I'mmmmmmmmmmm Baaaaaaaaaaaack! Muh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Enjoy the next chapters (yes there will be more)! Special thanks to tigers-and-dragons for all her great ideas and helping me co-write these next few chapters! Don't own anything!

Chapter 2: Revenge starts now!

Hidan was still fuming about the "incident" that occurred the night before (you know the one with the bubbles) when a hand reached out of a dark corner in the dimly lit hallway and dragged him into the shadows.

"What the fu-," Hidan was cut off by a soft shush!

"Don't make a sound, you idiot," said a very recognizable voice.

"Kakuzu!" he tried to scream his partner's name in outrage, but it was muffled by his partner's hand.

"Just listen," he whispered-still covering Hidan's mouth-bending down, so his mouth was right by his ear, "come to Konan's room at eight tonight." And with that the hand was gone, as well as the rest of his partner.

What the hell…Hidan wondered. What did Kakuzu and Konan want from him?

Several hours later….

Here we go… Hidan took a deep breath then opened the door to Konan's room. It turns out it was not only Kakuzu and Konan. Zetsu was there as well.

"Welcome, please sit down," said Konan, gesturing to a spot on the floor near herself and the other two (3).

"I already took my bath today," Hidan said, still standing awkwardly in the doorway.

"Oh, I know," she answered (please don't ask how she knows. She has her ways).

"Uh… Um..," he mumbled, shifting his weight from foot to foot.

"It's about last night," she stated bluntly.

"Oh."

What she said next surprised him. "I want to help you get revenge."

He stared at her, Dumbstruck, his violet eyes wide. Konan gestured to the spot again. This time he went and sat down.

"Start talkin'," he told her.

"You see, out of a mutual respect for my fellow member, I said I would not tell what it was I offered you."

"Right….."

"But they went behind my back and went against me."

"Oh!" Hidan's eyes widened in realization. "But then...why you, Kakuzu?"

"I needed to buy a new door for the bathroom," he growled.

"Zetsu?" he asked.

"Well, what can we say? Were bored," they answered simply.

Hidan got it now. They wanted revenge as much as he did. And he was not in any position to refuse them.

"Here's the plan," Konan whispered to Hidan, handing him a video camera.

"No need to say more," Hidan said, taking the video camera from her out-stretched palm.

You know that saying "an eye for an eye"? Well, they were putting a little twist on it. This was going to be more like, "an arm for an eye". Because not only were they going to intrude on them, like they did to him. Nor, were they going to just take a picture. They were going to video tape it to.

They looked each other in the eyes and each knew what the others were thinking. Revenge.

All that was left was to figure out who the first target was going to be. After some debate, they decided in the order that they would strike in, and who they would each strike. Each had a video camera, so they could hit four people at once (then get the other two after). This was the plan:

Konan and Hidan were going to get two people each, because they were the ones that were affected the most by the others antics, while Kakuzu and Zetsu would only take one person. Then once they were all done, they would meet back up in Konan's room to decide what to do with the videos.

"I'll leave the door un-locked so you guys can get back in," Konan told them.

"We all know who were going to hit?" Hidan asked to make sure, and was re-assured when he saw three heads nod. "Ok then people, let's move out!"

Then the room was empty, for the ninjas had made the appropriate hands signs and had teleported to their pay-back destinations.

Somewhere within the base, outside of Deidara's bathroom…

Using his stealth Jutsu, Zetsu appeared in Deidara's bathroom without being seen or heard, for he instantly blended in with the pale peach walls. By the time he got there though, Deidara was already done bathing, the remains of his bath running down the drain. Darn… Zetsu thought. But then he saw something that would change his life forever more. There was Deidara standing in front of the mirror above the small porcelain sink, all in the bathroom looking normal- him wearing the standard issue Akatsuki bath robe (which is almost identical to the day cloaks except thinner and made of a softer material) and slippers- except for when Zetsu looked up at his head and saw it.

Deidara was having what you would call a 'bad hair day'… except about eighty times worse. His head looked like a giant blonde dandelion! His long hair sticking up and out all over his head as far the strands could go, in long frizzy tangles. You know how in cartoons when the characters get struck by lightning, how their hair looks? Well, double that and that's pretty close to what Zetsu was looking at.

Zetsu pulled the camera out of his pocket, all the while being careful to be quite and to keep the camera as camouflaged as he was. He then hit the record button. Ohh, this is going to be good... Zetsu thought to himself.

"Darn it…., every time!" Deidara hissed angrily to his reflection, and the unnoticed Zetsu. He tried to attack it with a brush but… after a few moments it was practically sucked out of his hand by his hair! "Ahhhhh!" he yelled in frustration, throwing his head back and holding his forehead right under his hair-line.

Just then, another frustrated yell sounded through the halls of the base.

"DEIDARA!" the voice that was undoubtedly his Danna, screamed.

"WHAT?" Deidara screamed back turning his head towards the door, a frustrated look on his face. What could he possibly want, hm? He thought to himself.

"It happened again!"

"What? Again, hm?" Not at a time like this, yeah! He thought, worried about his hair.

"Yeah, get over here and help me, brat!"

"No! That's like, the 8th time, hm!" hoping that comment would make his Danna stop asking for help, he yelled that back.

"You'd better help me, brat!" Sasori roared.

Oh no! What am I going to do?
As a last ditch resort, he yelled, "Only if u admit my art is better, yeah!" he hoped he could use his Danna's pride against him.

"..." was the Puppet masters reply. Ha! Bingo! I got out of having to show my hair! Deidara thought, thinking he had saved himself from embarrassment. But what was yelled back by his master made his jaw drop and hit the floor.

"GRRR, FINE YOU STUPID BRAT! YOUR ART IS BETTER!" Sasori yelled in a very frustrated tone.

What the… why? Why now of all times did he have to go and do 'it'! He screamed in his thoughts. He growled and rapped a towel around his head, and surprisingly it stayed. Please, please, please, let this hold until I get back to this bathroom! He pleaded in his thoughts.

Then he turned, opened and ran out the door towards his master's bathroom.

My, my, this is getting interesting… Zetsu thought as he ran after Deidara, all the while keeping the camera on (earning himself a cool shot of Deidara running) and his Jutsu up.

Chappie 2 done! And a cliff hanger to! Well I hoped u enjoyed it! But before u go I have 2 things to say:

The more you review the more jazzed up I get. The more jazzed up I get the better the chappie's will be! So always review!

I will have the next chapter up by the end of next week! I hope…. Well bye!