Nine Drunken Pirates

Hey, I'MNOTCRAZY1, what's lolcat. Also, I'm glad you all like it. I don't think this one is as good, but here you go. I don't own Naruto.

Hinata woke up in a bedroom. Not her bedroom, but what appeared to be the bedroom of a ship's captain. As Hinata got out of bed, she saw that she was now wearing a light purple vest over a grey shirt. She also now wore dark blue pants. Her shoes were replaced by sandals, or at least shoes with their front topside missing.

'How'd I get like this,' she wondered. Then she remembered the pirate ship. 'Oh my god,' she thought, 'I've got to get out of here.' Then she heard something from behind a door at the other end of the room. As she came closer to the door, Hinata noticed it was ajar, and light was coming through it.

Hinata peeked thru the door, and something that surprised her. Behind the door was the deck, and on the deck were only nine people, two of whom were girls. Somewhere in the back of her mind, Hinata calmed down at the thought that she may not have been seen naked by a man. Hinata stepped back from the door and used her byakugan, a special power only her family has that give one 360° x-ray vision. Now she took a good look at the nine people.

One of them had pale skin and short, spiky hair that is brick-red. His eyes were sea foam green, with no pupils as far as Hinata could see. No eyebrows either. He had racoon-like black eye rings, and the kanji for "love" on the left side of his forehead. His forelocks were parted from the left side, making the kanji more visible. He was standing straight, with his arms crossed over his chest, at the moment. Dispite not being his type, Hinata considered him quite handsome. He wore full-length dark trousers, a long-sleeved red coat with a flaring hemline, and a purplish gray vest. He was also wearing some sort of black shoes. The expression his face gave almost made one think that he was bored with whatever was going on at the time.

Another one, a girl this time, had long brown hair, which she kept in a ponytail, had dark eyes, and wore similar to Hinata's in color, but less in design.

The third one Hinata saw was about as tall as the first person. He had unkempt gray hair, pink eyes, and what seems to be a stitch-like scar running from the bottom his left eye all the way down his cheek. He had a dull expression and wore a gray undershirt with short mesh sleeves with a metal plate sewn onto it. He also wore a long green scarf around his neck, a turquoise sash around his waist, black pants and brown boots. On his back was a staff-like pole weapon with uneven hooks with a green flower on the end of it.

The fourth one was wearing a large headpiece consisting of a three pointed crown-like ridge, bearing a ring, and a prominent black piece of armor running across his cheeks and the bridge of his nose. He looked pretty old, but his hair was still solid red. His hair and beard style reminded Hinata of a monkey she once saw. He dressed himself in a long-sleeved purple shirt and pants, and a brown armor.

The fifth one was, unlike all the others, heavily armored, wearing what seemed like a kind of furnace on his back that emitted steam. He had brown eyes and his red armor extends all the way to the bottom half of his face, making it imposable to see the most of it. Aside from his red armor, he also wore a red conical straw hat that seemed to be composed of metal. Over his armor, he wore a black vest and black gloves.

The sixth person was a tall, thin, young man with pale golden eyes and black hair that reaches the base of his neck, with a large portion of his bangs cover the left side of his face. He wore a long, light blue kimono adorned with a small emblem of three bubbles on the back below the collar, and an orange sash. He was carrying a bamboo jug, filled with what she assumed was a soap solution, and a pipe.

The seventh person, who was the second girl, wore an orange clip in her short, spiky mint green hair that matched her eye color, which were also orange. Her outfit consisted of a short sleeveless white midriff shirt with fishnet armor underneath, long white armlets, and fishnet shorts with a short white apron skirt over it. She also carried a red cylindrical object on her back, but Hinata could not tell what it was or why she had it.

The eighth person was dark-skinned and possessed a muscular build, as well as pale blond hair and a pale blond beard. On his right shoulder, he has a tattoo that says 'iron'; and on his left cheek, he had a tattoo of a bull's horn. His top lip was also of a darker hue than his bottom one. He wore oval-shaped sunglasses and a white-colored headband. He also wore a white-colored one-strap-over-one-shoulder Jacket, with a red rope tied around his waist, white hand-bands, and a white scarf around his neck. He carried seven sword holders on his back, but currently had only two. Hinata did not know, nor care, what happened to the other five.

But the person that caught her interest the most, was the ninth person. He had blue eyes and spiky blond hair. However, his greatest physical characteristic was the whisker marks on his cheeks. He was slightly tall and wore an orange colored jacket with a black line going down the front and orange pants. He wore a long black bandana and black sandals, much like Hinata's.

Hinata didn't know why, but she found the blond one quite attractive. Then her byakugan turn off, which was understandable, seeing as she couldn't use it for too long. She went back to looking out the door. Then, she noticed that they were all holding instruments.

"Alright," the blond boy said, "a one, a two, and a three…" Then, as the first and second people started to dance, the others started up their instruments. Then they all began to sing. (You should go onto Youtube and look for 'The Seven Deadly Sins', by Flogging Molly. You'll get the song better if you listen to it, even if it's while you read it.)

"Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we,
Seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

So the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
Johnny strummed his Tommy gun
Left blastin' through the ceiling
What became of rebels
Who sang for you and me?
Grapplin' with their demons
In the search for liberty

Suffers who suffer all
Can swim upon the desert
Avarice have ravaged all
In spite of good intentions
Don't fill your mouth with gluttony
For pride will surely swell
But nuns are forgiven in the four corners of hell

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
Seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
Seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

Envy and its evil twin
It crept in bed with slander
Idiots they gave advice
But sloth it gave no answer
Anger kills the human soul
With butter tales of lust
While pavlov's Dogs keep chewin'
On the legs they never trust

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
Seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
Seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

But It's the only life we'll know
Blagards to the bone
So don't wreck yourself
Take an honest grip
For there's more tales beyond the shore

Ah, the years rolled by and several died
And left us somewhat reelin'
In and out came crawlin' out
And spewed upon the ceiling
So what became of rebels
That sang for you and me
Grapplin; with demons
In the search for liberty

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
Seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
Seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
Seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
Seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins"

Hinata didn't know what think of the song. But she wasn't given much time to think about it. "Well," the blond boy said, looking at the door Hinata hid behind, "you're awake."

I think this might be the longest part I've ever had written in a story like this. Please comment.

Imagaco