About half an hour later Lazlo and clam were trying to recruit new members you couldn't take E.H.P.A seriously with just two members, yes just two members Raj had no desire to parade around in an E.H.P.A t-shirt trying to protect his sexual harasser nor had he any desire to find a mate for Harold who must also be called Harold to make lots little Harolds and ensure the increase of the Harold population. Currently the E.H.P.A were in the mess-hall to spread the word about Harold, sitting at a table covered with hand drawn E.H.P.A pamphlets were Lazlo and clam and on the table sat their mascot Harold himself

"What the hell is this?" asked a very grumpy yet curious passerby, Lazlo looked up at his pretty face, white blond hair as well as vivid-blue eyes and smiled

"This is our..." he started

"What the fuck is ehpeh?!" Edward interrupted

"Not ehpeh! Endangered Harold Protection Agency, E.H.P.A!" Lazlo replied happily

"Same difference" Edward snapped stormily, clam who was drawing more pamphlets chuckled

"So Edward you're joining?" Lazlo asked hopefully

"Why would I wanna protect that loser?!"

"Because Edward that loser is endangered!" Lazlo replied calmly

"And what do I get?"

"The satisfaction of having helped someone in need!"

"How the hell is he in need?! Is there someone trying to kill him?!!"

"Actually yes!"

"Wha!? Who?"

Lazlo pointed at Raj who was sitting in the farthest corner away from them and glaring angrily at Harold, the corner of Edward's lips twitched Raj one of the jellies wants to kill someone! No way!! Ed thought with disbelief

"Raj one of you tree huggers wants to kill this loser! No way!" Edward voiced his thoughts

"Actually" Lazlo said lowering his voice "Raj punched poor Harold in the gut this morning"

Score!!!! "Really? Why?"

"Harold sexual offender!" barked clam from his corner, at this Harold started to protest, but both Lazlo and clam pointedly ignored him

"So as you can see Raj is against our cause!" Lazlo finished

"So what do you do in this agency?" Edward asked clearly amused

"Other than protecting Harold, we see to it that he's happy!"

"And what makes him happy?"

"Raj"

"I'm in!"

"Oh that's wonderful!" Lazlo squealed, and jumped up to hug Edward "you can be my vice-president!" with that said the former vice-president looked up with a grunt and wondered why he wasn't sitting with Raj. Edward grinning sat next to clam not only does he get to watch a tortured bean scout but he also got a hug from Lazlo, clam looked sideways at Edward then muttered "presidents bitch" under his breath

"What did you call.." Edward started to shout, but Lazlo smacked a hand over Edwards mouth "look alive boys we got potential members!"

Two of the background losers that usually hung about with Harold were now facing the endangered species "I didn't know you were endangered!" exclaimed the not really well known stork

"Boo hoo endangered!" howled Sheldon (or milt they've called him both, anyway I have a theory to this two named hippo I believe he likes to change his name regularly to fool the campers)

"Don't cry milt, its okay"

"Actually its dark star now" dark star hiccupped

"So" Lazlo interrupted "are you going to join?"

"Do I get to look at you?" breathed the stork heavily eyes bulging (which is something, his eyes are already as big as saucers)

"Um eh sure" Lazlo giggled nervously

"Can I stroke your hair? Its looks so soft and shiny!" asked dark star excitedly

"No!" screamed Edward suddenly "only I can stroke his hair!"

Heads swiveled around to look at Edward, forks were dropped in surprise, Sampson murped, Raj glared ominously from his corner, slinkman was flipping through the bean scout manual wildly hoping that Edwards outburst was against the rules (not that slinkman is mean or anything, he just likes calling hoo-ha to see the look on scoutmaster lumpus's face) Mc muesli gasped, nursemaster Leslie forgot to stop wheeling his chair and crashed into the nearest bean scout, Ted the pig.

"Whose hair does he want to stroke?!" asked lumpus in a very audible whisper, and to make matters worse his brothers walked in from off screen they appeared so suddenly

"You wanna stroke a boys hair! For shame!" said the tall jock-ish one

"I am soo proud!" sobbed the gay one

"You are so gay!" exclaimed Mel

And the big fat one said nothing he never says anything, Edwards mouth opened and closed wordlessly

"Wanna join our agency?" asked Lazlo suddenly

"The gay agency?" laughed Mel, the gay ones eyes shone with hope

"No the Endangered Harold Protection Agency!" Lazlo answered taking Mel's question seriously

"I" said the big one surprising everyone "I want to join"

Inspired by Edwards brother campers lined up to join, "this is gonna be front page news!" exclaimed ping-pong, even slinkman lined up

So all the campers in kidney lined up to unite

Under the flag of E.H.P.A

For that was the cause that seemed right

Protesting and chanting

It was quite fun

With their mascot singing and dancing

Under the sun

Only one camper did not want to join

He hated their cause and resented them

And refused to gallivant bare of loin (what else rhymes with join?!)

He dwelled quite a distance away from others

On top of his cabin he huffed and he puffed

Secluded from his brothers

still acting like he owned the marshmallow mahal taj

Well he is kind of pompous

After all he is the elephant Raj

(Its not quite doctor Seuss but it works)

Author notes: well here chapter two, get ready for more freaaaaky things in chapter 3

Plus thanks for the review Aundul Xaldin