Total Village Island!
I don't own Naruto or Total Drama Island or any cereal or anything I make fun of!
Here's where things get interesting.
Sasuke looked around and looked at Sakura, who was shaking in fear. Naruto was eating his cup of ramen, Choji was eating his barbeque potato chips, and everyone else was just eating the disgusting camp food made by Kakashi, who made a soup that had chicken feathers, pieces of chicken, ants, cockroaches, dead spiders, moldy cheese and things that aren't edible. Sakura looking at her food and then back up.
"I'm scared..." Sakura wimpered.
"It's the first challenge. Don't be scared, Sakura. Believe it!" Naruto said.
"SAY 'BELIEVE IT' ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL KILL YOU!!" Sakura shouted, punching Naruto in the head.
"Oww..." Naruto whined.
Dear Kage and Hokage I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
Usually you've asked me what I wanted to be
Now that I'm on TV it's easy to see
I want to be famous
Sasuke and Neji will probably ruin the fun
Pack your bags we'll be voted off one by one
Once I have a kunai I'll kill anything in my way
I'll probably be part of the Akatsuki one day
I wanna be famous
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
I wanna be I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be freakin' famous
I wanna be
I wanna be freakin' famous
Thirty minutes later, Clora directed the ninja to go to the top of a deadly waterfall with her. Clora stood in front of them and smiled.
"Here is where the first challenge will be held here. One at a time, each ninja will have to jump off this 2,000 feet waterfall, retrieve the bowl of ramen, be mauwled by a bear, live, and come back up this waterfall. Those who refuse have to fight the bear with a small paper shuriken. And no-one can use any jutsu, their kekkai-genkai, or walk on the water or anything like that. Orochimaru, Naruto, Sakura... you're up first!" Clora said.
"What?! Was this even inspected by someone?! Is it safe?!" Naruto, Orochimaru, and Sakura asked.
"Yeah, it is. One of the cameramen almost died trying to get past the waterfall jump. And another camera dude had lost both legs, arms, and head when being mauwled by that bear! So, it's safe!" Clora replied.
Sakura and Naruto pushed Orochimaru off the cliff. Orochimaru landed into the bottom of the lake. You could here Orochimaru's scream of pain for ten whole minutes. Orochimaru came out of the lake covered with blood. He grabbed the bowl of ramen. Orochimaru gulped when he saw the bear that looked 80 feet tall. The bear attacked him. You could hear Orochimaru scream like a little girl for twenty whole minutes. The bear got bored after thrity minutes. Orochimaru limped all the way to the top of the waterfall with the bowl of ramen.
"I'm ok..." Orochimaru groaned before he fainted.
Clora kicked Orochimaru. Orochimaru groaned.
"He's alive. Naruto, you're up." Clora said.
"Oh, no. Not me!" Naruto said.
"Do it and I won't kill you..." Sakura said.
"No way!" Naruto said.
Sakura grabbed Naruto by his collar and threw him off the cliff. Naruto screamed like a little girl and fell into the water. He limped to the bowl of ramen. He screamed once he saw the bear. Clora was eating some cerial.
"Anyone want Froot Loops or Trix?" Clora asked, pouring Froot Loops into a bowl and holding a box of Trix in her left hand.
Naruto was fighting the bear. After a couple of minutes, he escaped the bear with a broken arm and legs. Naruto pulled himself up the long way back onto the top of the waterfall. Sakura gulped as she looked at the waterfall and the bear.
"There's no other way, Sakura. Jump! Naruto came back alive! Well, Orochimaru almost died, but Naruto lived!" Clora said.
"Yeah, Sakura! Use the Power of Youth!" Rock Lee cheered.
"Yeah! Use the power of your youth!!" Gai cheered.
"If they say 'youth' one more time, I'm so going to hurl." Temari said, holding her stomach.
Sakura jumped as she held her breath for the lake at the bottom of the river. She fell into the river and swam up before hitting the sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom. The other ninja cheered as Sakura grabbed the bowl of ramen. She looked at the bear and got a random chainsaw out. She shredded the bear to pieces.
"OMG! She killed... THE RANDOM HOBO WHO WAS PAID TO DRESS UP LIKE THE REAL BEAR!!" Clora screeched.
The random hobo who was dressed up like the real bear climbed out of the tree.
"Wait. That was just the robot bear she mentally destroyed. The real bear is coming... now." Clora said.
"Wha..." Sakura said before she heard the growl of the bear behind her.
Sakura punched the real bear and the bear fell to its side. Sakura ran up to the top of the waterfall with a broken left wrist, a sprained elbow and a burned right palm. Sakura smiled as she put down the bowl of ramen.
"Sakon, Rock Lee, Ino... you're next!" Clora said.
A second after that, Rock Lee dived into the river after two minutes. He got out of the river with only one scratch of his cheeck. He grabbed the bowl of ramen and got mauwled by the bear.
"THAT'S WHAT I CALL THE POWER OF--" Gai cheered before Temari interupted.
"FINISH THAT SENTENCE AND I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE VOTED OFF FIRST!!" Temari screeched.
Gai hid behind Neji as he screamed like a little girl. Neji looked at his teacher.
"Get off me or I will kill you." Neji said to his teacher.
Gai looked at Neji and then jumped up when he saw Rock Lee run up back up.
"YEAH LEE! YOU USED THE POWER OF YOUR YOU-" Gai cheered.
"FINISH THAT (BLEEP)ING SENTENCE AND I WILL (BLEEP)ING KILL YOU!" Temari shouted.
Gai jumped off the waterfall.
"Ok... He wasn't next. But... Oh well..." Clora said.
Sakon jumped off the waterfall.
"I said one at a time... But... Oh well..." Clora sighed.
Clora walked up behind Ino, who was shaking in fear.
"Boo." Clora said.
Ino jumped and fell off the waterfall. She saw Sakon walk out of the waterfall, grab the bowl of ramen, run past the bear after being mauled, and run back up the path that lead up to the top of the waterfall. Ino hit the water and same right up, got the bowl of ramen, got mauled by the bear and limped up the path. Gai did the same.
"I forgot to mention, Shizune and Kabuto are staying at my place! I needed to have some company... Oh, and whoever doesn't either fight the bear or do the challenge has to wear a green jumpsuit." Clora said, as Shizune and Kabuto ran up the path.
Ino walked back. Clora looked at the list.
"Kiba, Hinata, Shikamaru... you're up!" Clora said.
Hinata, Kiba and Shikamaru walked over to the waterfall.
"I'll go first, since Hinata is slow to make up her mind." Kiba said.
"I'M NOT (BLEEP)IN' SLOW YOU (BLEEP)IN' SON OF A (BLEEP)!!" Hinata shouted.
Hinata threw Kiba off the waterfall. Everyone stared at Hinata in shock.
"Oops... sorry, that was supposed to stay in a thought bubble." Hinata said.
"Any swearing will be censored. So swear all you want." Clora said, holding a blowhorn.
"Come on-" Naruto cheered before Hinata interupted.
"SHUT THE (BLEEP) UP YOU DUMB(BLEEP) (BLEEP)ED UP SON OF A (BLEEP) (BLEEP), BEFORE I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR (BLEEP)HOLE!!" Hinata shouted.
Everyone once again stared at Hinata in shock. Hinata jumped off the waterfall after Kiba came up the path a few minutes later. Shikamaru groaned.
"I don't want to. It's too-" Shikamaru said before Clora interupted.
"Here's your jumpsuit, then." Clora said, giving Shikamaru the jumpsuit.
Shikamaru took the outfit.
"Tsunade, Jiraiya, Neji... you are next!" Clora said.
Tsunade, Neji, and Jiraiya stood at the edge of the waterfall.
"Um... I can't..." Jiraiya said.
"Green jumpsuit then. Here." Clora said, throwing Jiraiya a jumpsuit.
Tsunade jumped.
"I'm not afraid or anything. But, I can't do this. I'm not that stupid." Neji said.
Clora gave Neji a green jumpsuit as he walked by. Tsunade came back up the path with just a few scratches.
"Sasuke, Gaara, Kankuro... you're next!" Clora said.
Kankuro wet himself once he looked down.
"I can't do this!" Kankuro said.
"What a wimp... here's you're jumpsuit." Clora said, giving Kankuro a jumpsuit.
Sasuke and Gaara jumped, got the bowl of ramen, got mauled by the bear, and limped back up the path.
"Choji, Kidomaru, Tayuya and Shino... you're up!" Clora said.
Choji looked at the waterfall with Shino.
"I can't do this." Shino and Choji said.
"Me either." Kidomaru said.
Clora handed the three jumpsuits as Tayuya jumped.
"Tenten, you're the last one! Are you going to jump or not?" Clora asked.
"Um... I'll jump!" Tenten said, jumping off the waterfall.
"The winner of the challenge is offical! The Lonely Wolves, meet me at the grassfield at around... when it gets dark." Clora said.
PLEASE REVIEW WITH THE PERSON YOU WANT TO BE VOTED OFF!! THE FOLLOWING IS WHAT YOU CAN CHOOSE FROM:
Jiraiya
Sasuke
Choji
Gaara
Kidomaru
Tayuya
Gai
Tenten
Neji
Shino
Or Kankuro.
ONLY 1 PER REVIEW, PLEASE! PLEASE REVIEW!!
