Thanks for all the reviews so far guys! Next chapter up! Carries on from Finn's last status update.
Finn Hudson: I just want to say I have the most amazing girlfriend ever. I mean she's really hot, really talented, so sweet and I love her so so much.
(Rachel Berry, Noah Puckerman, Mercedes Jones and 8 others like this)
Santana Lopez: I just threw up my master cleanse.
Noah Puckerman:When you look up whipped in the dictionary, the definition is Finn Hudson.
Rachel Berry: Why are you on Facebook Finn? Oh I know is to announce more of our intimate moments to the guys so you can all high five like total Neanderthals?
Finn Hudson: I'm boldly confessing my love for you in the public arena, like that chick flick you liked! I'm grovelling babe! Is it working?
Noah Puckerman: You even talk like her.
Rachel Berry: No
Finn Hudson: I have never been as happy as I am with my girlfriend. She literally makes me smile every day when I wake up in the morning.
(Brittany Pierce, Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones and 3 others like this)
Santana Lopez: Now Brittany has just threw up her master cleanse.
Brittany Pierce: I wish I could eat solid food again.
Mercedes Jones: Y'all I think it's kinda sweet.
Rachel Berry: Mercedes has a point.
Finn Hudson: Sweet 'like I forgive you for blabbing' Rach?
Rachel Berry: Sweet like you are taking me out to dinner and letting me pick the movie to rent tonight and you are going to be so incredibly fortunate if you even get to first base Finn Hudson.
Kurt Hummel: If you don't just forgive him Rachel I will literally smack you around the head. You know he even tried writing poetry! Boy's got it bad.
Finn Hudson: I couldn't rhyme it right! I'll pick you up in an hour babe. Love you xx.
Brittany Pierce: I find rhyming confusing. Like cat rhymes with hat, yet also bat. But not car.
Rachel Berry is looking forward to Sectionals now! I had great fun with Finn Hudson tonight. After eating out we spent the night in my bedroom planning songs selections to show off our undeniable musical chemistry.
(Finn Hudson, Noah Puckerman, Kurt Hummel and 7 others like this)
Noah Puckerman: That's code, right?
Finn Hudson: Unfortunately, dude, it's really not.
Rachel Berry: Please remember our discussion Finn.
Kurt Hummel: I can't believe I won't be singing with you guys at sectionals!
Rachel Berry: I know Kurt but you had to do what made you happy. Finn is really proud of you, we all are.
Finn Hudson: It sucks dude for sure.
Noah Puckerman: If it wasn't for my probation I would kick Karofsky's ass!
Finn Hudson despite my mom being home, still having a pretty awesome weekend.
(Artie Abrahams, Mike Chang, Noah Puckerman, Rachel Berry and 18 others like this)
Mike Chang: I can't believe we've been playing Halo for four hours straight! Best. Sunday. Ever.
Rachel Berry: I thought you were doing chores all day Finn?
Finn Hudson: I am baby, I was just running an errand at Mike's house and I just played one round I swear.
Carol Hummel: What do you mean, 'despite my mom being home'?
Finn Hudson: Mom? What are you doing on Facebook?
Rachel Berry: I showed her how to sign up Finn. I wanted her to join the New Directions fan page. Can you believe we only have six members?
Santana Lopez: Are all six members you, man hands?
Carol Hummel: Stop avoiding the question, young man.
Rachel Berry: Mrs Hummel, Finn and I were simply planning to use your house this weekend to expand our repertoire of duets and we were so looking forward to spending the weekend rehearsing uninterrupted.
Finn Hudson: Yeah, what she said.
Noah Puckerman: Berry, I'll rehearse with you uninterrupted any day of the frickin week!
Rachel Berry: Noah, I actually think our voices would go surprisingly well together. With your silky smooth tones and me as an obviously more powerful ballader, the results could be impressive.
Finn Hudson: I don't think he means it in that way babe. Stop hitting on my woman Puck! I will pound your ass!
Noah Puckerman: Just cos I wiped you out in round three. Give it up man!
Rachel Berry: Are you STILL playing?
Finn Hudson: Err no.
Noah Puckerman: Please man, I'm just using your code. As if your mom will believe Berry! If you'd listened to me about the motel you wouldn't be whining right now.
Carol Hummel: What motel?
Carol Hummel: Get home NOW.
Finn Hudson: Shit.
Finn Hudson I may shower, but I'll never be clean.
(Kurt Hummel and Noah Puckerman like this)
Kurt Hummel: LOL, I really did pick the right time to come over dinner. Overhearing mother-son sex conversations are all kinds of fun!
Noah Puckerman: Lame dude! I am on level 15!
Finn Hudson: I will return for round 2 in a second. Be prepared to be taken down!
Rachel Berry: Don't you dare Finn Hudson. You are coming over to take me to the movies and to explain what was so important that you missed a duet rehearsal with me this morning. I will expect you at 5pm sharp.
Noah Puckerman: You heard her man, now sit! There's a good boy.
Finn Hudson: If I figured out how to block people, I would start with you.
Finn Hudson: looking forward to taking my girl to the movies. Now I just need to decide what to see!
(Rachel Berry, Noah Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Carol Hummel and 9 others like this.)
Noah Puckerman: Paranormal activity 2 dude! It's all kind of freaky shit.
Rachel Berry: We are NOT seeing Paranormal Activity 2 Finn! You kept ringing me in the middle of the night after we rented the first one. It took me an hour to calm you down once and you know how crucial sleep is to me. I was thinking that new French independent film? It's had rave reviews.
Noah Puckerman: LMFAO. Can't breath. Too. Much. Laughter.
Carol Hummel: Is that why you slept with the light on for three days?
Finn Hudson: Rach, baby. Remember how we agreed to stop sharing embarrassing information on Facebook?
Rachel Berry: Yes, Finn you did. Remember the part how you also promised not to lie to me about how long you spent on computer games?
Finn Hudson: Does it have subtitles at least?
Rachel Berry: No
Finn Hudson: Are you buying the candy?
Rachel Berry: No.
Finn Hudson: Then what's the point of me coming with you? Can I go please go play Halo with the guys?
Rachel Berry: I've just sent you a text message ;)
Finn Hudson: I'm on my way. I'll be there as quick as I can baby.
Noah Puckerman: What did it say dude?
Noah Puckerman: Hello? Don't leave me hanging!
Finn Hudson my girlfriend is all kind of awesome.
(Rachel Berry, Carol Hummel, Kurt Hummel and 36 others like this)
So that's pretty much Furt dealt with, which means Special Education comes next. I'd really appreciate some feedback on whether I should keep this light and fun or deal with the angst around the episode. Please, please review, comments seriously mean the world to me!
