Here comes my favorite professor.

Disclainer: I own nothing. NOTHING.

Once they made it to the amphitheater, Joseph noted how there are students from other places.

"What's going on?"

"Shush up, babe. Listen."

And so Ozpin spoke. Yet Joseph did the opposite of listen. He nudged Jaune.

"You know how to dance yet you didn't even offer to teach me?" he whispered angrily.

"W-What? I thought you don't wanna dance with a guy?"

"I don't! I just want you to teach me!"

"Quiet." the redhead warrior beside Jaune intervened.

And so Ozpin talked about how everyone is named by colors because-

'Where did I put my clackers? The last time I saw them was my fight with Ruby and that was months ago! And for that matter, where did I put the Red Stone?!'

Joseph visibly stiffened at the thought.

"As first year students, you'll be tasked on shadowing a hunstman or huntress on a mission."

'That's all I needed to know.'

Applause filled the room as the headmaster finished his speech.

"This is perfect! We just need to shadow a huntsman on the southeast!" Ruby said.

They tried setting up their mission to Quadrant 5 but it says it's not available for first year students.

"What? That's not fair, are they underestimating us?" Joseph whined.

"That's wonderful, any ideas?" Blake asked.

"We mail ourselves there!" Ruby said.

"Well that's one option."

They turned to face Ozpin.

"However the grimm activity on that area proved to be too extreme for first years."

"No way! Maybe for the other teams, yes. But we can handle them, right guys?" Joseph boasted.

"Ehh... Let's just hear what Professor has to say, okay?" Ruby said, trying to calm him down.

(0)*

Joseph had a hard time containing his smile when Ozpin said that they can bend the rules instead of breaking them and now they are going to accompany a real huntsman on a mission.

He can finally see a pro in action. Although he had no intentions of staying here for too long, he figured it would be exciting. He still rememberedvthat time when his mom annihilated that retarded Wired Beck guy, she didn't even broke a sweat.

"Are you excited, Joseph?" Yang nudged him and smiled.

"Hell yeah! Finally get to see some action. What about the puppy? Is it going to stay in the room while we do our little mission?"

"Zwei is tougher than you think. We raised him, of course he'll be fine." she smirked proudly.

"Hey, it's Team CFVY!" one random guy yelled and true to his word, the gang noticed Velvet's team walking rather weary and tired.

"Velvet? Are you okay?" Blake greeted the girl.

"I'm fine, I had Yatsuhashi looked out for me."

"Hey, bun bun!"

"B-Bun... Bun?" Velvet blushed and shrunk at the Joestar's greeting, she noticed that Yang was glaring at him.

"Yeah, bunny bunny. I hope that wasn't offending though." Joseph scratched his head.

"I-It's fine."

"Your mission was supposed to end a week ago, what happened?" Weiss butted in, trying to steer the serious conversation away from being about bunny nicknames.

"Nothing happened... They were just too many." the bunny faunus replied. Causing awkward silence.

"But, you first years are going to be fine! You're going to shadow a huntsman, it's going to be okay." she reassured.

The only response she got was a nod from the team leader.

"I should go. Stay safe." she waved goodbye and left.

"She's right, guys! We're shadowing a huntsman! We'll be fine!" Ruby optimistically reassured her team.

"Yeah! Besides, together we are indestructible." Joseph butted in.

"You're so full of yourself, Joseph." Yang frowned.

"... I like it."

"We never backed down before and we're not gonna start now, besides, we're fighting alongside a genuine huntsman!" Ruby smiled, causing everyone else to smile.

(0)*

Joseph has never seen this guy before, but judging from the girls' reaction, he is in for a treat.

"Alright gals and guy! Who's ready to fight for their lives??"

The girls gulped.

"Say, I have never seen you before, young man."

"The... Feeling is mutual." Joseph replied to the professor in front of him.

Team RWBY gave Joseph a look that says 'are you serious?'

"My name is Doctor Oobleck, and you are?"

pose*

"Joestar, Joseph Joestar. I go by JoJo." he proudly said.

"... Why you are that boy who never attend my class!"

'Shit.'

"But that's not what we're focusing on! We-"

And so Oobleck bombarded the team with briefing of their mission.

'What a motor mouth.'

"And so boy and girls, let's get ahead since accordng to my schedule we are already three minutes late, or four." he said before zooming off to one of the aircrafts.

"Sheesh, coffee, am I right?" Joseph joked.

"Okay guys, so we're going to save the world with Dr. Ooble- yeah when you say it out loud it sounds worse." Ruby sighed.

"You're going to save the world without us?? That makes me so sad! And hungry, it's your fault though, Ren." Nora stated, catching their attention.

"Sounds exciting, where are you guys, heading?" Jaune asked.

"Outside the kingdom. We're gonna take names and kick ass." Joseph proudly boasted.

The two teams discussed their upcoming missions. Sun and Neptune entered the scene.

"Come party with us tonight! We're shadowing a crime detective of some sorts." the blue haired trident guy coolly said.

"Yeah, we have badges so you know it's official." Sun said as the two did a weird handshake very similar to a japanese schoolboy and a frenchman.

Neptune noticed the unfamiliar buff guy and asked.

"Hey, you must be-"

POSE*

"Joestar. Joseph Joestar. Call me JoJo for short." the brunette posed.

"Y-Yeah. Anyways, my name is Neptune Vasilias. Nice to meet you, dude!"

"Five minutes!" they heard the doctor scream.

"Well... Wish us luck!" Ruby said before they parted ways.

(0)*

The doctor decided to brief them about his background and mission.

"You have been missing quite alot in my class, boy!" he said to Joseph, quite annoyed.

"Jeez, I know, sorry!"

"Wait. You must be the rumored alien."

Joseph scratched his head.

'Wasn't it supposed to be a secret?'

"Now I am not an eavesdropping pansy, mind you! But the headmaster consulted me because I am quite knowledgeable in history and he wanted to help your case as much as he can. Your case is very weird to say the least. I am interested in helping you return back home!" the doctor said quite quickly.

Joseph didn't noticed Yang's rather sad expression.

"W-Wow! I guess I'm going to look forward in your research, Dr. Oblique." Joseph expressed, causing the doctor to raise his eyebrow at the wrong pronounciation of his name and his sudden shift of accent.

And so, after learning that the Southeast Quadrant might be a hotspot for criminal activity, Joseph smirked.

"We're gonna take names, and kick ass!"

"Language, young man!"

(0)*

"Listen to all my commands at all times! Ruby! Didn't I say to leave your bags at the school?" the huntsman asked.

"Yeah but you didn't say we should listen to you back then... So I didn't."

'Smartass.' Joseph chuckled.

Zwei then pops out of the bag. Causing Joseph to have another psychic PTSD attack.

"Joseph. Joseph!" Weiss nudged him.

"Huh?"

"You kept zoning out. Is something wrong?"

"Nothing, nothing."

Apparently bringing a dog in a Grimm infested area is a good idea.

"I'm a genius." Ruby triumphantly smirked.

'I'm going to protect that dog.'

Also, Grimms are attracted to negative emotions, the more you know.

"Then, that means they won't kill me!" he suddenly blurted. Causing everyone to stop and look at him.

"I'm the most optimistic guy here, they won't attack me because I don't have any negativity in my system!" the Joestar proudly boasted.

"Perfect! You go scout ahead, young JoJo!"

'Oh no.'

"Wait, nevermind! I saw a lone specimen!" the doctor told them to wait, hoping that the lone Grimm will lead them to it's pa-

"There's the whole pack. And now they've seen us."

"What?" the heiress asked.

"AND NOW THEY'VE SEEN US!"

The doctor then folded his arms.

"It's time to show me what you are capable of." and with that Team RWBY and Joseph turned to face the horde.

To be continued

Fast paced.