Hey people we finally got back together and this time we typed yet again about our jacked up night the comments are gonna be short cuz mom's(Sango)(Kim) chapter is long (this is like a week later we get together like every day) PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Day-One (12-21-04)
Sesshomaru is bawling his balls off, loosing his rubber ducky that (surprisingly) somebody gave him. I have no idea what the hell's going on inside his up head. The constant "TEDDY" keeps rolling around in my head. Who the hell is Teddy?
Sesshomaru just ran outside into the middle of the street and yelled "NOOOOOO!" poor Fluffy. I'm pretty sure that TEDDY is a codename for Jaken...
And Inu...why the ruddy ! is he reading a book? I thought he would be eating Ramen or something. I have no idea what Kagome and Kirara are doing... Probably humping the striper pole outside. Damn. It's so cold outside.
"Hey did you know there's a ramen museum in Japan?" asked Kagome
Now, who in their right minds would have a ramen museum? If you find this offensive don't kill me or I'll kill you when I become a ghost.
Oh, joy. Sesshomaru found his teddy. Oh no, it was a shoe, an ugly shoe at that. Pointy and silver. BARF yeah, he's so sad. Oh well-
"What the hell? What are you typing there Sango?"
"W-wha—OH, nothing." The white haired mutt with his nose in his damn book finally looked up. He read a few lines.
"What the ?" They both looked back. Kirara and Sesshomaru were...playing in a box? Bet they're eating kitty poo, thought Sango
And so Sango went back to typing and Inu went back to reading, currently on chapter 9...
I think Kagome's on some bad crack. She's just sitting there, not being the pissy little bitch she always is. She's just sitting there, watching our every move. She stands there, peering over our shoulders watching us like a stalker, she constantly stares at Fluffy's ass in wanting.
That book Inu's reading, I think it's about these crackheads who love sex and rams...don't ask me. Oh, he's correcting me. Some dumbass's dressed up in ram's fur that got attacked by wolves. Then he watched people have sex. Oh-he's the one who HAD sex. Ok I'm surprised he remembers all this shit.
Ok...Kagome's masturbating with her dog, while she's humping the stripper pole. WHAT THE-WHAT'S MY GOD DAMNED CAT DOING TO THAT INNOCENT DOG?
Oh where's Fluffy? I'm afraid he's on some bad crack too. Oh boy. Great. Now Inu abandoned me.
I'm Alone
Come to think of it where's Miroku...? Oh great, Inu and Sesshomaru are back. He's looking for Tedd—OH MY GOD! FLUFFY AND KIRARA ARE MAKING LOVE FACES TO EACH OTHER!(BARF)
UM, I guess that's all that's happening tonight...
OR IS IT?
Um, yeah
By the way, Inuyasha is a (supposedly) gothic Dumbass (to be true) who flunks school and doesn't participate, but some how manages to read out of class. o.O
Inuyasha says that Fluffy is a squeaky voiced bastard who sucks his own . No wonder he has such a squeaky voice. (how does he know this?)
Kagome is a slutty little bitch, who lets her dog walk her around on a leash. "Your mine bitch." Says the dog. Its 11:05 p.m. what a long date Kagome and her dog had. Hm.
And Kirara also has a squeaky voice, not surprising since she suck's fluffy's more than Fluffy does.
"Kagome what do you want the computer for?"
"Gimme, Gimme, Gimmmeeee, GGGGIIIIMMMEEEE!"
Sango, at least to me, is a slutty whore, considering she does Miroku every single night and never has one single friggin' day when she's not on her period...yeah...EXACTLY...or the day your aunt flow visits you... (I feel sorry for people with real aunts named flow)
Oo-WHAT THE-
Oh, I ought to erase all that. I'll do it later. I'm watching Fluffy and Kirara playing in the box eating poo. I love (! SEX) Sango loves SEEEXXX! She is a porn star! Hey that could become a song...let's see the first words of course are SEX SEX SEX...heh
"Hey Kagome get out of my diary page you filthy whore!"
"AHHH gotta run...HELP MEEE!"
well now that she's gone I'll finish up...wait how did Kagome get a hold of a crack whore magazine with my picture on it (I thought I burned these...)
Oh well there's gonna be a nice warm fire tonight...wait some night...yeah...
Yeah see I said I thought it was a little jacked up you if some people think this is gross and disgusting you don't have to read it but to ALL of my other friends they thought it was hilarious but if you really wanted to laugh you had to be there im sorry it was really friggin' funny it really was. HOW NUTS IS PUPPY SHE FORCED US TO GO OUTSIDE THIS NIGHT WHEN IT WAS LIKE 13 DEGREES OUTSIDE SHA SHE ONLY HAD A HOODIE ON SHE'S NUTS! We all about killed her...
This was not my diary either so holler at mom this time READ MY OTHER STORIES TOO READ AND REVIEW!
