dare?
Jeremy: dare
Me: I dare you to use a cheesy pick up line on Candace
Jeremy: okay…. Hey beautiful did that hurt?
Candace: did what hurt?
Jeremy: when you drop from heaven. *wink*
Candace: *blush* oh Jeremy, please.
Me: ok too much of mushy moment and I'm the love angel here, Anyway who do you pick next Jeremy?
Jeremy: Phineas
Me: okay Phineas truth or dare?
Phineas: dare
Me: (evil laugh) Ur…. I mean okay cool. So I dare you to kiss Isabella (whisper to Phineas: on the lips)
Phineas:*blushes hard but walks up to Isabella and grabs her shoulders* um Isabella there's something I wanted to say but couldn't so….. Here. *Phineas and Isabella kissed*
Isabella: *Gasp* Phineas! You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment.
Phineas: really how long?
Ferb: you really don't want to know.
Me: yea and besides we have to continue with the show so who do you pick next, Phineas?
Phineas: Adyson.
Me: okay Adyson truth or dare?
Adyson: truth.
Me: is it true that you like Buford?
Adyson: WHAT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA?
Me: cause you have a look that's somewhat dreamy at Buford.
Isabella: yea Adyson you do have that look on you when you look at him.
Adyson: so you're on his side now?
Me: just say it I'm getting older by the minute.
Unknown voice: you are old idiot.
Me: Ni zei shou ni ju zi ah? (Singlish: you saying yourself ah?)
Unknown voice: Ni gen wo jui shi ba! (Singlish: go and die la!)
Me: Hei mei shi leh. (Singlish: Haven't die yet leh.)
Unknown voice: …..
Me: HA! I WIN!
Isabella: who was that?
Me: no one you should be concerned about, so anyway fess up Adyson.
Adyson: okay, okay I do a little bit.
Me: finally, okay who do you chose next?
Adyson: how about Baljeet?
Me: nice choice Adyson. Okay Baljeet (evil snicker) truth or dare?
Baljeet: there goes a pair of underpants and dare if you please?
Me: (evil laugh) I mean…. Um…..cool and here's your dare, you have to find that "unknown voice" and tear him or her right to the core and slap Buford after that.
Baljeet: really?
Me: do it before I find a misthi and have her act all flirty on you.
Baljeet: okay, okay I'm going geez!
*Baljeet went to find that unknown voice and began to beat it up and came back out to slap Buford hard on the cheek*
Buford: you know you're going to get a big wedgie and a swirly right?
Baljeet: (Glup)
*BUZZ BUZZ*
Me: and there goes the buzzer for us to end the show and for me to be killed by Buford, Phineas, Candace and that bloody idiotic "unknown voice" whom I bet is my sis trying to irritate me so anyway please read and review and sent truth and dares. Loveangel1221 is out PEACE!
Phineas, Buford and Candace: GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A -!
Me: OI LANGUGE!
Phineas: BUFORD GET FERB OUT OF THAT BLOODY FREAKIN' CHAIR AND TELL HIM TO HELP ME AND CANDACE TO KILL THIS GUY!
Buford: ON IT DUDE!
Me: this is so not going to end well for me and please note if I don't come back I will be haunting you.(evil laugh)
