How to Piss off your favourite FF7 Characters

Pt .2 Villians

Sephiroth – Go on bended knee and serenade to him "Rapenzel Rapenzel let down your hair, let me climb that beautiful stair!" Then stick Masamune up his ass. To the hilt. Just to see how far it will go.

Cait Sith – Stick traitor post-it notes everywhere – bathroom bedroom elevator. "To betray you must first belong" "You cannot run with the hare and hunt with the hounds." "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." Then charge in and say "You're under arrest for high treason!" Then smack him playfully and say "Just kidding Toysaurus!"

Hojo – Call him the hunchback of Notre Dame, and rib him about Sephiroth constantly, saying "Ring any bells?" Dress up a girl as Ifana and a guy as Professor Gast and have them drift back and forth his corridor moaning "how could you kill the last of the Ceta and your mentor Professor.. Wooooo…." , and make him insane – as if he isn't already.

Heidigger – Tell him there's a Public Safety Hazard that the Public Safety Maintenance Department need to check out urgently. Lead him to Proud Clod, then have the chestplate of Proud Clod fall out in slow motion and squash him. Accidently. Gya ha ha

Scarlet – Bring her out to the deck of Sister Ray and distract her with talk about the ratio/mass intergrity of weapons until you trap her in the space-time continuum, then loop the scene of her and Tifa Bitchslapping each other.. for eternity. Kya ha ha.

Palmer – have Marlene and Denzel run up to him, point and laugh saying "Spaced out fatty!" Also, in the graveyard in front of Rocket Town, put up a tombstone with a witty epithet – "Hit by a Truck, Didn't die what luck / Died cos of Lard in Tea, No one cares He He He"