This is going to be a god damn long mission I can tell ya that much. I mean look who I'm working with here, some pink headed know it all and a guy who cant walk for 5 minutes without complaining how hungry he is. This is bullshit, I mean I'm way better than these guys. I'm Kiba Inuzuka for crying out loud, these buffoons are only gonna slow me down.
"Hey you guys weve been walking FOREVER! Can we please take a quick snack break?" Chouji pleaded as he sat on a log that looked like it was ready to crumble.
"Your always tired Choji, stop being so god damn lazy."
"Well maybe I wouldn't be so tired If you wouldn't walk so fast. Its not a race Kiba."
"Well maybe I just wanna get this mission done so I don't have to be around you two anymore.
What the hell did I do?" Sakura asked looking offended. True she didn't do anything but I know she's gonna act like a smart ass soon and try to be the boss of things. So that's why I threw her in there.
"Kiba, stop trying to be the boss of everything and let him take a break. Its not going to kill you. Were not all arrogant assholes like you." Sakura finished yapping and sat next to Choji.
God are you kidding me? What a bitch first off, and second off this was Chojis 10th break in an hour. Were never gonna get anywhere with this kid. I already officially think this is the worst mission ive ever been on. I'd rather be in a life or death mission with Naruto. I mean seriously.
But. I guess there's no use in arguing right now because neither of them were going to move, but I hate how I'm actually listing Sakura.
We'll see how long that last.
…...
Sakura's POV
After Choji finished his millionth break, we finally kept on in the woods. I mean yeah it does get kind of annoying that he wants to stop all the time, but I mean he can't help it. So I don't think its right to deprive him of that. But Kiba. GOD he's so annoying. I'm not even kidding, have you noticed how he tries to be the boss of everything all the time? He's not the only one who was send on this mission. We all need each other so we all need to work together and try to get along. Look its only been about 30 minutes that we've been in the woods and were fighting like animals. I guess I should try and be nice to kiba if this is gonna work.
"Hey Kiba…." I said as sweetly as I could. He turned his head to me and kept his eyebrows furrowed at me.
"Yeah watcha want?"
"Well, I just wanted to….wanted to say…"
"We don't have all day Sakura, stop playing games and tell me what you need, your smart you shouldn't be stuttering so much."
Oh my god. That smart ass. Forget it!
Are you kidding me Sakura? Apologize to this kid.
Um how about not? He's being a jerk, Why should I apologize?
Because you said you were. Its for the sake of the team.
Well yeah but I mean,
Do you want to make Tsunade proud?
Of course!
Then do it…
Great not only did I lose to Kiba but also to my inner self. She was right, for the sake of the team! I squeezed my book sack for invisible support.
"Oh sorry haha." Fake
"I just wanted to say sorry, you know for yelling at you earlier…" So fake
Kiba then looked at me gave me an arrogant smile and patted me on the back as he let out a chuckle.
"It's alright Sak, just don't let it happen again. Okay?" With that he walked a little in front of me. That punk didn't even apologize back. Hmph we'll see if it happens again or not.
….
"Man Kib… c'mon what's wrong with you? We've been walking forever!" Choji complained. Well no surprise there.
As of now we have been walking for about an hour and its as if were going in circles. I don't even know what the hell is going on. That dumbass probably doesn't even know where to go and is to big headed to ask for help. Psh how sad. I guess I'll have to step in again.
I watched as Kiba looked at the map confusingly.
"Alright so we should take this left up here and then uhhh…. Head straight into the lake?" He said confused. He probably was secretly hoping for my help. ;)
"Umm Kiba If I may.." I said as I tried to point out a location on the map. He snatched the map away from me.
"I don't need your help Sakura, just go somewhere else…."
"Um Kiba, look its alright, that's why were on teams…so we can help each other..you know." He just huffed.
"That's right, were on teams so that's why you shouldn't try to do everything. I got this."
Was he serious? He's BLAMING ME. I haven't done shit. He's been the bossy one.
"Excuse me Kiba? Maybe you wouldn't need help if you knew what to do!"
"Hey.. C'mon you guys…. Quit it.." Choji pleaded as he came closer to us. Kiba dropped the map and came closer to me.
"What did you say Haruno?" He put his finger in my face.
"You heard me….well you should have with those big dumbo ears you have."
"Your so close to…"
"Close to what? Your gonna hit me? Or get your dog to pee on me? Huh what Kiba? Yeah exactly nothing, that's exactly what you know what to do."
"You guys hehe…. Please stop." Choji tried to shoot us a friendly smile but who the hell was paying attention to him at the moment? This jackass was about to get his face knocked off. This mission was going to take forever with his small brain. He couldn't find his way out of a box. But I could tell he was getting mad by the way his face was turning all red and his nostrils would flare. Ha good im glad hes getting mad, I don't think ill ever be able to get along with him.
"You know what Haruno, I might just throw you in that lake in leave you there if you keep pushing my buttons."
"Ha. Oh okay Kiba, I'll make sure not to get you mad, you have some SERIOUS threats."
"Sakura, did anyone ever tell you that you are probably the most ugliest girl in Konoha oh wait FORGET KONOHA! IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD SAKURA."
"…"
This is never going to fucking work, Someone will die before its over.
Choji's POV
Oh god. Did you guys hear what Kiba just said? Oh wow, that's horrible, that probably actually hurt Sakura's feelings. Wow I don't think the "real" mission was going to work. The one Tsunade had gave to me, she wanted Sakura and Kiba to fall in love. Which puzzles me because you can't make people fall in love, it just sort of happens. It was especially impossible for these two knuckle heads, they already hate each other so much, and obviously Kiba thinks Sakura is the quote on quote "ugliest girl in the world." Which I disagree with because I find Sakura quite attractive, well I mean she's not the prettiest. And NO I do not have a crush on Sakura….I sort of have feelings for Ino, But she likes Shikamaru so it would never work. Kinda like how it will not work out between Sakura and Kiba. Were technically on a mission to nowhere, it's supposed to be sort of a bonding thing so they can get to know each other. But the only thing they're going to find out about each other is how hard they can hit. I don't know if I can take too much more of this.
"You have anything to say Sakura?" Kiba snapped. Trying to be all tough. Who's he fooling, he know Sakuras not gonna say anything that's why he asked because if she would reply he wouldn't say shit.
And of course Sakura did not reply, she just kept standing there. Kiba chuckled and then looked down to pick up the map.
"You know that's what I thought Sakura.,, I mean I know that was a little harsh, but you needed to know the truth an…. What the hell? Where's the map?"
"Oh great…." Sakura whispered.
"It was just here I swear…"
"Um it might have flown away when you threw it down." I said coolly. Hah, I was the only cool headed one right now because I knew we didn't need that map anyways. But might as well pretend like it.
"Now were lost for sure, and never get the mission done." Sakura complained as she slapped her sides and turned around.
"SHUT UP SAKURA. GOD. Just give me a minute…"
This will never end….
