Yoshichan: Yay another chapter! Yosh! I would like to thank every one for ther reviews and everything. I'm just letting you know that this chapter is more of a filler, but what ever.I need to know what akastuki member you want sakura with! so review review REVIEW review review. Tell me what member you want sakura to be with the more votes for the member the more fluff/crack they get. So please review. Umm thats it Itachi please do the rest!
Itachi- Please review,Hn.
Yoshichan- And?
Itachi-Yoshi chan doesn't own Naruto or me. Hn.
Yoshi chan- Sadly i dont, waaaaa! V_V enjoy :D.
"Teme" The cats' eyes turned dangerously red at the sight. Naruto looked at the cat then looked at me and looked at the cat again and said "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. He does look like teme!"
What the hell.
I look at Sakura in annoyance. I truly can't believe that she called me a bastard.
I looked behind me to see the Dobe on the floor trying to contain his endless laughter. He looks relevantly different from the last time that we meet. His eyes hold a tone of seriousness and experience that only comes with maturing. His hair, still as sunshine bright as ever is coming to resemble the fourth Hokage. Leaf headband placed proudly on his forehead. Jonin pants, and vest, but with a black shirt and a swirl in the middle, yes he has defiantly changed.
I look to my right to see Deidara and Kissame sprawled out on the floor laughing to no end while my brother and Sasori are grinning, trying to maintain themselves. I looked back up at Sakura who was looking at Naruto with eyes as hard as emeralds.
"Oi, Naruto your turn" she said in a stone hard tone.
"Aa, ok Sakura chan" I found a smirk on my face. Looking at Naruto's name victims.
This was going to be entertaining.
Once I heard the pinket say that we were going to be named by the blond ninja I almost shit myself.
He's probably going to give us the most idiotic names that his little dimwitted mind has ever crossed.
He went up to Deidara first. Inspecting his traits to see what the best name would be for him would be. Once he was done he looked at the girl again and pointed at Deidara. He said "Youkou(1.)." I almost chocked on my spit, or fur ball. Deidara, the nuke nin from Iwa is now sunshine. I can't imagine how he's feeling now. Well maybe I can, he's most likely pissed beyond all can be, and yea. That all I can think of.
Then the blond blob approached Sasori, who really didn't look like he gave a dam what he was going to be named and looked at the man with bored eyes. "Bara(2.)"
"My very creative Naruto"
" Aa, tojikomeru(3.) you named yours Teme(4.), psh. Not very creative if you ask me."
"Just get on with it." Naruto went to Kissame, who was looking at the girl with hid tong hanging out, pervert. Well apparently Naruto saw this and said "I Diem you chikan(5.)" At this I saw Deidara and even Sasori laugh as Kissame started to growl at the blond boy.
Lastly it was my turn he looked at me and looked back at Sasuke, probably noticing that were related he looked at me and smiled. Then he said, " If Sakura chan names your brother Teme then you will be named Itachi teme! (6.)" I raised my paw and thrashed it across his face leaving a nice mark.
"Ouch. That bastard." He mumbled as he walked over to the girl who said,
"No, you deserved that Naruto no go home its almost five in the morning!"
"Aa. Ok Sakura chan have a good night!"
"Its morning you baka(7.)" And then I heard the door lose with a slam.
The girl walked up to us and said with an evil smile "Why, I find it very convent that I have Deidara, Sasori, Kissame, Itachi and Sasuke, five members of the Akastuki in my house trapped in little neko bodies." One word went through our minds, Fuck.
When Naruto left I went up to the Akastuki kittens and said with a wicked smile,
" Why, I find it very continent that I have Deidara, Sasori, Kissame, Itachi and Sasuke, the five members of the Akastuki in my house trapped in little neko bodies."
Then the look on their faces was priceless. I gave out a cold chuckle, "Come on, tell me why you're here, how you're here, and why your cats." I said with a firm face.
"If you don't I will shave you and sell you to the nearest restaurant that serves cat."
I then think they almost had a heart attack. I bent down on my knees to their level and looked at each cat waiting for my answer. Then Sasuke walked up to me and looked straight in to my emerald pools.
"Ok Teme explain."
Composing himself he said,
" Were here because we were running away from Pein and Tobi, and were at Kohona because it was the only place safe that I could think of that would be save for us to hide, and lastly were nekos because they casted a jutsu on us that made us take this form."
"Ok, then I guess I will have to take you guys to Tsunade sama" And six poofs later they were gone.
Looking at the growing piles of paper work that were soon to be bigger then the Kage Mountain itself I decided it was time for my sake. Opening the bottom draw I found no sake, and no sake means unhappy Tsunade.
Getting up I looked around the room, I found that some how all my sake mysteriously disappeared. I'm going to kill Sakura later.
Walking back to my desk I found a piece of paper on the floor. It was my lotto ticket. Looking at it closely I saw that I won the jackpot. Shit(8.). Then suddenly I herd poof. Looking up I saw my apprentice with five strange kittens glommed to her. This day is getting better and better by the minuet.
"Ok Haurno please tell my why you have five strangely colored kittens in my office", Tsunade said while pinching the bridge of her nose in frustration.
"Well Tsunade sama I was on my way back from my hospital shift when I bumped into Naruto and he decited to walk me home, when we arrived to my house, these were scattered on my door step."
"But why do you have them in my office?"
"Because, there the Akastuki."
One
Two
Three
"WHAT?" she screamed, probably waking up every civilian in Kohona and permatly damaging the kittens ear drums.
Once she calmed down Sakura walked up to her, as she did so the kittens jam their claws in her skin, wanting her to stop but it was futile. She then looked down at them with a glare that sent shivers down there spines.
"Who would like to tell tsunade shiosu(9.) what the situation is? If you don't remember what I told you at the house"
flashback:
"Come on, tell me why you're here, how you're here, and why your cats." I said with a firm face. "If you don't I will shave you and sell you to the nearest restaurant that serves cat."
The akastuki suddendly begain to shake as if they were asked to wear pink cloaks and dress up as girls.
Tsunade sweatdroped at this, she's been spending too much tome with Ikbi she thought.
She looked at the kittens waiting for an explanation, then the blond one walked forward.
He said, "Tsunade sama I'm Deidara from Iwa and were here because we decided to revolt from the akastuki, each for different reasons."
"Aa. Very interesting then Sakura I give you and S class mission to watch these Akastuki members until I can find a way to break the jutsu their under, from now onward till the mission is over you will be relived of your hospital duties. Your dismissed"
"Hai", and with a poof they were gone.
Done, for now. Lol. I needed thins chapter. It was a filler but soon after i will have so much fluffynes! :) so i need you to review the main reason is because i want to know what akastuki member you want to glomp sakura the most! So please review and give me feedback if you like the story, the idea, if you like apples or oranges what ever! But i need the reviews its nessecary for they story! So thats all, i might get you another chapt, depending on the reviews and stuff going on at home. So have a good weekend and happy summer!
JA~NE
Yoshi chan
Words below that you might not know.
up
bastard
ever Tsunade wins in gambling something bad happens to her.
Review :) u get a vertual cookie.
