A/N: (sniff sniff) its people like you that make my day... I LUV U ALL THANK U SO MUCH!!!! (Sniff) I had a very bad cold this week and u people just made me feel 110 better thank u I hope this chapter is up to your standards, I especially want to give luv to Hiddenleafscherryblossom somehow she inspired me to write this story lol (blows tissue) ONCE AGAIN THANK U OH SO MUCH!!!! XDD
I do not own Naruto if I did Sasuke would be in love with Sakura and Itachi would Team 7's sensei lol, AND I WOULD BE NARUTO'S GET-HIGH-OFF-COFFEE-AND-RAMEN-PARTNER!!!!
Recap
"You made... those?" everyone asked at like the same time.
"Yup I already had the cloaks, but I didn't hav any clothes so I cut up some old ones and made these" Konan was extremely proud of herself. Konan picked up the little girl and placed her on her shoulder and the little girl clung to her neck to stop falling off and she held the other boys' hands and led the way to the bathroom. All the guys looked at each other for awhile and heard the sound of splashing water and giggles coming from upstairs.
"Meeting, now." Pein said getting up and walking to the meeting room, everyone followed suite.
xxx In The Bathroom xxx
Konan was cooing over the three babies in the bath, their hair was lathery with shampoo and they sneezed every time the bath bubbles came in their nose.
"I don't really think Itachi-san gave u names did he?" Konan asked the kids who just stared at her and flicked the bubbles.
"I didn't think so, so I'm gonna call u Sakura cuz your as sweet as a cherry blossom" Konan said rubbing her nose on Sakura's nose, which caused her to giggle and splash the water. Konan then looked at the blonde boy and flicked some soap bubbles at him, he giggled and splashed some water at Konan's face who smiled and ruffled his shampooed hair.
"Hmm u look like a fox In some weird kinda way…and u have a weird swirly thing on your stomach " She said poking Blondie in his stomach, that made him sneeze and laugh.
"Hmm… I'll call u Naruto that name really suits you!"
Konan turned to the last baby and lifted him out of the bath. He shook his head and stared at Konan. Konan got a dark blue towel and wrapped him up in it and set the dark haired baby on the floor, the baby sat down and waited for his friends to come out.
"I have no idea what to call you…hmm I'll think of a name for u soon enough though"
Konan lifted the other 2 out the bath and wrapped them up, Naruto was in an orange towel and Sakura was in a light pink towel. They both kinda… stumbled over to the unnamed baby and huddled together, because they were cold. Konan squealed and whipped out a camera
"Say Cheese!!!!" CLICK. FLASH. Dazed babies fall over. Konan picked them all up and ran to her room to dress them up and do their hair. She squealed in delight flung open her hair styling things.
Xxx In the Akatsuki Meeting Room xxx
"Itachi, where did you find the babies?" Pein
"I already said, they were outside in a reed basket." Itachi
"Did you see anyone leave or pass by?" Sasori
"Nope," Itachi
"How come you're so good at taking care of them yeah?" who else would say un or yeah at the end of like every sentence?
"Before i became chuunin in my clan, I was always the one who looked after the babies (damn that clan for loving each other so much) with some of my cousins, who would usually ditch me and get other girls pregnant ¬¬"
"snicker snicker" everyone
"(ignores them)"
"Well now that we, um snicker, know, we need to figure out whether we are going to keep them or not."
"I say we ditch them THEY'LL BE TO MUCH MONEY TO SPEND!!" Kakuzu
"Hmm… he does hav a point…."
"Well they are kids , we could train them and use them to our advantage against enemies, I mean who would suspect little kids (like 5 or 8 or something) to be highly trained ninjas?" Sasori
"That is also a very good idea, it can mean that we could we save our chakra, we can deal with the enemies as well,"
"Yeah but those fucking kids will get in the fucking way too much they are probably bastards anyways, who the fuck would put 3 kids at the Akatsuki's doorstep anyways?"
Silence. Nods of agreement. More Silence.
"… well u are kinda right... and it seems there are more bad sides then good sides for these kids, so it seems we aren't going to keep them, well tomorrow morning, Itachi u go to the nearest village and put them in an orphanage or something-"
Konan comes bursting into the meeting room with the 3 children in their new clothes. Naruto ran to Deidara and began playing with his hands again. Sakura ran and hid under Itachi's cloak, she was also holding a grey stuffed bunny and the unnamed baby just climbed on top of the table and sat there looking at everyone. He was soon joined by his friends and they huddled together staring at everyone.
Konan whipped out her camera and took a picture of them again.
"OOHH THIS'LL BE SO MUCH FUN LOOKING AFTER THEM!!!!" She giggled hugging the babies.
"Uhh.. well about that Konan, u see the babies don't really have much meaning to be in the Akatsuki, so we aren't going to keep them and Itachi will-" Konan was engulfed in a very dark aura, she turned her head round mechanically and glared a very icy glare at Pein and the rest of the Akatsuki, who shuffled uncomfortably in their seats.
"I said, we're going to hav FUN looking after the BABIES didn't i?" Konan asked darkly.
Everyone nodded their head hurriedly.
"And we are NOT going to ABANDON them in a nasty Orphanage are we?"
Once again everyone shook their heads hurriedly
"Right… now I'm going to take these children to the kitchen; I will feed them, let them watch TV and put them to bed, does anyone have any arguments?"
Everyone again, for the last time, shook their heads hurriedly.
"YAY COEM ON BABIES KONAN IS GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO WATCH TV!!!" Konan yelled picking them up and leaving.
Everyone let out a sigh of relief
"OHH YOU SAID MY NAME YOU'RE SUCH A SMART LITTLE GIRL AREN'T YOU???" Konan's voice was heard from the living room
Everyone sweat dropped
"Well," began Pein
"It seems that we are keeping the babies,"
"WHAT WHY??" Hidan asked accusingly
"Would you like to go against Konan?" Pein asked raising an eyebrow
"I-i… never mind," Hidan sat back in his chair childishly and crossed his arms muttering about Konan is a heretic and deserves to die.
"TOBI LIKES THE DWARF PEOPLE!!! THE DWARF PEOPLE MAKE TOBI HAPPY AND MAKE TOBI FEEL ALL POWERFUL!!!"
"FOR THE LOVE OF CHIRST!!!! (Receives glare from Hidan) THEY ARE HUMAN BABIES TOBI!!!! NOT DWARF PEOPLE, NOW SHUT UP AND SIT BACK DOWN IN YOUR CHAIR!!!" Itachi yelled, his afro going to one side again.
Even with afro, Itachi was scary, although it probably knocked him down from an 11 to a 7 on the scare-o-meter. Tobi whimpered and sunk back into his chair.
"Well we know that the babies will be staying with us, un but we need to decide who will actually take care of the babies yeah"
"OH YEAAAHHHH" Everyone except, Sasori and Itachi
"Well, Konan did a good job of cleaning them, so she'll be in charge of washing, cleaning and changing them,"
"Ok"
"Itachi, since you found them, you'll be in charge of general things, like where the babies sleep (unless Konan says so), what the babies eat (unless Konan says so), where they go and you'll be mainly the role of Father for these kids."
"WHAT?? But but I-I-"
"No Itachi, YOU'RE going to have to be the fake father of those kids, now let me finish,"
"Fine" Itachi sits back in his chair like Hidan and mutters mean things about Pein
"Right, anyways, I like Sasori's idea, so in the beginning, let's see… um Itachi as the fatherly role you'll have to teach them how to speak (unless Konan says so). Sasori, you'll have to show them certain jutsu's, not too advanced, they are only kids, but only when they can talk properly. Deidara you can show the babies how to…uh…plan an attack. Kisame you show them katana and water techniques, Hidan… actually I don't trust Hidan yet, Zetsu we'll discuss your role later, Kakuzu you'll teach them how to steal, how to count and how to invest. And Finally Tobi, you can be... playmate towards the kids, (but Itachi must supervise) oh yes, Konan and I will be teaching them secret techniques... any questions?"
"What if Itachi or Konan isn't in yeah? Who looks after them??"
"Sasori, and you, because the boys like your freakish hands and the girl likes to hide under Sasori's cloak, because she is scared of you and your loudness."
"I AM NOT LOUD YEAH!!!!"
"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Babies
"Why is that sound coming from my room?" Itachi
"DEIDARA!!! GET YOUR CLAY ASS UP HERE!!!!!" Konan
(Insert death March theme tune here)
Deidara doesn't move, so Itachi grabs him and they both go upstairs, well Itachi, more or less, drags Deidara who clings onto the table for dear life. Itachi gives a great pulled and half the table goes with Deidara.
"I am so not paying for that" Kakuzu
"ITACHI UN WHAT ARE YOU DOING YEAH???"
"Finding out why the noise is coming from my room, and I want to get a brush and possibly borrow Konan's hair straightener."
"ITACHI UN YOU'RE BRINGING ME TO MY DOOM ARE YOU CRAZY???!!!"
"Didn't you figure out I was crazy when I killed my clan?"
"I- crap un…DAMN U LET ME GO!!!!"
"OPPs we're already there," Itachi grinned at the horror-struck Deidara, and knocked on his OWN bedroom door. It swung open lightly, and revealed aura-covered Konan, holding three bawling kids. Sakura was holding her grey bunny, Naruto was folding a chibi fox plushie and the unnamed baby was holding Itachi's favourite kunai.
Itachi stepped forward and Deidara then jumped onto his face like a scared cat.
"HOLY SHIT!!!! GET OFF MY FACE DEIDARA!!!!!"
"NO, YEAH SHE'S GONNA HIT ME UN!!!!"
"oh I'm gonna much worse then hit you Deidara," Konan
Konan used her paper attack to make a hand and pull Deidara off Itachi's face.
"Itachi, you know where my room is, can u put these 3 to sleep again, while I take care of him, oh and use my hair straightener you could use it."
"Of course and thank you" Itachi took the babies and made his way to Konan's room.
The door was then slowly shut with the sound of:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UN!!!!!!!!!"
A/N: well there you go yes I have noticed they are a bit OOC but babies change everyone you know , too all those who realized yup this is what I think would've happened if the Akatsuki took care of babies and who the babies would be . R&R PLZ I am so proud, I mean I got like 7 reviews, on 1 chapter IN 2 DAYS X3 I wuv you guys, and make sure u check out Hiddenleafscherryblossom's story it's great, even though she just started ANY FLAMERZ FOR THIS STORY OR HERS WILL FEAR MY WRATH OF THE PINK FLYING OROCHIMARU MONKEYS WITH POINTY SPORKS OF DOOOM!!!! Remember to R&R for both of the stories we shall see what happens in the next episode of: "WHO THE HELL SAID BABIES WERE BUNDLES OF JOY?"
