Okay, I have written this a long time ago, say back in '99. So all mistakes are my own and so are these three. But they are based off of MLPs, so they belong to Hasbro too.
Moondancera: Hello and welcome to Baby Advenger's second show. Today we are going to discuss what to do and what not to do on Valentine's Day.
Wisdom: So everyone get a piece of paper out and start writing.
Moondancera: The first step on VD, that is what we will call Valentine's Day for short, you should if you are a guy pick your date up in a limo.
Wisdom: Aren't you forgetting something?
Moondancera: What?
Wisdom: First you have to get a date.
Moondancera: Well everyone knows that.
Wisdom: I am sure someone didn't know that.
Moondancera: Okay, go ahead and believe that.
Wisdom: So Moondancera who is your valentine crush of boyfriend?
Moondancera: Like I would tell you.
Wisdom: Oh come on. Who is your bestest best friend you have.
Moondancera: Uuuummmmm Baby Lofty.
Wisdom: Oh, so what am I?
Moondancera: Weeeeell, you are a a a a pie.
Wisdom: A pie? Okay since when did I become a pie and what flavor am I?
Moondancera: Yes a pie, I couldn't think of anything else so you are a pie. You became one as of a minute ago.
Wisdom: Okay then, what flavor am I?
Moondancera: You are a prune pie. Okay there happy?
Wisdom: Why am I a prune pie?
Moondancera: Because you are rotten to the core.
Wisdom: Oh thanks.
Moondancera: I knew that you would like it.
Wisdom: I wouldn't be smiling if I were you.
Moondancera: Why?
Wisdom: Because of this.
Moondancera: You mean so I can laugh at you even more.
Wisdom: Ha Ha very funny. Anyways we are almost out of time and we still have some basics to go over with.
Moondancera: Okay. Hey Wisdom do you have anyone special in mind for VD?
Wisdom: Why should I tell you?
Moondancera: I don't know, maybe because I am curious.
Wisdom: Well I don't have anyone in mind, maybe because I am still searching for mister right.
Moondancera: Oh so you don't have anyone in mind.
Wisdom: Nope. Okay so I told you mine, well sort of, so tell me yours. PPPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!
Moondancera: Okay if you promise to keep it a secret.
Wisdom: I will.
Moondancera: It is (whispers in Wisdom's ear).
Wisdom: Oh it is him, I never would of guessed.
Moondancera: Okay lets get back to the show for a minute or two. You might not want to pick your date up to go eat at a fast food place. You might wan to take her to a dinner of some sort.
Wisdom: Yep Moondancera is right, never ever take your date to a fast food place on VD, or else you just might be wearing the food.
Moondancera: If you are going to take your date out bring candy and flowers with you. That always tells your date that you love her.
Wisdom: Did you ever go out on a date with Countdown? Whoops (covers her mouth and turns beet red). I am sorry I didn't mean to say that.
Moondancera: I can't believe you just did that, on television too. I am going to get you for it. (Takes off after Wisdom).
Wisdom: (Starts running).
Baby Advenger: Well that is all the time we have for now. So tune in next time. Maybe by then I can find sane hostess for my show, or maybe not. Anyways, bye for now and see you next time.
