"Purple Princess! Purple Princess!" the audience chants, then goes wild when Piccolo drags the Petulant Purple Princess (a.k.a. me) on stage.
"Do your stupid jokes already so these people will shut up!" he yells, holding his ears.
Princess mutters to herself then addresses the audience. "Alright, alright, I will do a few more.
"If you spike up your hair and wear a fuzzy brown belt, then go around telling people that you're a Saiyan, you might be a DBZ fan!
"If you go around the neighborhood with your brothers and friends reenacting the entire series, you might be a DBZ fan!" Princess notices several audience members laughing and pointing at the person sitting next to them. "Don't worry, I did that too.
"If you modify the lyrics of your favorite songs to fit your favorite DBZ character, you might be a DBZ fan!
"If you read and/or write DBZ fanfiction, you might be a DBZ fan!
"If you take it as a personal insult when told that Goku is an idiot, you might be a DBZ fan!
"If you actually think this is funny, you might be a DBZ fan!" Princess smirks and waits for the uproar to die down. "To tell the truth, I didn't really think it was that funny.
"If you take it as a personal insult when told that Kakarot is stronger than Vegeta, you might be a DBZ fan!
"If you eat jelly beans pretending they're senzu beans, you might be a DBZ fan!
"If you jump off a building and try to fly, you might be a DBZ fan!
"If you go into a room filled with plants and try to use the Spirit Bomb, you might be a DBZ fan!
"Ok, this is my favorite one. If you threw china dishes at your mother/father/friend/brother/sister while shouting Destructo Disk to get them to go away, you might be a DBZ fan!" The audience is going crazy. People are laughing so hard they're falling out of their seats, and Princess is almost bursting trying not to laugh.
"This will be the last one for tonight, so please try not to burst Piccolo's eardrums backstage. If you painted six small orange dots on your forehead like Krillen, you might be a DBZ fan! Thank you all, you've been great!" The Petulant Purple Princess walks offstage, and if you look closely you can see Piccolo on the floor clutching his head behind the curtain.
Finally got that one typed up! Thank you for your wonderful ideas, you know who you are. I could putyour names down, butI'm really lazy. So if it actually matters to you, tell me, and I'll fix it.
